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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
just cus im nice to you at parties sometimes dosent mean i want to have sex with you. stop begging, its not gonna happen. does the term 'just friends' mean anything to you?


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//BANDITS//
//KAW RAW//

Im not really a skier, I just play one online.
Sep 22 2004 12:36AM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 675
stop being nice
Sep 22 2004 12:38AM
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rugbydave
Posts: 770 - Karma: 9
it's alright to tell them they're fugly when you're drunk, then just pretend you don't remember. Mission accomplished


I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan...

and I'm in-no-cent till my guilt is pro-ven!

Sep 22 2004 12:39AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
im jus nice somtimes, i cant help it. especialy to the ladies...


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Im not really a skier, I just play one online.
Sep 22 2004 12:42AM
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@k
Posts: 572 - Karma: 10
dont ugly girls have hot friends? just be nice to the ugly ones until the hot ones wanna fuck u






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Sep 22 2004 12:59AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
^ bob knows whats goin on.


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Im not really a skier, I just play one online.
Sep 22 2004 1:03AM
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Tosh
Posts: 3272 - Karma: 675
hmm you ever see the packs of just hot chicks though?? there usally the bitchy ones but there hot
Sep 22 2004 1:07AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
theres always a ugly one, or a sorta fat one, or somthing...mindyou sometimes the pick of the pack will roam togther but in their pack there is always a ugly.


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//BANDITS//
//KAW RAW//

Im not really a skier, I just play one online.
Sep 22 2004 1:11AM
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rugbydave
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that has been known to backfire if the uggos 'claim' you and their friends won't touch you...


I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan...

and I'm in-no-cent till my guilt is pro-ven!

Sep 22 2004 1:13AM
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trevorwoulddoit
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To make them realize how great they are.



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

ARMADA
Sep 22 2004 1:13AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
ya shit i know, i hate those...im not your property, im just using you to get to your hot friends...shit happens.


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//BANDITS//
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Im not really a skier, I just play one online.
Sep 22 2004 1:14AM
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ESB
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The easiest way to avoid this problem is by getting drunk enough to sufficiently alter your perception of 'ugly.'

Ron Paxton: 'As you can see, it sucks as it cuts.'
Wayne: 'It certainly does suck.'
Sep 22 2004 1:23AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
the difficulty in that is explaining to your friends the next day. even if you dont say nothing donset mean shes not gonna brag about gettin som.


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//BANDITS//
//KAW RAW//

Im not really a skier, I just play one online.
Sep 22 2004 1:29AM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
^The ugly ones always do.



But, you can always fall back on your degree in... Communications! Oh, dear Lord!
I know! Is phony major. Lubchenko learn nothing. Nothing!

Our greatest glory consists not in never falling. But in rising every time we fall.

ARMADA
Sep 22 2004 1:31AM
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rugbydave
Posts: 770 - Karma: 9
sometimes alcohol can save you from banging an ugly one. if you consume enough, it's kinda like a failsafe. You getd runk enough to back a bagger but then it don't work, Houray, you're saved


I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan...

and I'm in-no-cent till my guilt is pro-ven!

Sep 22 2004 1:33AM
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cj
Posts: 4032 - Karma: 469
pilsner penis has been my friend before...


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Sep 22 2004 1:35AM
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rugbydave
Posts: 770 - Karma: 9
it's saved me too, more like whisky dick though than pil peen


I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan...

and I'm in-no-cent till my guilt is pro-ven!

Sep 22 2004 1:37AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
ya don't go gettin claimed by the fugly ones, toherwise all the hot girls will think you're a FGF (fugly girl fucker).......fuck only hot ones...then they want to be added to your list. besides nothing is greater than dissin the fuglies. they get all mad and they jsut wan to fuck you even more....then they goto their friends and say 'oh my god he didn't want to fuck me! he's so gay'.....then the girls think, 'damn that boy has standards....that's bonus points in my book, think he'll fuck me?'


[ Slug (Atmosphere) - Reflections ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink
You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me
But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle
Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me
I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh
And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now
I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
Sep 22 2004 2:32AM
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ThisAngelicRage
Posts: 8681 - Karma: 54
just get a plain white tee shirt and write NFC on it. can be percieved as harmless.... but the fuglies and fatties know damn well what that means and they will stay away from you.





-Lauren


Lauren and Ella: together changing teenaged boys lives since 2001.

THE FIST OF FURY
Fistin' Mad Bitches!

This is one voice not to forget:
'Fight every fight like you can win;
An iron-fisted champion,
An iron-willed fuck up.'

Skiing's not a sport, it's a lifestyle.
Sep 22 2004 9:11AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
hahah ill make a specialized tee and have NFC on the front and be like read the back if u dont know... NO FAT CHICKS



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Sep 22 2004 9:12AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
'Fat Girls Need Love 2 Craig'
next friday-

I live by that....

But i always try to pick up the hot ones, then i work my way down the eveloution scale..... and it's not pretty...trust me...
live by the N.E.R.D
Sep 22 2004 10:58AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
yes they do BUT NOT BY ME



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Sep 22 2004 11:01AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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Thats the beauty of being ugly yourself. Not even ugly girls hit on you. Looks like I win!


God is an American.
Sep 22 2004 11:35AM
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h3ofilms
Posts: 4214 - Karma: 12
hahaha

my best friend that lives down in boston hates big girls, but everytime he gets drunk..he ends up with one

so i guess like kamikaze said, just drink enough so u dont remember what she looks like
Hibachi King Drops 8/31/04
Sep 22 2004 11:39AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
yeah u win, u win a lifetime of lonelyness



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Sep 22 2004 11:40AM
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SkiBumDreams
Posts: 560 - Karma: 10
hey when it comes down to ugly or nothing what is your choice? plus the ugly ones are always great lays cause they think they may never get laid again. just be sure to give em a david copperfield
Sep 22 2004 11:51AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
yeah whats ugly gotta do with it, if its a girl shouldnt that be enough?



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Sep 22 2004 11:53AM
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rugbydave
Posts: 770 - Karma: 9
fat ugly chicks do need lovin' too, that's why there's fat ugly guys to stick it to them. As long as everyone knows their place things'll work out alright


I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan...

and I'm in-no-cent till my guilt is pro-ven!

Sep 22 2004 11:55AM
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pabst*blue*ribbon
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dave speaks tha truth, ugly chicks should only be goin after ugly dudes, and ugly dudes should only be goin after tha ugly chicks
Sep 22 2004 12:13PM
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rugbydave
Posts: 770 - Karma: 9
^amen


I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan...

and I'm in-no-cent till my guilt is pro-ven!

Sep 22 2004 12:15PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
what ugly to 1 is beauty to another



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Sep 22 2004 12:42PM
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PFD
Posts: 568 - Karma: 11
^^^ Yea, that's what your dad told your mom right...
Sep 22 2004 12:45PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
^ are you talking to me? cuz you do know that each '^' stands for a post up. so ur 3 '^' means 3 posts up ur commenting on.

JFYI bro ;)



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Sep 22 2004 12:48PM
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PFD
Posts: 568 - Karma: 11
^ either way, it still says dave ^^

hohoho...
Sep 22 2004 1:41PM
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