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What is the Coolest Thing You Have Ever Bought?

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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
I have 500 dollars. Don't show me what I should buy, show me the single coolest thing you have ever bought.
Feb 19 2012 5:58PM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
i dont get why u say u have 500 dollars....
Feb 19 2012 5:59PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Probably a pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards one time. It had all 10 star cards....i shat bricks
Feb 19 2012 6:00PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
was googling for obvious dildo(but not dildo) and found this. i laughed, you should too.
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Feb 19 2012 6:01PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
500 dollars worth of porn
Feb 19 2012 6:01PM
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Mr_Bump
Posts: 689 - Karma: 427
/claim
Feb 19 2012 6:01PM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
....because I forgot to include that I'm going to buy the coolest thing posted in here
Feb 19 2012 6:02PM
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theline
Posts: 1507 - Karma: 92
just buy ski shit dude
Feb 19 2012 6:08PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
GoPro 2?
Feb 19 2012 6:11PM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
have one.
Feb 19 2012 6:13PM
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CashmereCat
Posts: 2211 - Karma: 2,394
Get some skates?
Feb 19 2012 6:22PM
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smallmtskier
Posts: 254 - Karma: 41
You're from CT, put it towards a ski trip out west.
Feb 19 2012 6:27PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
shit to make a summer setup
Feb 19 2012 6:43PM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO BUY AND FOLLOW THE TITLE OF THE THREAD.
Feb 19 2012 6:52PM
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Mules
Posts: 595 - Karma: 97
Ice is pretty cold
Feb 19 2012 6:52PM
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gabe.
Posts: 1891 - Karma: 47
2 ounces
Feb 19 2012 6:54PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
a we-vibe for her


best gift ever for a female. trust me. gets her preheated so you can just stuff in the turkey.
Feb 19 2012 6:55PM
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JzD.
Posts: 1615 - Karma: 153
Didn't buy it technically, but a canoe. Big ass aluminum one, endless amounts of fun in the summer because there is so much to do
Feb 19 2012 6:59PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
I didn't buy it but my brother got me these coat hooks shaped like dog tails for christmas. They're pretty cool
Feb 19 2012 7:02PM
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GypsySkis
Posts: 124 - Karma: 20
i bought skis from max hill, is that cool?
Feb 19 2012 7:06PM
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Panchuk
Posts: 1610 - Karma: 356
http://www.thisiswhyimbroke.com/

Feb 19 2012 7:14PM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
Really? You bought that website url? That's pretty dope.
Feb 19 2012 7:21PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Oh jesus, I hope I never age past 25.
Feb 19 2012 7:24PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
A yard of seersucker and a yard of flannel to make a sleeping bag for my hedgehog
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Feb 19 2012 7:27PM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
hookers and blow
Feb 19 2012 7:28PM
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,343
your sarcasm makes me want to kick you in the dick.
Feb 19 2012 7:30PM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
so far you're winning
Feb 19 2012 8:01PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
.
Feb 19 2012 8:06PM
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PhaedeD
Posts: 11499 - Karma: 342
a mold-a-cock to make a mold of my cock for your mother.
Feb 19 2012 8:07PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
Joystick these? Afterbangs?
Feb 19 2012 8:10PM
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Goku
Posts: 8119 - Karma: 4,223
no, unfortunately he does not like it
Feb 19 2012 8:15PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
i bought some skis this one time
Feb 19 2012 8:25PM
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udr1v3m3cr4zy
Posts: 132 - Karma: 20
build a ski press yo.
and then next time you have $500 with nothing to do with it you can make like, 3 pairs at least
Feb 19 2012 8:30PM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
does this get me banned? Fuck it:

[img]http://www.google.com/url?source=imglanding&ct=img&q=http://www.marijuana.pl/images/glass_bong_penis.jpg&sa=X&ei=4qRBT-ifKOrL0QHY5pzUBw&ved=0CAsQ8wc&usg=AFQjCNH-I_RGYG9o1-5cNgTZHTMMnMLTmA[/img]
Feb 19 2012 8:42PM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
fuck fuck fuck
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Feb 19 2012 8:43PM
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freeski1924
Posts: 61 - Karma: 10
3 marijuanas.
Mar 30 2012 4:33PM
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812
Posts: 477 - Karma: 19
train horn for my car
Mar 30 2012 4:44PM
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.skiwi.
Posts: 898 - Karma: 40
The best things in life are free
Mar 30 2012 4:46PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,658
hahaha gorgeous
Mar 30 2012 4:49PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
I bought my virginity back.
Mar 30 2012 4:52PM
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disastertourism
Posts: 2402 - Karma: 135
Na, just some guy said he'd sell me it back, for £500.
I figure what the hay. We did a little dance and chant and then crash bang wallop my virginity is restored.
Mar 30 2012 4:59PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
I bought a coin op foosball table from the 80's. It weighs like 400 pounds
Mar 30 2012 5:01PM
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geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
two old school haro master bmx's from the 80's. mag wheels and all.
Mar 30 2012 5:07PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
probably this shirt:
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Mar 30 2012 5:10PM
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stoned_sorcerer
Posts: 659 - Karma: 72
Hahahaaha, k+

The dopest things i've ever bought/got were my skis i guess... or a winrar license.
Mar 30 2012 5:21PM
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HermioneGranger
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Mar 30 2012 5:35PM
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chicken
Posts: 6843 - Karma: 2,121
I haven't bought one, but if I had $500 to spend on whatever it would be this laser in the 250mW version

http://www.wickedlasers.com/lasers/S3_Krypton_Series-113-63.html

or for $200 less you can get one that is 4x more powerful but it is blue.
Mar 30 2012 5:37PM
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Anathema
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Mar 30 2012 5:45PM
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THUNT836
Posts: 1393 - Karma: 1,033
You're a douche. The coolest thing I've ever bought was the anthrax I just sent you in the mail 15 minutes ago.
Mar 30 2012 7:09PM
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manutdsaol
Posts: 906 - Karma: 56
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B001RN6NK0/?tag=047-20
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Didn't actually buy this but I saw it on the website someone posted above
Mar 30 2012 7:25PM
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