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Worst things to see getting off the chair lift

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garrettwiz
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Me and my buddy were on the chair and right after getting off there was a Big ol' Moose on the trail. It started coming right at us then ended up charging at another guy then running into the woods. Not the best thing to see after hitting a bowl on the chair (in4 cool story bro). ANyone else got any good stories?
Feb 18 2012 4:43PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
You should've befriended the moose, become telepathically connected to it, put on a cape and ride it around solving crimes. Get a TV series called Garret and The Moose
Feb 18 2012 4:46PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
you might have a blockbuster hit movie / tv show right there.... ill call an agent.

Baby, we're gonna be millionaires.
Feb 18 2012 4:48PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
It'll be the biggest thing to hit the screen since the girl who played Precious
Feb 18 2012 4:50PM
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JesusChrist.
Posts: 23 - Karma: 10
OLAWD HAHAHHA
Feb 18 2012 4:50PM
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Bateman
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Feb 18 2012 4:52PM
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TheHamburglar
Posts: 3895 - Karma: 3,317
a moose bit my sister once
Feb 18 2012 4:53PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,658
i fisted a moose once...
Feb 18 2012 7:03PM
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BrewskiJr
Posts: 5738 - Karma: 1,478
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Feb 18 2012 8:31PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Is that Gary Busey? His crazy teeth give me nightmares
Feb 18 2012 9:23PM
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cubber
Posts: 1933 - Karma: 638
yes and sex is on his mind...
but today i was teaching a group of 3 kids, 4-5 yr old, and as we got off the chair there was a HUUGE pileup of little kids laying everywhere... needful to say, we murdered them since 5 yr olds enjoy panicking (panicing? paniking? the F?)
Feb 18 2012 9:50PM
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klayer_9
Posts: 2037 - Karma: 188
Great clip from "Citizen Busey"
Feb 18 2012 10:40PM
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peterries
Posts: 77 - Karma: 12
My grandpa hit a moose with his car
Feb 19 2012 3:16PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
bears, definitely bears.
Feb 19 2012 3:33PM
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Janky
Posts: 1323 - Karma: -100
thats legit, cool story, but not in that way.
Feb 19 2012 3:36PM
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J_Christoph
Posts: 2519 - Karma: 8,755
i dont know why but the bottom pic is really funny to me for some reason haha
Feb 19 2012 4:08PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Me too. Every time I see it I can't stop laughing
Feb 19 2012 4:08PM
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Chief.Queef
Posts: 4427 - Karma: 381
pancaking?
Feb 19 2012 4:11PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
anal fissure
Feb 19 2012 4:57PM
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TOK
Posts: 2928 - Karma: 2,540
I've been watching it for like five minutes.
Feb 19 2012 5:01PM
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
those are no joke some girl i know got one and she's still having problems in the rectal area because of it
Feb 19 2012 5:12PM
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
back home, this is what I see at the top of my chairlift.
The worst.

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Feb 19 2012 5:17PM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,223
Look at the woman! Haha it totally looks like he made a joke about getting some with a hottie and she is just like "Oh lawd..." haha.
Feb 19 2012 7:02PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
this thread has the possibility to become dildos
Feb 19 2012 7:07PM
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Mules
Posts: 595 - Karma: 97
This for sure
Feb 19 2012 7:09PM
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Peter.
Posts: 23796 - Karma: 13,014
the worst thing to see is no snow
Feb 19 2012 7:18PM
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bermbuster49
Posts: 7445 - Karma: 90
ns is delivering right now, lots of Meme's and pictures, no failed embeds, wtf is going on?!

/combo breaker
Feb 19 2012 7:31PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Grass. Grass is the worst thing.
Feb 19 2012 7:35PM
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Moosen
Posts: 4285 - Karma: 2,585
I was not at liberty?
Feb 19 2012 7:46PM
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udr1v3m3cr4zy
Posts: 132 - Karma: 20
... no really
Feb 19 2012 7:52PM
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