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Let's play: Drunk or Kid.

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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
The concept is simple. You tell a story about something you have done and we guess if you were drunk, or just a kid. I'll start. (yes this is from reddit)

One time I ran around my town with a friend and kicked over every single trash can we saw.
Feb 10 2012 11:36PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
Posts: 951 - Karma: 119
Kid, one time i stabbed my friend into(2 inches) the chest with a tent pole.
Feb 10 2012 11:40PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
Kid...drunks don't commit to that much all in on time
Feb 10 2012 11:40PM
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 70
this sounds fun. ima guess drunk.

i once ripped every page out of a book and burned them individually.
Feb 10 2012 11:41PM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70
broke my tailbone sled riding
Feb 10 2012 11:41PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
false, we were very very drunk.

you=drunk
Feb 10 2012 11:41PM
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TheKingFUPA
Posts: 6 - Karma: 11
Took nine boys into the Penn State locker room and "tickled their thighs"

Feb 10 2012 11:43PM
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status_whitegirl
Posts: 480 - Karma: 12
far to soon man

woke up butt naked in my basement hallway
Feb 10 2012 11:46PM
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dmc12380
Posts: 3545 - Karma: 792
fucked at fat chick, then again in the morning
Feb 10 2012 11:46PM
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sniche
Posts: 493 - Karma: 37
One time me and my friend yelled at scary black guy on the street, pissed him off, got chased, but we were in a car so we played the, let him catch up, we speed up game until he gave up....
Feb 10 2012 11:46PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
Impressive drunken focus
Feb 10 2012 11:47PM
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armadaski44
Posts: 481 - Karma: 15
hammered. cant think of a story cuz im drunk
Feb 10 2012 11:48PM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
setting off smoke bombs in the basement with model rocket fuses
Feb 10 2012 11:48PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11988 - Karma: 12,261
I ate a blues clues cake while playing video games
Feb 10 2012 11:49PM
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 70
well if you were in a car.....
Feb 10 2012 11:49PM
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max...
Posts: 1379 - Karma: 802
for your own sake i hope you were drunk. little kids don't just pass out naked unless they were drugged...

invented a trick with my penis i dubbed the "cannonball"
Feb 10 2012 11:49PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
my friend threw a tennis racket at my head and it sliced it open.
Feb 10 2012 11:49PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
Went on Reddit.
Feb 10 2012 11:56PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37350 - Karma: 119,532
.
Feb 10 2012 11:57PM
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
drunk lol

dropped a alcohol/milk bomb on myself.
Feb 10 2012 11:58PM
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Piste.Off
Posts: 11586 - Karma: 1,860
derp, read my original post.
Feb 10 2012 11:58PM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
I'm drunk, give me a break.
Feb 11 2012 12:01AM
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soulskier
Posts: 17806 - Karma: 3,841
drunk
Feb 11 2012 12:02AM
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Lucas
Posts: 4881 - Karma: 1,575
No
Feb 11 2012 12:04AM
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_Ryan_
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 3,192
me and my buddy went out at 11:30 at night , down the road some construction workers were doing shit. one of them was in a truck, the window was open. I took a can of silly string and jut covered him and the cabin of his truck in it. did that 3 times on different trucks before getting caught and running away into a feild.
Feb 11 2012 12:06AM
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TheClap.
Posts: 21661 - Karma: 4,111
lost it
Feb 11 2012 12:31AM
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PlaygroundRapist
Posts: 1307 - Karma: 26
cocaine.
Feb 11 2012 5:33AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
Fell asleep under a bed and caused a people to look all over the area for me.
Feb 11 2012 5:46AM
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razors-chaz
Posts: 2255 - Karma: 1,250
Kid.
Feb 11 2012 6:07AM
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84891jnf92048
Posts: 11552 - Karma: 2,550
drunk. hurt my hand fixing a stationary fitness bike, and punched a hole in my basement aall.
Feb 11 2012 6:33AM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
went fishing in a stream with our bare hands and threw fish (carp) at each other
Feb 11 2012 7:33AM
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maximiliaan
Posts: 7711 - Karma: 2,857
kid! i broke my leg only by walking
Feb 11 2012 7:52AM
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ChocolateMilk.
Posts: 1129 - Karma: 220
Kid? Threw up on my dads shoes.
Feb 11 2012 8:21AM
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E.C.
Posts: 3211 - Karma: 319
false we were drunk

and kid
Feb 11 2012 8:25AM
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Eleidecker
Posts: 245 - Karma: 119
Sprained my ankle building a puzzle
Feb 11 2012 8:38AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
loling all over the place

tried playing lawn darts by throwing fence posts straight into the air on a gold course.
Feb 11 2012 8:45AM
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Eleidecker
Posts: 245 - Karma: 119
drunk
Feb 11 2012 8:47AM
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ChocolateMilk.
Posts: 1129 - Karma: 220
Yup.

Kid.
Feb 11 2012 9:07AM
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pat_in_the_hat
Posts: 3019 - Karma: 2,695
One time I ordered a triple whiskey vodka. Chugged it and decided to decided to black out and hit on every girl I saw
Feb 11 2012 9:11AM
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Big.L
Posts: 703 - Karma: 15
Fourth of July roman candle fights
Feb 11 2012 9:22AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
this is from how i met your mother right?

got in sleeping bags and started wrestling resulting in people smashing their heads off the walls
Feb 11 2012 9:37AM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Uhhhhhh... kid!
Feb 11 2012 9:44AM
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Ye_ol_wild_Koala
Posts: 270 - Karma: 121
guys a bigger noob than me. yessssssss
Feb 11 2012 10:00AM
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Charlie_Kelly
Posts: 11954 - Karma: 12,297
Threw water balloons 3 seperate times at a group of girls until their college boyfriends chased us through the woods.
Feb 11 2012 10:12AM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
Both?
Feb 11 2012 10:19AM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
well all the cool kids dp cocaine. so kidz
Feb 11 2012 10:44AM
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steep
Posts: 6063 - Karma: 298
Ran down a super busy road with a massive jug of water, shirtless, and and with no pants.
Feb 11 2012 10:53AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
tell me you were a child....
Feb 11 2012 11:42AM
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_Ryan_
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 3,192
Nope, just a stupid kid! i thinhk yours is kid
Feb 11 2012 11:43AM
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_Ryan_
Posts: 1538 - Karma: 3,192
Nope, just a stupid kid! i thinhk yours is kid
Feb 11 2012 11:43AM
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JWoods
Posts: 2369 - Karma: 2,635
I thought this was hilarious, but obviously sober and a man.
Feb 11 2012 11:49AM
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