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The one thing i hate about canada as a american

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terrible_skier
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I hate how many coins they give you in change, it fucking bothers me carrying around a bunch of coins in my pocket. /rant now canadians what do you hate about america?
Feb 20 2012 2:32PM
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feihlination
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ohhhh. THIS thread. i really hate christian while were at it.
Feb 20 2012 2:33PM
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Raz.
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as *AN* American. JESUS.
Feb 20 2012 2:38PM
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terrible_skier
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umad?
Feb 20 2012 2:40PM
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ryano
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well, i for one hate how americans suck at grammar.

and i'm american.
Feb 20 2012 2:40PM
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Malcolm
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You're just jealous of our loonies and toonies. The only problem with them is that they can't really be used at strip clubs
Feb 20 2012 2:43PM
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Spinoza
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Yeah screw change under 1$, I agree. But I have a grief with your money: it's too hard to tell the bills apart! You need to get some color. I wonder how much US money has been lost by people paying with a 20 thinking it was a 10
Feb 20 2012 2:43PM
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scratchproteen
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amen my friend!....it blows my mind every day. I hear people get all pissed when they hear other people speak a different language when they are out and about, and they are the same ones who fuck up their own language.



Feb 20 2012 2:44PM
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Lé.Skiing
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One thing that I just hate in general is people who think their above another person just because of their Country.  We are all just people.  People will continue to be people until we wipe ourselves out.  My outlook on life is you can't change anyone's views on anything people have to do that for themselves.  I don't hate anything about any country aside from some political views that their leaders have but that doesn't nessicarily reflect the opinions of everyone.
Feb 20 2012 2:46PM
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terrible_skier
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color would be dope, im used to the bills though, i always know how much i'm paying. But im paying for something with a 20 and i get 14 dollars change back. i bill and like 8 coins? no thank you.
Feb 20 2012 2:46PM
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.AR6rider.
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No, but you're a fucking moron.
Feb 20 2012 2:47PM
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californiagrown
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imagine if sacajaweas replaced 1 dollar bills completely.

i hate how canadians have an over inflated view of their country. Americans are even more jingoistic, but at least were are the most powerful country in the world hands down.

But the thing that REALLY annoys me is that they think they have the best maple syrup, when in fact it is a verifiable FACT that Vermont, of the United States, produces the best maple syrup.



i do however drink copious amounts of crown, so i do love canada for that.
Feb 20 2012 2:52PM
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maynaiseman
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I fucking hate Africa, carrying straw around in my pocket all day fucking sucks.
Feb 20 2012 2:55PM
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Lé.Skiing
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Canada... we make good booze.. haha

Where I am living right now there are more different kinds of beer than there is pop(soda)
Feb 20 2012 2:57PM
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MNS
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your politics are so highly governed by religion. being an intellectual thinking man, i perceive religion as the fucking stupid :)

in georgia, buttsexks is illegal. in willowsdale oregon, whispering dirty talk in your wires ear is illegal. just so much stupid shit.

however, i sailed all along the coast of california on a boat and met some extremely nice people
Feb 20 2012 2:57PM
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MNS
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uhhhm you haven't been to alberta strip clubs? you try and land loonies in the strippers buttcracks n shit and they don't give a fuck
Feb 20 2012 2:59PM
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GayWolf420
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I fucking hate having change regardless in my pocket.
Feb 20 2012 2:59PM
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terrible_skier
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In america i always just put it in the tip jar, i mean i'm not giving away more than a dollar so it's whatever.
Feb 20 2012 3:01PM
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Mr.Turtle
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this thread has excellent shitstorm potential
Feb 20 2012 3:02PM
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Lé.Skiing
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word.

every step you take makes it sound like you have a piggy bank in your pocket.  Not to mention the added weight in you're pocket.  I was hit in my nut sack by a pocket full of change this one time...  wasn't a pretty picture.
Feb 20 2012 3:06PM
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NinetyFour
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Number 2 on your list, buttsecks in georgia. Why is it illegal....? Inb4 Surprise Buttsecks
Feb 20 2012 3:07PM
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Anathema
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just the excessive patriotism. it's cool to be a proud american, but the fanaticism perplexes me.
Feb 20 2012 3:09PM
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k-fred
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most powerful? china's not soo far and america is going down right now... but i dont wanna start a fucking shitstorm so peace out
Feb 20 2012 3:13PM
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iSmokeweed
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obvious foreigner is obvious.

AMERICA IS SO DOPE MAN!!!!!!!! WE HAVE LIKE LOTS OF CARS AND SHYT. AND WE BLAZE CHRONIC LIKE THAT SHIT LEGAL.

