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The one thing i hate about canada as a american

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terrible_skier
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I hate how many coins they give you in change, it fucking bothers me carrying around a bunch of coins in my pocket. /rant now canadians what do you hate about america?
Feb 20 2012 2:32PM
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k-rob
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/facepalm
Feb 21 2012 9:53PM
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CassiusClay
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Someone doesn't realize the US hasn't fought a war since WWII. Someone also doesn't understand what technology can do to sheer volumes of people. That is all.
Feb 21 2012 10:10PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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i like how both countries are unbelievably awesome places to live compared to the possible alternatives, but the fact does not stop us from finding inconsequential things whine about.
Feb 21 2012 10:14PM
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Balto
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you are like 13, stop complaining
Feb 21 2012 10:16PM
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PJS.
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bit ironic coming from someone with a gold coin
Feb 21 2012 11:15PM
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solitaryman
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You just said Americans will never be as good as Europeans, yet you stated they ARE European, you are retarted. I'm surprised you haven't surrendered in this argument yet, being French and all.
Feb 22 2012 9:03AM
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fujarome
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Reading comprehension isn't your strong point, is it? And learn a little about france. That country has been fighting since long before anyone even began to think there might be a new continent. Oh...and you spelled retarded wrong. I think that about proves everything regarding your intelligence.
Feb 22 2012 9:22AM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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i think you're both idiots, but if you think a typo is a good indicator of intelligence, you're the bigger one.
Feb 22 2012 9:26AM
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Daoust
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I hate how canadas dip costs 17 bucks for one god dam can and the states its only $3. one of the things I wish we had that america does tto
Feb 22 2012 9:54AM
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fujarome
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I was just throwing that in there because thats the standard part of any ns argument. But come on, if you're going to question someones intelligence at least double check that you spelled the insult correctly.
Feb 22 2012 10:11AM
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terrible_skier
Posts: 2066 - Karma: 226
this thread turned out great!
Feb 22 2012 12:06PM
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Sno.
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I just gave up on reading this thread.
Feb 22 2012 12:15PM
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NakedNoodle
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The monopoly money shit is annoying
Feb 22 2012 12:53PM
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Twinjibber77
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This is the most preposterous thing i have ever heard
Feb 22 2012 1:01PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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embarassing? yes. indicator of intelligence? not so much.
Feb 22 2012 3:53PM
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.AR6rider.
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Welp, we're now on page 4, and America is still the best country in the world! Hoorraayyyyyy
Feb 22 2012 3:56PM
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californiagrown
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1.1 million vietcong were killed
59,000 'muricans killed


pretty sure we just got tired of whooping enormous amounts of ass over there...that and most of the country just wanted to smoke weed and stand up to the man.
Feb 22 2012 10:45PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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you realize you just implied that you believe the point of war is to kill the most people, making you a pretty terrible person.
Feb 22 2012 10:55PM
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geteducated
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that's because you fought a war of attrition, which obviously didn't work.
Feb 22 2012 11:02PM
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californiagrown
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uh, yeah. if i go to war, i am going for a damn good reason
(unlike most of the "wars" nowdays) and i plan on killing every last person on the other side who will ever be able to fight against me. If i kill off the side then i won the war right? am i missing something?

If you fuck with me, my retaliation will be soo disproportionate that you no one who witnesses it, will ever dream of fucking with me.



we never should have gotten involved over there, but once we did, we should have gone as hard as possible. im talking full blown invasion.
Feb 22 2012 11:15PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
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you realize what you are saying right?
Feb 22 2012 11:19PM
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californiagrown
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killing your enemy is the tits!!!
Feb 22 2012 11:32PM
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terrible_skier
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just saw this, here's my response


you're like 19 shouldn't you get a job, move out of your parent's house and go to college?
Feb 22 2012 11:43PM
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Aidan-G
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Just letting you know I hate the military. If I had it my way I'd cut military spending by 90% but just because I said the US would win in a war with China means I'm a douche and love the military. Awesome
Feb 22 2012 11:45PM
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MicroMix
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So under this logic Nazi Germany actually defeated the Soviet Union, makes total sense.

