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JWD*
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yesterday i was at my local hill skiing with my gaper snowboard friend. He was coming down the side of a jump and some other snowboard kid just fell doing a straight air off a 10 footer. At first i thought the snowboard kid was hurt cuz he was screaming his ass off, but then he got up and went to where my snowboard friend was standing( about 20 ft from him now) The snowboard kid just went absolutely nuts on my friend and then pushed him to the ground. He claimed that my friend got in his way. Thats when i stepped in and told him to chill. He had his fists up saying he was going to knock me out, then he told me about 10 times to the fuck off the hill. I just went down and then once we got to the bottom he just threw his snowboard and started to cry.

the best part about all this is that my gaper snowboard friend was not in his way at all.

ive honestly never seen anyone freakout that bad. Has this happend to you ??or how the fuck do i get this kid to shut up.( rest of the day he trailed behind me really close off any rail or jump that i went on)



Feb 12 2012 1:38PM
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Panchuk
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You knock him the fuck out and kindly tell him to fuck off while the ski patrol calls his mom.
Feb 12 2012 1:40PM
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yuck
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that guy sounds like a fucking tool

or his girlfriend was watching
Feb 12 2012 1:41PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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Lol that kid is just failing at life.
Feb 12 2012 1:43PM
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midwestpowhunter
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happend to me last weekend. skier dad went ape shit on me for "cutting him off" wasnt any closer that 30 ft at any point... I told him he had pants from MC sports and his point was irrelevant. Then me and my crew persisted to follow him for a few runs closely and creepily always just staring at him but behind our chrome and fire iridium lenses. His son kept saying WHY DONT YOU GUYS JUST LEAVE US ALONE!!! We said nothing ever.
Feb 12 2012 1:52PM
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.AR6rider.
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Does anyone else get the feeling that stories like this on NS are ridiculously exaggerated?

"Yo, he got in my face and we were about to throw down, but luckily I'm a superior negotiator and talked him down, at which point he began to cry. Then he followed me around threatening me all day, but I was just like, chill."
Feb 12 2012 1:55PM
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midwestpowhunter
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hahaha yes but mine is accurate i promise
Feb 12 2012 1:57PM
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TheHuggyBear
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"and we continued to talk shit and about how we should beat his ass..on every lift ride"
Feb 12 2012 1:58PM
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I_Am_Mod
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haha, just this week i've had this funky french snowboarder verbally rape me in french, he said i snaked his run which is bullshit, i've grown up in over crowded indoor parks so i've learnt to call all my drops...
anyways, he was raging for a good minute in french when i calmly informed the guy in english that i didn't speak french (i actually do speak french) so this dude starts the most incoherent english rant i've ever heard. A couple minutes later in his funky english rant i can't help but crack down in laughter at his ridiculous accent so i apologize in perfect french and ski off while this douche is standing there gaping like no other wondering what the fuck just happened ...
Feb 12 2012 2:00PM
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PlaygroundRapist
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Damn you Belgians with your bilingualism.
Feb 12 2012 2:11PM
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JWD*
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should i have told ski patrol??

Feb 12 2012 2:45PM
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Lolocaust.
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Feb 12 2012 3:22PM
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JWD*
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truuu
Feb 12 2012 3:23PM
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Haellgren
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I was riding at my local hill and i took the Park lift up. i was behind a 5year old boy that was skiing in the forest when the lift stopt. He just dropt the lift and goes down, When he passes me i said "Don't do that againd, I know people that work here and i could easily get you of this mountain!" He looks at me for like a minute then he starts to cry. The i went hitting a rail.
Feb 12 2012 3:32PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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That made like no sense at all
Feb 12 2012 3:36PM
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.AR6rider.
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I'm not sure I understood exactly what you were trying to say...but it sounded like you threatened to tattle on a five year old and get him kicked off the hill, while simultaneously trying to sound cool by claiming you know people that work at the hill. You sound like a real winner!
Feb 12 2012 3:36PM
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Haellgren
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Just 4 Fun.
Feb 12 2012 3:38PM
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.AR6rider.
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Harassing children is fun? What are you, 12?
Feb 12 2012 3:40PM
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I_Am_Mod
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you misspelled "weiner" ....
Feb 12 2012 3:41PM
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RoofDaRoofieDogg
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This brings back memories from Thefap's breakup thread
Feb 12 2012 3:43PM
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JWD*
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lol, totally no what ur talking about xD
Feb 12 2012 6:25PM
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HamFaceGirl
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probably 11 and a half
Feb 12 2012 6:29PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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probably 10
Feb 12 2012 6:43PM
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ski93
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tl;dr I'm sure it was a good story though
Feb 12 2012 6:43PM
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theabortionator
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yes
Feb 12 2012 6:50PM
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_Ryan_
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i say 7 and 1/2
Feb 12 2012 7:09PM
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p-nutt
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his butt loving boyfriend was defiantly watching, thats why he got mad
Feb 12 2012 7:19PM
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GayWolf420
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Feb 12 2012 7:23PM
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roddy116
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lololol but seriously this one is pretty short
Feb 12 2012 7:35PM
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californiagrown
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why do you have to be an asshole? now we have one more kid and adult that thinks all of us are assholes.