WE GO HARD IN THE MOTHER FUCKIN PAINT NI66A! LEAVE YOU STANKIN NI66A WHAT THE FUCK YOU THINKIN NI663R!!
Feb 20 2012 3:15PM
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.AR6rider.
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I hope you get hit by a car.
Feb 20 2012 3:16PM
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californiagrown
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im sorry you dont feel proud of your country. that must suck. you should probly move the USA so you can finally be proud of your country.

stop being so reserved, you should be going hard in every facet of life...including patriotism.
Feb 20 2012 3:17PM
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*monsterskier*
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tip jar? why not save it in a change jar at home and then dump it in the coinstar machine. change still adds up
Feb 20 2012 3:17PM
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californiagrown
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damn, you dont know much about the world do you?
Feb 20 2012 3:18PM
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Anathema
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10/10 nice troll would read again
Feb 20 2012 3:19PM
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Spinoza
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PLEASE keep this thread about currency and not Canada vs USA. PLEASE
Feb 20 2012 3:20PM
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iSmokeweed
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I GOT HIT BY A CAR ONCE, DICK!

it was more of love tap but who cares. bumper collided with hip. it kinda hurt.

anyway, i love you too. hope you have a great day!
Feb 20 2012 3:20PM
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.AR6rider.
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Doesn't coinstar take like 20%? Shit sucks.
Feb 20 2012 3:20PM
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Aidan-G
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It's not fanaticism. There are so many things wrong with America. I hate the people who are actually 'mericans. It's just when the "America sucks" threads pop up we're gonna argue until the other guy quits. We don't act like america fanatics until somebody says that america sucks.

To us It's as if someone said that Sarah Burke sucked. You would tell them how wrong they were and get angry about it but you don't walk around all day thinking about how Sarah was so amazing. You only think of it when someone brings it up
Feb 20 2012 3:20PM
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GayWolf420
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Because we are the best goddamn motherfucking country ever in existence. You'd be a superfan if your country kicked as much ass as we do.
Feb 20 2012 3:20PM
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californiagrown
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the greatest cinematic masterpice in american history.
Feb 20 2012 3:21PM
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k-fred
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see, that's what i hate about american.
Feb 20 2012 3:43PM
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Aidan-G
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Broken English aside you hate America because a kid on the internet from America called someone stupid? Solid reasoning I guess. I hate all of New Zealand because NobarKing hates America and he's from New Zealand. Totally makes sense
Feb 20 2012 3:54PM
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k-fred
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lol no, because i see a lot of american who think they're always better than everyone else...

oh and you guys also always think that english is our primary language and that if we suck at it,it's because we're dumb -_-
Feb 20 2012 4:00PM
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Aidan-G
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Pretty sure your primary language is French. I've been made fun of on this site in many different languages so I think it is fair to make fun of broken English.

We don't think we're better than you but when people say "your country is bad" you might as well be saying "I'm better than you because your country is bad." What do you want us to say when you guys say our country sucks? Thank you sir? That's not gonna happen. We are gonna say we are better than you because you're saying that you're better than us.

I'm always so shocked when people think that what we say in the NSG defines how we really think as a person
Feb 20 2012 4:07PM
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theabortionator
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Jesus isnt real
Feb 20 2012 4:09PM
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Aidan-G
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I mean really k-fred? You think this kid is 100% serious right now? Or is he just having fun?
Feb 20 2012 4:11PM
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ORDEAL
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This
Feb 20 2012 4:11PM
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californiagrown
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lol, and you think that just because you are candian, that you are smarter than an american. you ever think that maybe, just maybe some folks from america ARE in fact smarter than you?

nah, probly not, your canadian...actually you are a french canadian.



you do realize that you just stated that america was not the most powerful country in the world byu a lot.

our GDP is almost triple chinas.
Our miltary is about 40 years more advanced than chinas
russia has enough domestic issues to deal with



explain how anyone is even close to america.
Feb 20 2012 4:11PM
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k-fred
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I never said that canada was better than america... sillymerican

but seriously, each country has their up and down.
Feb 20 2012 4:12PM
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roddy116
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i really hate canada's bacon
Feb 20 2012 4:12PM
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Aidan-G
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That is exactly why we defend our country when there are all these stupid threads about how america sucks

And when I said 'you say you're better than us' I wasn't speaking about you specifically. It's called explaining a scenario but i'll give you a pass because like you said, english isn't your primary language
Feb 20 2012 4:14PM
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Spinoza
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This. I think banks do it for you now without a fee! You always have way more than you think
Feb 20 2012 4:15PM
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k-fred
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read that book and you'll understand.

http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2011/09/is_china_more_powerful_than_america.html

ohh and btw, i never said anything about me being smarter than an american. lol dont call bs
Feb 20 2012 4:16PM
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californiagrown
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im sorry if i didnt make it clear enough i was speaking generally about all canadians, which does include yourself. this is a generalization thread.

another thing i hate about canadians: they read one book that knocks their southern neighbor down a peg, and suddenly think that book is the bible, and they are now experts in the field. when questioned further they have no points to argue other than "you really need to read the book".
Feb 20 2012 4:22PM
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k-fred
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just stop dude... i want you to inform yourself about the china/usa thing instead of just argue with you for no reason. now youre just trying too hard.
Feb 20 2012 4:26PM
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Anathema
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i also hate how the US doesnt have ketchup chips. i mean, really? shit was all i wanted to eat when i was a kid.
Feb 20 2012 4:27PM
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