Just got Tee Peed, need revenge, IDEAS?

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This week a couple of guys who are all good friends kept asking me where I live. Someone how they found and tee peed me last night.

Now I'm calling on the abundant knowledge of NS for some good ideas on getting them back. Any suggestions you have legal or not will be greatly appreciated.

So far my ideas are tee peeing their houses, and if I can find a car boot buy one of those. Or else come up with a jerry rig to stop his car that wont damage it. Anything else you guys I would love it!

Feb 18 2012 11:43AM

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thenightman

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haha i was waiting to see how long it would take for someone to say this.

Feb 19 2012 7:29PM

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_Ryan_

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spend money on seran wrap and duct tape, if they have a car, completley wrap it in seran wrap so it covers all 4 doors, do this alot and it takes FOREVER to get off.

depending on house size and stuff you could wrap his house in duct tape, that should make for good fun lol :D

Feb 19 2012 7:30PM

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Mr_Bump

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make a group on facebook that is invite only and invite all their friends for a surprise party.
have everyone show up at their house with beer and kegs and send a couple of strippers

make sure its a week night when their parents are home

Feb 19 2012 7:33PM

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skitheWest.

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how would it take a crane... unless it sinks to the very bottom of the pool and absorbs all the water. but wouldn't it float?

Feb 19 2012 7:35PM

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skithesprings

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If not then just put a crane in their pool. Takes a mattress to get it out.

Feb 19 2012 7:48PM

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j.saaaarela

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Or a crane in their mattress. Takes a pool to get it out.

Feb 19 2012 9:41PM

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Yeezy

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go the method man way and glue his asshole shut and keep feeding him

Feb 19 2012 11:28PM

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ThundaKilla

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-buy bird(s)
-acquire ladder
-use ladder to get on roof
-release birds into house via chimney
-clog chimney with shit so birds can't get out

Feb 19 2012 11:49PM

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richard.

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this.

Feb 19 2012 11:53PM

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Jakx~

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Thanks for all the great ideas guys! +K for all the ideas i like. And i'll try and get some picks of what I do up. But it probably won't be till later this week. If any ones got any other ideas let me know!

Feb 20 2012 11:35PM

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noah_lott

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1. Go shoot a deer
2. Cut it from ass to throat
3. Place it on the porch of said Tee Pee'r
4. ????
5. Some stenchy ass profit.

Feb 20 2012 11:38PM

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JIB_WALRUS

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draw a penis in their lawn with super strong weed killer then wait a couple weeks

Feb 20 2012 11:42PM

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El.Guapo

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if you live somewhere cold then go to there house in the night. take garbage cans and cover the bottums with honey. stick them all around their cars so they freeze and they cant drive away.

Feb 20 2012 11:42PM

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Send_It_Jerry

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hahhahaha

Feb 20 2012 11:45PM

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ORDEAL

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This and the rubber bands

Feb 20 2012 11:55PM

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PigBenis

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steal their remote then fuck with their tv. either changing the channel while they are watching or cranking the volume while they sleep

do the fuckery while rolling by their house in a car or some shit

Feb 21 2012 12:05AM

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PigBenis

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and also i approve of ideas like this

Feb 21 2012 12:06AM

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Dyar

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youmustbenewhere.jpg

Feb 21 2012 12:15AM

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El.Guapo

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cover all their driveway in honey and then put flowervall over it

Feb 21 2012 12:18AM

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DurrrLapz

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If you ever go camping, jerk off in all their sleeping bags.

But u shud go buy a bunch of padlocks and lock anything u can get ur hands on

Feb 21 2012 12:21AM

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Phil-X-

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revenge.

Feb 21 2012 12:22AM

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tBatt

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Not gonna lie, I've done this before.

Feb 21 2012 12:24AM

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DurrrLapz

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Ahhhh i got it.

One time one of my friends was dicking around with spray paint and he painted a giant swastika across my lawn. That shit did not come out even after i mowed the lawn it stayed so i ended up having to dig up the lawn and there is still a big no grass patch on my lawn

Feb 21 2012 12:26AM

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Yeezy

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give his whole family aids

Feb 21 2012 12:46AM

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mowglii

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at night run their hose to the bottom of the back door and turn it on so it pours inside all night muahahahah

Feb 21 2012 2:23AM

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SketchyMike

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dig out all of their grass and put it on their roof

Feb 21 2012 4:19PM

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Deluge

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i want to read this but i cant:( and threads because this are all great and am definitely trying some of them

Feb 21 2012 7:19PM

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C.aboose

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Get a bunch of dry grass (like mow the lawn and then take all of that) and put it into their car. It fucking blows trying to clean it all out.

Feb 21 2012 7:25PM

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Bill.Nye

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Tell your friends that you are planning to train a pony to bite off their penises at a chili cook off. Your friends will betray your plans to them, which will lead them to tell their parents that a pony is being treated badly out at the farm. Their parents will then go out to the farm to try and save the pony, where they will be shot by the farmer because you previously warned him that pony rapists were on the prowl. Steal the bodies, and cook them into chili which you can then feed to the kids who tee peed your house. You should try to see if you can get Coldplay to show up at the chili cook off too, so that they can witness these kids crying and call them babies.

Feb 21 2012 7:30PM

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Dyar

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And then lick the tears of their faces as they cry because of the loss of their parents.

Feb 21 2012 9:23PM

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Bill.Nye

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I assumed that was a given

Feb 21 2012 9:38PM

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DaffyDaDak

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Cover there car in plastic wrap

Feb 21 2012 9:40PM

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Skittle.

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TP their house with USED toilet paper

Feb 21 2012 9:44PM

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GORILLA.

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kill their parents and make them in to chili then watch the kids eat the chili

Feb 21 2012 10:08PM

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Phil-X-

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wait what? why? I can read it fine...

Feb 22 2012 12:34AM

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Hoppy

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Yeah, cause you uploaded it. You have the original link/copy.

All we know is theres a young blonde, with her arms behind her back, next to a wall of text.

Feb 22 2012 9:26AM

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stizzle

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Leave the tires on the car but jack it up and put blocks under it just high enough that the wheels dont touch the ground. Then when they try to drive they don't go anywhere. Then pack dog poop under their door handles.

Feb 22 2012 9:32AM

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make stacks of TP rolls inside the house almost to the ceiling, then use a funnel to fill them with cat litter, rubber bands, sand...etc. There is no way to take the rolls down without spilling out whatever is inside.

or put baking soda in ketchup bottles, creates just enough pressure that when you open the bottle ketchup sprays everywhere.

Also the cover every surface with dixie cups of water works really well

Feb 22 2012 1:12PM

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