I knew this girl for most of my freshman and sophmore year of college, we were friends but I always wanted to get with her cause she was a solid 9. Anyways, we were in the same chemistry class one semester and I used it as my chance. I sat next to her every day in class and was just normal and friendly, but I would always draw dicks all over her notebook and any piece of paper she was using. Sometimes I would even change it up and draw boobies or a saggy V. Anyways, one friday night she asks if I'm going out (I said yes) and then tells me her and her roomates are going to a party. I go to her house to pregame, drink, go to the party. Then at the party she asks me if I want to get high. We go back to her place, roll up a spliff in her room, smoke it, and the next thing I know she jumps out of her chair onto my lap (cowgirl style) and starts kissing me. I was so excited, and then we banged. And still bang to this day.
Moral of the story: Draw dicks on girls notebook, get drunk, get high, doooooo sex lots, fail chemistry