Feb 12 2012 7:44PM
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Billek
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I was getting on a 6-chair with 4 buddies of mine, and a gaper.  This is a decent Poma lift with the gates that line you up, and tell you when to go, so it's really simple to figure out. 

So the gaper is in lane 5 the entire time up to the stop gate.  As soon as the gate opens, he decides to move to the 6th seat position... right behind my friend.  The lifties weren't prepared for such stupidity, and they barely had time to stop the lift. 

Once the cluster became un-fucked, we go on our merry way up the hill.  We asked him what he was trying to do and he replied with "What you YOU trying to do" like a 5-year old.  This dude was like 40, and the experience was capped off when he called my friend out for rocking a $15 dollar price tag on his deck.  We just chuckled, and ignored him for the rest of the ride.

Towards the top, we heard him mumble 'ohhh, it's been a while'.  I didn't quite understand the comment until he ran into me and fell down as we got off of the lift.

Guy had to be wasted or something.  We were a group of young park riders, and the best insult he could come up with was 'nice price tag'.  It takes a whole lot more than that to fire up an argument with kids half his age.
Feb 12 2012 7:50PM
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armadaski44
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<iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/nc_LIR5ExIU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Feb 12 2012 8:46PM
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Parks.
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So true
Feb 12 2012 8:50PM
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armadaski44
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Feb 12 2012 8:51PM
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Olimar
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I lost. so hard.
Feb 12 2012 8:52PM
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p-nutt
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hahahahaha same
Feb 12 2012 8:57PM
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Charlie_Kelly
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nah dude, now that I think about it, he was def an unborn fetus...
Feb 12 2012 9:32PM
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Moosen
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Feb 12 2012 9:35PM
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802Valley
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cool story bro
Feb 12 2012 9:40PM
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bdarb207
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can someone please post that video of the snowboarder who is about to legit fight that old guy who is yelling at him for riding out of hand near his family and the kid freaks and takes his shirt off and shit and is about to lose it and fight the guy. same thread as the tom wallisch gets his pass taken video or whatever. classic for sure.
Feb 12 2012 9:41PM
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AcidKneeDrop
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"Thats when i stepped in and told him to chill. He had his fists up saying he was going to knock me out, then he told me about 10 times to the fuck off the hill."

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Feb 12 2012 9:42PM
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AcidKneeDrop
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#1 Skier Dad from Family Tree on Vimeo.


Feb 12 2012 9:45PM
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SkiTheYeast
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This
Feb 12 2012 9:54PM
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midwestpowhunter
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you are right i should be the ambassador to the entire ns community to a total douche wad of a dad who thought it was cool to belittle be in front of his kid....i never swore or made any regrettable comment in any way. it was actually humorous bc we were just acting creepy and nothing more.

thanks a lot i just had to waste my 1000th post to defend myself.... 
Feb 12 2012 10:09PM
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bdarb207
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you're the man
Feb 12 2012 10:15PM
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californiagrown
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so you acted like an immature little douche? if you did nothing wrong, tell the dad that, and then go on your merry way. or can you not ski well enough outside of the park to get away fro the gaper dad?

obviously you were intimidating the little kid(which is never cool) based upon his comment, but i guess thats not regrettable to you?
Feb 12 2012 10:29PM
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Tree60
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holy shit... that was ridiculous. "you guys are such tools!" *telemarks away, with sunglasses and goggles, trying to fight kids half his age...
Feb 12 2012 10:31PM
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