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Trimming Ass Hairs

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HitTheJim
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I've been getting some wicked dingleberries lately so im thinking about trimming ye ole butt hole hairs. Anybody try it before, if so would you recommend it?
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 72
don't.
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
"its like sitting on a porcupine"
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Pretty sure there was a thread about this a while ago with a story included. The moral of the story was...DON'T. EVER.
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feihlination
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you mean its pretty straight and not weird without pics?
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dique_cheeez
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this.
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HitTheJim
Posts: 787 - Karma: 399
Did the person in the other thread shave em right off or just trim em down a bit. I feel like trimming wouldn't be nearly as bad. Or i may just dump a bottle of nair on, it'd be like the good old days of clean poopin.
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Spinoza
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yeah it was the same thread,    but was actually interesting;.....
  https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/619560/cat_id/2/

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Benji.
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its the only way
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maximiliaan
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aah i remember the first time i made that mistake
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Mr.Turtle
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PM Ninja_Steez, he may have more knowledge than us
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maynaiseman
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oh that's so funny because he's gay and stuff...
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NickelPennyDime
Posts: 248 - Karma: 38
stubble butt
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*monsterskier*
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i remember that story...

don't do it OP
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 802
then go for a run!
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Anathema
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dont shave your butthole, but if you want shave the outsides. like, the visible hair surrounding your butt crack.

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Craze
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J_MAC
Posts: 572 - Karma: 127
wat the hell I want to know what happens when u shve or cut your ass hairs so do it, cuz theyve been pissing me off as well lately ive been seriously considering it
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EastCoast315
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Seriously? Wax, bro.
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Mr.DarthVader
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story is needed
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Mr.DarthVader
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story is needed
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El.Guapo
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never. EVER shave it. and if you do it feels like you have steel wool inbetween your butt cheeks
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HitTheJim
Posts: 787 - Karma: 399
It looks like my battle with the dingleberries rages on...
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maximiliaan
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well, i had my first gf. she told me i should take care of my pubes, so i did it on sunday evening.
i was still in highschool when i did that, but i shaved my ass also between the buttcheeks.
next thing i know was terrible itching, really terrible itching, and also my ass begon to sweat like an animal,
sweat dropping from my ass and i scratched that shit till it hurted.

it last about 1 week, and i had to scratch that thing at school
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navierSTOKED
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Trim, don't shave.  If you're planning a career in filming, then wax and bleach.  Never shave.
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BenWest
Posts: 470 - Karma: 89
if you're having problems with dingleberries, just start washing your ass more, like scrub that shit man. back in nov/dec i had so much work to do that I was spending the vast majority of my day sitting in one spot in front of my computer. my chair was starting to smell. my pants were starting to smell. i'd go somewhere and suddenly get a wafting smell of shit. friggin poo particles clingin to my ass hair pretty sure, well after contemplating shaving (and i will never forget the other ass shaving thread as that was the first thread i ever saw on NS), i clearly knew that wasnt an option, so i lathered up and went in. problem solved... no more smelly ass and no more dingleberries.
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gnarnia.
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MNS
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just use a buzzer

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ForeverYung
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solution:
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J.M
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^she knows whats up
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ECB
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Trim it, i trim my ass hair

don't shave it, it will hurt

don't shave your gooch (spelling?) It burns when you sweat

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GayWolf420
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Not even once.
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[hamnuts]
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Just dont stab yourself with the scissors
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El.Guapo
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mount a bar of soap on a jackhammer. stick it in your ass and turn it on. no more dingleberries
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EasyEast
Posts: 1983 - Karma: 118
this has potential, but seriously in all honesty don't cut them you'll seriously regret it!
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Sitch.
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cousin did it and said it wasnt ichi and got mad pussy
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ECB
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if your cousin is getting pussy from having a shaved ass, that's not pussy he is getting, that'd be penis

still, props to him, he's getting sum
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theabortionator
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try everything once
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RogerSterling
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just make sure there is NO chance anyone will knock on the door. bleeding from your asshole is only fun after eating chipotle
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smeeze
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fucking sucks. School ass itchin' blows
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tripnip
Posts: 1882 - Karma: 482
tried it once and that sucked
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Dwight_Schrute
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I feel like using an electric razor and just trimming would help in your case, I've been thinking about it recently too.
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status_whitegirl
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I did it, not bad at all just be careful and dont make it bare, it makes it easier to wipe, and farts escape easier

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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
What about nair?
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HitTheJim
Posts: 787 - Karma: 399
Debated it, but I'm too sexually insecure to pour a liquid over my asshole.
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SSteezle
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Lick
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Yeah that story.... moral: Trimming/Shaving Ass hair only causes sweating, which it not good, your cheeks stick together, and itching.. lots of itching.
DON'T DO IT.
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ejm
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If your feeling lucky?
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chicken
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As long as you don't try and shave it you will be fine.
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Spinoza
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pics
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