Anal Karma

how is that karma?

obviously cause that guy was shit on...looking more for advice as opposed to douchebag comments since my ass is bleeding like a river

My friends clogged my other friends toilet, later ripped his ass, had to put neosporin on it. Sucked but the idea was funny, but in all seriouness go to a doctor.

Going to the hospital seems like a good idea. Unless you're trolling, of course.

uhhh what?

swear no troll...wouldnt post pics since theyd prob get deleted/id prob get banned

stand on your head, blood doesn't fuck with gravity

>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Atelier Totori
>"What?"
>spaghetti slowly drips from my pockets
>oh god not again
>face gets red
>"Please give me a copy of Atelier Totori right now."
>"I don't know what that is. What platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my embarrassment
>clenching asscheeks together to hold in my shit
>meanwhile spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"have money please alterlier toroti give money please game"
>"Are you ok?"
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propelled forward at 60mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
>he's holding on to me for dear life
>all the while spaghetti is flowing out of my pockets like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "ATELIER TOTORI PLEASE MONEY ATELIER GAMESTOP TOTORI"
>Gamestop employee is covered in shit and spaghetti
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
>he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 650mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the spaghetti and shit intertwines and falls down to earth in glorious yellow and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>children below frolic in the mess falling from my anus
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>spaghetti and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>3 miles upwards now
>Gamestop employee has died from lack of oxygen, his body falls to the surface below and is shredded by the force of my shit
>my transformation is almost complete
>as I leave the atmosphere my bear hands sprout and my tail grows, acting as a rudder
>steer myself across the cosmos with my gleaming shit and spaghetti trail

+K would sig but its too long

hahahah wow

use a tampon? hah fuck idk

Happend to me after taking pain pills for a week straight and no dump.... I shat a baseball that was as hard as one too. Same problem bro get a manpon rockin it's the only thing u can do throw some ointment on the manpon too. U will feel like u got prison raped for the next few days so take a stool softener until it gets. Better also take something for the pain cuz its gonna get bad if it's bleeding that Much

I somehow thought this thread was going to be about accidentally plowing some girl's ass while banging her doggy style. It's been a long day...

Oh ya and if ur unclear as to what a manpon is its where u take about 5 sheets of tp and roll it up from one end to the other it will look like a log now put some ointment on it and jam it in ur crack pressing on ur butthole pull ur pants up and go about ur day. Totally uncomfortable but it'll work

hahahahha what the fuck did i just read

could be an anal fissure. they are horrible. google + maybe see a doctor

DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE

i read the title as anal karmax and i hesitated to click. totally different thing

hahaha

fill a condom with gorilla glue. tie it. shove it up your ass. it will expand. manpon?

hahahhahahahahahahahhaahhahahhahhahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahaha

10.1/10

ew.

wat

fuck karma. It no longer exists to me. (real life karma, that is)

the fuck pete?