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Im incredibly high what do i doooooo

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boozer
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I have to talk to my parents on a minute
Feb 20 2012 3:16AM
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.AR6rider.
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Tell them you're high, apologize, then ask them how many times they got high when they were kids.
Feb 20 2012 3:18AM
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Aidan-G
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Now that you've talked to your parents post as many tits as you can before you sober up. Record is 52 different pictures. now go
Feb 20 2012 3:29AM
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DirtYStylE
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get higher
Feb 20 2012 3:40AM
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Lé.Skiing
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The answer is:do not pass go do not collect $200
but if you see a monkey wearing a rabbit as a hat... laugh..
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Feb 20 2012 4:04AM
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Mr.Capone
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click the link

Feb 20 2012 4:07AM
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dex.
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Feb 20 2012 4:08AM
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Mr.Capone
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well shit

Feb 20 2012 4:08AM
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Oldmann1584
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wear sunglasses and say ure drunk
Feb 20 2012 4:09AM
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Aidan-G
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Feb 20 2012 4:27AM
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BmoChop
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new favorite, that's great.
Feb 20 2012 1:23PM
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jewFro
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You don't make a thread about it.
Feb 20 2012 1:26PM
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ski93
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Well the first thing they'll notice is that your eyes are very red. There is one immediate way to fix this but I would not recommend it under any circumstances. -- Mix together salt and baking soda and then thoroughly flush your eyes with this solution for 15 minutes.
Feb 20 2012 1:39PM
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ski93
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Oops I meant vinegar and baking soda. There wouldn't be much of a solution with two powders aha
Feb 20 2012 1:43PM
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BrewskiJr
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i love these memes
http://www.buzzfeed.com/keenan/best-of-really-high-guy-meme
Feb 20 2012 1:43PM
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lbuitendam
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so you want your focus back?
drink much water and take a shower.
helps for me :P
Feb 20 2012 1:43PM
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Big.L
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Haha I remember being 16, just talk to them what's the worst thats gonna happen
Feb 20 2012 2:05PM
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the.cheat
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eyedrops, once your eyes are clear make eye contact so they don't think anything is up. it's all about the eye contact.
Feb 20 2012 2:10PM
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stoned_sorcerer
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Quickly smoke some more, it'll help you relax, man.
Feb 20 2012 2:36PM
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act.resist
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tell your parents that your on jupiter and that you'll talk to them later
Feb 20 2012 2:59PM
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CheddarJack
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Go take a dump till you're set to talk to them
Feb 20 2012 3:04PM
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.frenchy
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you're* !

OP, when I talk to my parents extremely blazed I usually just become really sober for the amount of time I'm talking to them, it's really weird.
Feb 20 2012 3:09PM
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iSmokeweed
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take 10 really quick deep breathes, like super quick, like as fast as you can. it will help sober you up. and eye drops man.


ROHTO ARCTICS!!!!!!

LEVAES YOURE EYES AS WHITE A HILTER WANTED EUROPE!
Feb 20 2012 3:11PM
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k-fred
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Feb 20 2012 3:15PM
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thenightman
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no its all about the rohto ice!! Feels like listerine for your eyes.
Feb 20 2012 4:01PM
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theabortionator
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You're fucked. They're going to send you to tranquility bay
Feb 20 2012 4:02PM
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roddy116
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lolololol
Feb 20 2012 4:11PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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the sea of tranquility? isnt that on the moon?

anyways, op all you need to do is drink water from the opposite side of a glass.
Feb 20 2012 4:22PM
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act.resist
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autocorrect ftl
Feb 20 2012 5:17PM
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Stickity
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easily the best ever
Feb 20 2012 5:21PM
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Nathn
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If you get naked they won't notice your red eyes
Feb 20 2012 5:43PM
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Blurst
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Great advice
Feb 20 2012 5:44PM
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HaydenWrong
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the best way
Feb 20 2012 5:45PM
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Gorilla.Steeze
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Feb 20 2012 5:47PM
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rareison
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Lost it. Threads for more of these
Feb 20 2012 7:00PM
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LO_GO
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got o sneakhype.com
Feb 20 2012 7:11PM
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Mr_Bump
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how did it go
Feb 20 2012 7:15PM
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JIBpsy^^
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did you know if you stick your left leg out in front of you then spin it clockwise while doing the same thing with your left arm then start spinning your left arm counter clockwise while maintaining the clockwise rotation of your leg it will make you unhigh.
Feb 20 2012 7:21PM
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Aidan-G
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Dude...what?
Feb 20 2012 7:43PM
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Mules
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hahahah threads
Feb 20 2012 7:46PM
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Mr_Bump
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come back down man, down to earth. down here, look










































Feb 20 2012 7:48PM
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JordanButtfart
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That video depresses me, I learned to love those little towers.

FUCK WIND ENERGY.
Feb 20 2012 7:56PM
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act.resist
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Feb 20 2012 8:22PM
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gustafari
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well put
Feb 20 2012 11:29PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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whatever you do dont forget to doughnut
Feb 21 2012 12:34AM
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Aidan-G
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Cause he's competely serious, right?
Feb 21 2012 12:36AM
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POWDER.RANGER
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if youre that high you should be able to convince yourself that your not high, then you wont be high
Feb 21 2012 12:50AM
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SpaghettiWizard
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Enjoyable thread right here
Feb 21 2012 12:57AM
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Davy.Crockett
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do some jumping jacks
Feb 21 2012 1:04AM
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Phil-X-
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Feb 21 2012 2:28AM
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act.resist
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You're completely serious
Feb 21 2012 8:31AM
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