Also I know I'm feeding the troll
Feb 23 2012 12:18AM
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solitaryman
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Who cares, it's NS, mostly everyone on here is retarded anyway. I'll just leave it at this: Nazis want to take over the world. France decides to build the Maginot line but stop it at their border with Belgium and gets over run in 5 days until everyone is evacuated at Dunkirk; stupendous. Now I'm not insulting the evacuation of Dunkirk, that was great. The Maginot line though.. well prepared, easily avoided. You'd think flanking tactics would've been thought of by the 1940's.
Feb 23 2012 7:31AM
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SkierX
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This is the only post in this entire thread that is worth reading.
Feb 23 2012 1:24PM
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.AR6rider.
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I thought it was because he's gay and people are trying to be hurtful...


Go pour bleach in your eyes and then play in traffic.
Feb 23 2012 1:27PM
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Rosstafarian
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btw we do have ketchup chips in the states. my roommate brought some home the other day. weird shit
Feb 23 2012 1:39PM
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no_steeze
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living in england for 4 months taught me to appreciate/use coins. partially because they give you coins for anything under £5, but mainly because often i had to scrounge through the change on my desk to buy a £1 box of chicken nuggets from tesco because i was so broke
Feb 23 2012 1:42PM
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WakaShocka
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ill get right on that...that was so very origional that statement tottaly isnt posted in everyother thread on this site
Feb 23 2012 1:57PM
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.AR6rider.
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Well, it looks like you already poured the bleach in your eyes based on that post, so now all that's left is to go outside and play in traffic! You're doing a great job, keep up the good work!
Feb 23 2012 2:00PM
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.AR6rider.
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lolban
Feb 23 2012 2:02PM
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fujarome
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hahaha i did the exact same thing when i was living there...also for 4 months. A £2 coin was like a holiday to find.


I think I used all my spare change buying lucozades though. Worth every cent
Feb 23 2012 2:15PM
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Aidan-G
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Hope your joke was worth it.



Nah it wasn't it
Feb 23 2012 2:27PM
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k-rob
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what the hell, i've been banned for jokingly saying this to a friend who is straight.
Feb 24 2012 12:46AM
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Dr.Gnar
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Fuck that at least in Canada here if we have some paper we know we have at least $5, enough to buy something.  You still have the other coins.  One idiot American once told me "American money is easier to count" which is dumb, ours are far more color-coded.  And you can't have a poser stack of cash that looks huge but it just all $1 bills.
Feb 24 2012 8:15AM
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poptarts4life
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Every newschooler should be required to read this. I'm tired of people pulling the typo = invalid argument card in half of newschooler's extremely academic and meaningful arguments.
Feb 24 2012 9:37AM
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neutralzombie
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things i hate about america, as a canadian...
Feb 24 2012 10:16AM
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PJS.
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he wouldn't be able to find his way to the street!
Feb 24 2012 10:19AM
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californiagrown
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what site have you been looking at? def not NS.
Feb 24 2012 7:28PM
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Dr.Gnar
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Wow, you sure don't know what the fuck you are talking about. America pulled out of Vietnam because it wasn't their war to fight and they were getting fucked up. Also, is America winning the war in Afghanistan? Sure isn't.
Feb 27 2012 3:14AM
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californiagrown
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you arent real good at math are you?


and afghanistan is fucked because the whole damn country is culturally stuck in 1200AD, and dont really want to get out. If you know anything about world affairs, you would know we were very justified in invading Afghanistan.
Mar 1 2012 2:25AM
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vailsux.com
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californiagrown has now replaced rick santorum as my favorite comedian.
Mar 1 2012 7:22AM
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ShredMasterPlus
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America went to Vietnam to stop the North Vietnamese from taking over South Vietnam (in the name of Democracy), They had way more firepower and were probably 40 years ahead of them but because the Vietnamese are hard as fuck they kept coming. America pulled out signing a "truce" a week later truce was broke South Vietnam was takin over and America didn't go back. America lost nuff said. O yea how you doing in afghanistan, your military is like 100years ahead at least lol.
Mar 1 2012 9:26PM
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poptarts4life
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conventional warfare =/= unconventional warfare. Stop trying to treat all warfare the same....
Mar 1 2012 10:13PM
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.AR6rider.
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Fifth page, woo hoo! America is still the best country in the world!

...and will be no matter how this thread turns out!

EXCLAMATION POINTSS!!!!
Mar 1 2012 10:15PM
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Anathema
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most ego-inflated
Mar 2 2012 2:46PM
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