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Darth.Maul
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So apparently i was texting all of my friends today right after i came out of my surgery for my wisdom teeth. I had no idea and this was the result...

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Feb 17 2012 11:27PM
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[evan]
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Did they give you any pain killers? Can i buy some?



Wanna get high?
Feb 17 2012 11:30PM
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HomieJon
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65 hoes on my dick bitch it's Christmas.
Feb 17 2012 11:31PM
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Darth.Maul
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Unfortunately no powerful ones. Just Loritab and Hydrocodone
Feb 17 2012 11:33PM
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SSteezle
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damn that sucks both of those pills have to be inserted through the anus
Feb 17 2012 11:36PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Crush up 4 of those hydros, parachute them, rip 3 shots of whatever you wish, and have your self a vibed out couple of hours hahaha It's what the doctor prescribed.
Feb 17 2012 11:42PM
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[evan]
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holy pro
Feb 17 2012 11:43PM
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soulskier
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i thought it would be fun to record myself after my wisdom teeth surgery...i used to have video of me, with my face all swollen and wrapped in gauze, telling my mom (who was on the phone with my dad) to tell dad that "i'm high as balls"
Feb 17 2012 11:45PM
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Darth.Maul
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Apparently I told my Dad that i was cold and wanted my hoodie so i put it on and like 5 minutes later I was like ," when the fuck did i put my hoodie on?"
Feb 17 2012 11:47PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I won't divulge into scripts or opiates unless I am prescribed them, but when I am prescribed them I do it right hahaha
Feb 17 2012 11:47PM
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[evan]
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Where does one's self seek to sell him these quarks, as it would be most delitable to acquire such knowledge.
Feb 18 2012 12:30AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I'm not sure what you mean. Either you wanna know where to buy drugs or how to acquire knowledge about them. The knowledge comes from experience, experience, experience. I'm always up to lend out some knowledge however so PM me if you want some brain share.
Feb 18 2012 12:35AM
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Stose
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getting all 4 of mine pulled in the next couple weeks! stoked! expect i heard you puke a lot
Feb 18 2012 1:59AM
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dreadyboy
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Where the fuck do they use these sweet drugs? For my four impacted wisdom teeth I got some T3s and a really small mix of codene and something else. And when I woke up I was totally aware and ready to leave but they made me sit in the bed for 20 mins. Going home I was just focused on how my mouth felt cause one side was unfreezing before the other.
Feb 18 2012 5:35AM
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las.
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Hydrocodone is for pussies. Special k is where it's at. I had done it many a time recreationally beforehand, but my god, the dentists' dose was something else. Had me drooling and giggling like a schoolgirl for a day straight
Feb 18 2012 5:55AM
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maynaiseman
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Don't be stoked....just...don't.
Feb 18 2012 6:05AM
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Abc567def
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I apparently have enough room to keep all of mine
Feb 18 2012 6:31AM
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Spinoza
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I'm getting put on laughing gas. Don't want any drugs that are gonna make me loopy, I don't like it
Feb 18 2012 9:30AM
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solitaryman
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My mom took the day off work to stay home with me after I had them taken out. She went grocery shopping, so I just went and hung out with my friends instead, it didn't really phase me. She got mad.
Feb 18 2012 9:30AM
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Spinoza
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Well, I guess I mean "too loopy" . Remember that fresh prince episode where they get the laughing gas? Lol somebody embed that
Feb 18 2012 9:31AM
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Flying~Squirrel
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i handled getting my teeth pulled like a complete thug. i was off painkillers by the end of the day, zero pain, zero swelling, shit tons of ice cream.
Feb 18 2012 9:34AM
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Caspaaa
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threads for some legit accounts of what to expect when I get mine pulled this summer

i've never heard of anybody puking afterwards haha pretty sure your mouth is just swollen and sore
Feb 18 2012 9:47AM
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.frenchy
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hahahah that's pretty hilarious.
Feb 18 2012 11:00AM
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Gnarwall
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This. Fuck pain killers, just man up and you'll be good in a day or two.
Feb 18 2012 11:05AM
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Petersaurusrex
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I'm getting all SIX of mine pulled soon... Fuck that. They better put me on some good ass medication.
Feb 18 2012 1:32PM
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steezyjibber
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Feb 18 2012 1:40PM
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Darth.Maul
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Fuck here comes the swelling! Overall its still not as bad as i thought. Keep up the stories!
Feb 18 2012 2:38PM
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stupendous-man
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for some reason i lost so hard at this
Feb 18 2012 3:48PM
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stupendous-man
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for some reason i lost so hard at this
Feb 18 2012 3:48PM
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PopsicleStand
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I told my mother (who I NEVER swear in front of) that the dentist "fucked up my teeth", even though he actually did a great job on them. I also asked for my teeth back in a ziplock bag.
Feb 18 2012 3:50PM
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mathmansam
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My sister and I had ours out on the same day.  My mom told us walking to the car was like walking with two drunken idiots.  I couldn't stop laughing at my mom having to hold us up. Apparently, I thought it was a good idea to dead weight her as I was walking. 

Also, had sex the night I got them out. /claim

Feb 18 2012 4:14PM
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