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I sharted....

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El_Barto.
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I got sick a few days ago and as I was laying on the floor after barfing I tried to fart. It turns out this was no ordinary fart. Diarrhea butt juice exploded out of my burning asshole and soaked my jeans in this foul liquid. There were no solids in my shart

anyone else shart themselves?
Feb 19 2012 1:06PM
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Lucas
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No ew
Feb 19 2012 1:07PM
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.boz
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Hahahahaha
Feb 19 2012 1:07PM
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spkillah.
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it's acutlaly kin of a problem for me. I find myself sharting myself atleast once a week on accident
Feb 19 2012 1:10PM
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iSmokeweed
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this thread reminds me of Tim and Eric
Feb 19 2012 1:16PM
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El.Guapo
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is this story a two girls one cup response story?
Feb 19 2012 1:20PM
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GavinW
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It occasionally happens to me after deucing so I no longer fart afterwards
Feb 19 2012 1:28PM
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El_Barto.
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more of a "holy crap i just had diarrhea in my pants and I need to tell NS" story.

its such a humbling experience when the second you release your anus you know it was a bad idea. it makes even the mightiest feel small
Feb 19 2012 1:28PM
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J.M
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Feb 19 2012 1:37PM
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Logey.
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My friends nick name is shart.
Feb 19 2012 1:40PM
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The_Polock
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Hahaha . Your mom sharted once. I'm guessing about 10 years ago since you like pokemon
Jan 24 2014 8:51PM
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TechnoPotamus
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how the hell has this thread not been up voted before I arrived? It has everything you could want! Farts, sharts, burning asses, and a slight hint of poop.
Jan 24 2014 8:54PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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I actually once sharted an ex-girlfriend's bed.

We were in college and had just finished up some sexual intercourse. I had been having some stomach issues but they were starting to feel much better. And, while basking in the afterglow of coitus I felt a fart building.

We were pretty comfortable together and I locked eyes with her and pushed with all my might. A loud noise followed but my butthole felt wet. My face dropped. "Did you just... you didn't just do what I think..." and she looked behind me and saw it. My thunder stain.

She freaked out a little bit and then I went to class and she cleaned it up. Oddly, we didn't break up.

True story.
Jan 24 2014 8:54PM
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The_Polock
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Healthy grippers prevent sharts.
Jan 24 2014 9:00PM
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milk_man
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Lost
Jan 24 2014 9:01PM
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first_rodeo
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1. the day before an endoscopy i was loaded up on the lax. i barely farted in the backseat of a car during a double date. ii straight shat all over since i had been pissing out my ass
oddly enough the then gf or the girl that owned the car freaked out once i cleaned it up.

2. some girl was laughing loudly in my HST 419 seminar and farted ridiculously loud then like another one that was spot on a shart.   then ran the fuck out the lecture.
Jan 24 2014 9:02PM
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gotti
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pretty sure i shat my pants once. i couldnt tell but everyone said it smelled like shit
Jan 24 2014 9:02PM
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El_Barto.
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I fail to see the connection unless somehow youre implying my mom pooped me out. If that is the case your understanding of human anatomy and reproduction is severly lacking.
Jan 24 2014 9:04PM
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The_Polock
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Laughing so hard.
Jan 24 2014 9:12PM
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act.resist
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Congrats
Jan 24 2014 9:56PM
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Randy_Quench
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I understand your experience.


and that is all I have to say about that.
Jan 24 2014 9:57PM
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.Hugo.
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El_Sharto
Jan 24 2014 11:14PM
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Mr.Sloth
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I got really sick last week and sharted. Twice.
Jan 24 2014 11:20PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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that's why you never trust a fart when you're sick.
Jan 24 2014 11:23PM
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Chubz.
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I had the flu a few years back and everytime I dry heaved the Hershey squirts were everywhere. It was horrible..
Jan 24 2014 11:29PM
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GANKI
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i got a steak n cheese from subway a week ago and it made me real sick. took a poop and it was so explosive my diarrhea juice redirected and ended up on the wall behind the toilet. I didn't notice until a few hours later after my initial shit that I got diarrhea juice on the wall. I never knew it was even possible to get diarrhea juice on the wall, let alone not noticing it while it happened.
Jan 24 2014 11:40PM
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El_Barto.
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motherofgod.jpg
Jan 25 2014 12:48AM
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SFB
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pics
Jan 25 2014 1:04AM
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whoa-dere
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did you keep some in a vial
Jan 25 2014 1:20AM
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theabortionator
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sick bump bro
Jan 25 2014 8:22AM
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TechnoPotamus
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doityouwont.jpg
Jan 25 2014 1:58PM
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Bogs
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Just be glad you don't do it on purpose...then you'd really have a problem.
Jan 25 2014 2:06PM
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El_Barto.
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lololol.funny
Jan 25 2014 3:17PM
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TechnoPotamus
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you just won like 5 whole internetzzz for the lolzz you have provided haha
Jan 25 2014 3:34PM
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Wheat
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Wrong terminology man. Shart would be used if it was a solid piece of shit. This was not a shart, but a dart. A diarrhea fart.
Jan 25 2014 6:59PM
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JordanButtfart
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It looks like a book on female anatomy to me
Jan 25 2014 7:12PM
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Mag
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Jan 25 2014 7:32PM
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El_Barto.
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but but...im el_sharto?
Jan 25 2014 7:48PM
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Wheat
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better make it to el_darto then man cause that shit is literally doing you no good...
Jan 25 2014 9:55PM
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Halo1junkie
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Did. Not. Happen.
Jan 26 2014 4:00AM
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TheGreenBastard
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yea that chick probly ran to the hills
Jan 26 2014 1:01PM
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Dr.Dealgood
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Hahaha oh I can assure you that it did. I'll do a lot of things, but making up disgusting stories in the hope that it gets a few internet lolz is just not one of them.
Jan 26 2014 2:51PM
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The_Polock
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I just sharted out a BUMP...
Jan 28 2014 3:47PM
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Kreech
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One time I had food poisoning and I dry heaved so hard I shat myself. I've sharted too. Never trust a fart.
Jan 28 2014 5:43PM
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HitTheJim
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My Shart Story
>In car with mom, sister, cousin
>En route to Burlington from Albany (about 3hr ride)
>Stop at McDonalds 10 min into trip
>Rip outrageously smelly farts for 2.5 hrs
>Laugh as my family members are forced to bask in my wicked 14 year old fart stank
>Sister (sitting in passenger seat) asks me (sitting in rear seat) to retrieve item from trunk
>Unbuckle
>Rise from seat and turn ass towards sister as I reach to trunk
>Sister screams and informs me that there is a fresh, moist, orange stain adorning the butthole region of my white shorts
>I reek of shit and embarrassment
>Forced to go commando in cousin's gym shorts for remainder of day


Jan 28 2014 6:11PM
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OregonDead
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Al Roker.
Jan 28 2014 7:23PM
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