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Shoelace sagging

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A-Bois
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I need help....how do you sag using the method of tying shoelaces???

Thank you

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rareison
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like using shoelaces as suspenders?
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VT_scratch
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the fuq??
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A-Bois
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no you like lace them through the holes on the part where the belt is on your pants

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VT_scratch
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yea, and you can wrap it around your shoulders too if youre trying to sag them and use them as suspenders. or you can just tie it tight around the waist like a belt.
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A-Bois
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thanks

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NinetyFour
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1. Pass the shoelace through the belt loops
2. Tie shoelace like you would tie it normally
3. ????
4. Profit
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rareison
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yeah thats what I meant. Thats what I did, worked pretty good. Just take two equal length shoe laces. and tie one end to one loop, and the other end to the loop on the other side of the pants. Do this for both sides. Make sure you get long enough shoelaces. To sag your pants more, just make smaller knots, opposite to tighten them. and when you put the pants on cross the shoelaces to the other shoulder so they don't slip off.
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A-Bois
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thanks
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californiagrown
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you are going to look like a tool. not to mention when you sag you sacrifice mobility so you are actually making yourself worse.

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k-fred
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well thats you opinion, it does sacrifice mobility but you'll get used to it.
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californiagrown
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if in 20 years you will look back on yourself and think, "damn i was a fucking tool" then yes, you currently are acting like a tool.

sometimes its a neccessary evil, but you should then realize and accept the fact that you are looking/acting like a fucking idiot.
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k-fred
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ohh well we all somehow looked/will look like a tool when we we're/was young.

and why are you giving a fuck about what people wear? do your own things and wear what you want not what people want you to wear.
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californiagrown
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oh, when i go out to the bars or a club i wear something "hip" that i know in 20-30 years will look stupid as shit, but in the meantime, girls will like it.

I absolutely sacrifice looking like a tool at times, for certain short term benefits. but i acknowledge that i look a little d-baggish/toolish while doing so.


if you really do like what you are wearing, then why would you care if other people let you know you look ridiculous?

but every now and then, you need a bro to straight talk you and tell that you are looking too ridiculous. thats what i was trying to tell that kid. if he listens great, if he doesnt, great.


move on buddy, this isnt your fight.
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Stickity
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this thread is dildos
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thisisastickup
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excuse me but I ski fucking perfectly at all times so it doesn't matter how far I may or may not be able to spread my legs when I'm skiing.
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inactive
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cheers
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Errl
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way to be e-cool bro.
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TOAST.
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I do this. I dont sag a ridiculous amount though. As soon as it starts restricting movement its to sagged. Works much better than a belt in my experiences.
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CoachJabroni
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use them like suspenders but you only need it on one shoulder

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