If you didnt jizz when you jacked off...

Lolocaust.

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wut

Feb 14 2012 8:34PM

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abathinggrape

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Implying it wouldn't be messy?im confused

Feb 14 2012 8:35PM

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ryan.c

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Feb 14 2012 8:35PM

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Balto

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@th1337

um....wtf is the point then? i don't personally find the build up enjoyable, its not warm and wet like sex...

Feb 14 2012 8:35PM

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FerrisBueller

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Ok maybe i wasnt clear enough... like you still cum and get your orgasm and all the goodness but no mess and jizz.

continue

Feb 14 2012 8:37PM

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E.C.

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im confused as to what would happen at the end

Feb 14 2012 8:37PM

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[hamnuts]

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Isn't applicable to me

Feb 14 2012 8:38PM

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PJS.

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It's always an incredible moment when someone I've actually met in real life posts in a fap thread.

Feb 14 2012 8:39PM

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Dwight_Schrute

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No mess!

Feb 14 2012 8:40PM

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Spinoza

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1. Wouldn't make much of a difference. 2. Deletion is immanent

Feb 14 2012 8:42PM

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NinetyFour

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My crackers wouldn't have any topping...... SHITTY THREAD.

Feb 14 2012 8:43PM

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TheScratch

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ThunderCats would not be proud of u...........

\this is not something edollo talks about.....

Or B-Dog......

JK haha

Feb 14 2012 8:44PM

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JakeAssBeatClap

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I have sex more times a week than I do jerking it. And I really don't do it all to often I'm a busy guy, can't be jacking off all day long.

Feb 14 2012 8:45PM

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LittleFoot

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A lot but realistically, my tolerance would probably go up and it would start to feel shittier and shittier

Feb 14 2012 8:49PM

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FerrisBueller

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this is nsg and im still thug as fuck

irrellevsnt comment is irrelevant

:)

me and Dr. Thunda are gillas shit dont phase

Feb 14 2012 8:52PM

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Parks.

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Too much...that's fucked up and gross

Feb 14 2012 8:54PM

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TheScratch

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word

Feb 14 2012 8:54PM

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FerrisBueller

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ahaha you have been added to my favorite members

Feb 14 2012 8:56PM

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las.

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Watch out guys, we got ourselves a badass

Feb 14 2012 9:15PM

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FerrisBueller

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cool story bro, and a nice fag claim, hows that grainy butthole sex treating you?

Feb 14 2012 9:17PM

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DIX~

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Feb 14 2012 9:18PM

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Abc567def

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Feb 14 2012 9:18PM

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NinetyFour

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aha I know... that's the point. And that post went way to long before someone noticed it.

Feb 14 2012 9:20PM

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penguin_steeze

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inb4 the fap

Feb 14 2012 9:21PM

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c4t_l0ver

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Feb 14 2012 9:43PM

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Hamster.

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i dont see how he is being a fag...? Honestly I don't find jacking it enjoyable if I do it a lot, it's only enjoyable for me if there is time inbetween.

Feb 14 2012 9:52PM

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blackmamba.

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not that many times..or at least not as much. the feeling you get whilst jizzing is what it's all about

Feb 14 2012 9:54PM

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northeast

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no longer thefap

Feb 14 2012 10:01PM

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Amadeus.

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the is now like something ni99er

Feb 14 2012 10:04PM

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dergblerp

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derp

Feb 14 2012 10:10PM

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FerrisBueller

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someone doesnt concept this thread

Feb 14 2012 10:20PM

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blackmamba.

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fair enough. no cleanup? then yeah, i guess i'd do it more often. still contingent on 'alone' time tho

Feb 14 2012 11:42PM

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Anathema

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@th1337

i dont mind jizzing cause im not a fucking retard who cums all over the place when he climaxes.

i take 4 squares of kleenex, fold it in half, and then in half again. now i have a 1x1 square that's 4x thick. when im about to release, i place the center of the kleenex over my dick head and grab the edges with my fap hand and cup it down and continue to ejaculate while im holding the kleenex in place while fapping.

it only requires a temporary break in the action to get it in place and then i fapfapfapfapcumcumcum and its all in the kleenex and nowhere else

dispose of kleenex, no mess.

i win.

Feb 14 2012 11:52PM

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californiagrown

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the exact same amount. there is a point where its just sore, and if a girl isnt there begging for dick, i sure as fuck am not gonna put myself through a whole lot of pain for a little pleasure.

Feb 14 2012 11:56PM

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