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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
alright have any of you ever had sex with socks on?

so the first time i ever had sex, the girl took off all of my clothes, but left my socks on. that was cool cuz there was a cold wooden floor. however, when i wanted to go smoke a bowl, i was putting on my clothes and she noticed my socks were still on. she bitched me out for wearing socks while i fucked her, and to this day i have never had sex with socks on.

it's almost become a turn on for me to have sex with socks on. and to make things a little more interesting, ski socks on. BIG RED ONES! and i could call them my red rockets.


[ Slug (Atmosphere) - Reflections ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink
You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me
But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle
Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me
I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh
And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now
I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
Sep 21 2004 8:19PM
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sconnyFC
Posts: 2197 - Karma: 76
tell that bitch to shut up! she is the one who left 'em on ya. she's got no right to complain. stoopid beyotches!








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Sep 21 2004 8:22PM
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r5tommy
Posts: 3608 - Karma: 90
red socks are very kinky
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Sep 21 2004 8:24PM
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1212j5j5
Posts: 4495 - Karma: 14
i saw american pie, and i tried having sex with a sock on my wiener.. now i have triplets, i agree, no socks for sex.


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Sep 21 2004 8:25PM
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devine
Posts: 1720 - Karma: 11
i left the soxs on once , but there was a hole in the bottem of em and my toes came out and i felt kinda skummy so i just took the soxs off



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Sep 21 2004 8:31PM
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soup
Posts: 6345 - Karma: 4,443
ya using socks as a condom doesnt work. it ended getting stuck on my rod for a week. then i finally had a shower and it came off.
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Sep 21 2004 8:40PM
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Jib_This
Posts: 8272 - Karma: 9
Socks off, or no sex. I can't do it with socks on. It's too fucking weird.




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Sep 21 2004 8:53PM
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asac
Posts: 12485 - Karma: 17
my feet sweat to much.





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Sep 21 2004 9:03PM
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trevorwoulddoit
Posts: 6153 - Karma: 199
I agree with Jib_This.



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Sep 21 2004 9:49PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
nah sock's would be weird.. im down with beein neked completely..





..Seth Pistols rock my fuckin socks..
Sep 21 2004 11:22PM
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PFD
Posts: 568 - Karma: 11
I've can do it with sox on, i think it's a real mental handcap, but Why?

actually fucking in a wife beater is pimp...
Sep 22 2004 12:10AM
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rugbydave
Posts: 770 - Karma: 9
I've fucked with socks on, like when you're having a quickie and all you do is pull each others' pants down and have at it. But just socks and nothing else, that'd be weird I guess. My ex used to think it was funny that I'd put on my snadals to walk around after sex when I was still naked. I wanna fuck with sandals on...


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Sep 22 2004 12:38AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
how about one sock? .. and a glove?
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once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Sep 22 2004 1:32AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
yea sandles would be dope too.

my girl likes to be choked and have her hair pulled, i used to feel weird about it, but now its fun. i feel like eminem...DIE BITCH DIE!!!!!!


[ Slug (Atmosphere) - Reflections ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink
You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me
But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle
Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me
I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh
And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now
I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
Sep 22 2004 2:35AM
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Crystal-needs-a-park
Posts: 9939 - Karma: 15
seen poolhall junkies?
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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage
its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
Sep 22 2004 2:39AM
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Shaggy
Posts: 4349 - Karma: 17
sex with socks on is good when its cold out, otherwise im always thinking about my cold feet, and i just cant enjoy it cause my feet are cold.

although when fucking standing up, they have to be off, otherwise my feet slip all over the place and it leads to big messes and a swollen wang
Sep 22 2004 2:45AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
what a bout ur girl you like her with sexy shoes on when u fuck?



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land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Sep 22 2004 9:24AM
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Craigskis
Posts: 6650 - Karma: 1,645
The Bitch The Bitch, right Mercer???

I love getting chocked... it's so hot...

escorts espect a tip, if they do that, but fuck em... literlly...


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Sep 22 2004 9:27AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
tie em down so they cant resist buhahahha



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Sep 22 2004 10:29AM
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hucksterjibber15
Posts: 4255 - Karma: 11
sometimes i dont even take my shirt off, just pull the pants down
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Sep 22 2004 10:38AM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
^thats acceptable but if u take everythign else off u gotta get the sock too haha



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Sep 22 2004 10:41AM
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h3ofilms
Posts: 4214 - Karma: 12
my feet sweat horribly, any girl would APPECIATE if i left my sox on during sex
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Sep 22 2004 11:41AM
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SkiBumDreams
Posts: 560 - Karma: 10
doesnt matter to me in the heat of the moment socks on my feet is kinda the last thing i am thinking about
Sep 22 2004 11:48AM
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bitchassphatz
Posts: 6171 - Karma: 107
^ lame!.....in the heat of the moment! fuckin bitch.


[ Slug (Atmosphere) - Reflections ]

You look like you were built for me; You talk like you want to steal my drink
You kiss like you already came; And that's a lift to pull a line for those with out any game

It's like damn baby; You know you can't save me
But you should still tell your people that your leaving with the band; Maybe you can show me your hustle
Neither one of us would be so lonely; If only you would come over here and hold me
I caught you trying to hide your smile behind your glass; But all of your secrets become a swing set when you laugh
And all of your regrets that you're carrying a burying; Don't mean a damn thing if there's nobody to share them with

We've been following each other all night now; We ought to be all over each other like right now
I don't like crowds lets take flight now; Cause that face that you make reminds me of my life now.

reppin' 720.30.3970 playa
Sep 22 2004 12:59PM
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d-loc
Posts: 7479 - Karma: 15
ever keep your skis on?
i once didnd even have time to unclick and i was being fucked



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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
Sep 22 2004 1:08PM
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shibby
Posts: 7088 - Karma: -19
sounds like you have a foot fetish?
Sep 22 2004 2:53PM
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Bangor
Posts: 9599 - Karma: 129
hahahah dloc. negative on the socks though. except ski socks.
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Sep 22 2004 3:07PM
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Insomniac
Posts: 2816 - Karma: 185
Where did Shibbys hair go?
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Sep 22 2004 3:16PM
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reezyfbaby
Posts: 2308 - Karma: 13
i like having sex with my socks on, but my girlfriend would always make me take them off.
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Sep 22 2004 3:25PM
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SkiBumDreams
Posts: 560 - Karma: 10
the in the heat of the moment was supposed to sound silly
Sep 22 2004 5:08PM
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DYFI
Posts: 3836 - Karma: 30
wear your ski boots...that will hit the spot



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Sep 22 2004 5:08PM
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Pipe_Munky
Posts: 10888 - Karma: 2,184
socks are good!

i remember after the leafs spanked the sens in the play offs i nailed a sens fan and kept my leafs jersey on! that was hot




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1.ski FAST at ALL TIMES
2.take MAX air at EVERY opportunity
3.POACH everyone's favourite lines
4.IGNORE all posted signs
5.EVADE patrol at all costs
6.SMOKE big fat stinky ones
7.DRINK to excess

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Sep 22 2004 5:11PM
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