Member of the Month

hi_vis360
November, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

The best place to find a last minute valentine

profile picture
HERCULES.
Posts: 664 - Karma: 211
Seriously guys, like i know youve heard bad stories about omegle and dougnuts in the past but seriously if you search through the horny girls on there just find one in a state around you and drive to meet her for valentines day. cant go wrong
Feb 14 2012 4:49PM
0 0
profile picture
[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
fastest way to get AIDS
Feb 14 2012 4:50PM
0 0
profile picture
ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
.
Feb 14 2012 4:50PM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Gaga
Posts: 2021 - Karma: 542
Chloroform.
Feb 14 2012 5:08PM
0 0
profile picture
Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
scroll through phone

locate single woman

text: hey, we haven't spoken for a while, but if you aren't busy tonight i'd love to take you out for dinner and catch up. every girl deserves to have a nice time on valentines day, so if you're interested, i'd be happy to set up a time and make a reservation. otherwise, no hard feelings and have a great night :]


it's complete bullshit, but it's flattering, it's non-threatening, it's sweet, and it shows that you want to do something for someone. you've reminded her that she wont be having a great night when she's alone and may as well have a nice time with you, you've expressed your seriousness by mentioning a reservation, and you've put the ball in her court, giving her the option to either get treated like all girls want to be treated or be lonely.

what more could a girl want?

trust me, it'll work.
Feb 14 2012 5:11PM
0 0
profile picture
Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
too much effort, this works much better

Click for larger image
Feb 14 2012 5:16PM
0 0
profile picture
Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
go to the bar
find single alcoholics
????
profit
Feb 14 2012 5:17PM
0 0
profile picture
[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
I'd trust this shit too if I were you! It appears to have gotten the guy who hasn't had a girlfriend in 8 years a date, so maybe it will work for you too!
Feb 14 2012 5:34PM
0 0
profile picture
.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
The bar on Valentine's Day is a fucking gold mine for single guys.
Feb 14 2012 5:35PM
0 0
profile picture
Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061

cant tell if troll or truth.

but really, it may or may not be true. sure, you might want to get out there and have an awesome time with a chick. maybe you really want to show someone a good time and buy her a nice dinner. but you cant just say that. it comes across as desperate. you have to bullshit your way to an opportunity. not into a woman's heart, but for that chance. bullshit meaning random flattery and talk her up like crazy. make her feel special and THEN once you're out, you can be real.

bottom line, girls like a guy who is non-threatening, sweet, courteous, and can put some effort into her. go out of your way to show someone (anyone) that, and you're golden. especially on a day like today where every girl WANTS that.

Feb 14 2012 6:34PM
0 0
profile picture
[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
troll or truth eh
Feb 14 2012 7:54PM
0 0
profile picture
ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
reach up your ass, find a dingleberry, and give it to her.....if she doesnt like it, dump her sorry ass, then rape her
Feb 14 2012 7:55PM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)