Mary Jane, the Goddess of Green, forged a glass bong using a spec of sand from every beach in the world, this bong was the one bong to rule them all, no one man could wield it for its powers were too great, she sent the lowly Tom Wallnutz to take the bong and hide it far from the grasp of the of great Henrick. Though Tom Wallnutz could not resist the one bong's great power and hid with the one bong feeding off its energy. Henrik looked high and low (mostly high) in search for the one bong but could not find it until one day when Tom Wallnutz emerged from his hiding place and challenged Henrik to a smoke off; Henrik agreed to the battle and so it began.
The first day was longest hits, though Henrik was well versed in the art of smoking ganja, but the bong's mystical powers had transcended to Tom; Henrik was no match for him. He out drew Henrik on joints, then on pipes and as well as on bongs, holding hits in for hours. Henrik was worried, for he knew if he could not defeat Tom Wallnutz, he would rule the world with his Steezey Landings.
The second day was largest hits, Henrik piled it on higher and higher knowing that he could only hit so much. Tom filled a covered swimming pool full of the sweet sticky-icky and sealed himself in for two weeks, he did not emerge until there was nothing but a thin layer of ashing lining the bottom of the pool. Henrik had been defeated again.
On the third day (two weeks later), Henrik approached Tom with a final test, to smoke one gram of marijuana from a volcano. He told him if he could do this that he would be the greatest smoker of all time. With Tom's ego inflated, he accepted and acquired a Volcano Vaporizer, took a hit and blew it out, nothing special. Tom's smile faded though, when the Henrik started to laugh. Henrik had not meant a Vaporizer, he had meant an actual volcano, to which he promptly led Tom. He handed Tom a small baggy containing one gram of Granddaddy Purp and kicked him into the volcano.
Henrik retrieved the one bong and took one hit, then tossed it in after Tom. The volcano erupted in a great display of destruction and world was now safe.. The evil Tom had been vanquished and there was now balance in the world.
One 100ft. statue was erected in Henriks honor. Although Henrik supposedly died in his home of old age, no one had ever seen the body of Henrik. Some say he still roams the night in search of the one bong, for he knew it could never truly be destroyed.
One 100ft. statue was erected in Henriks honor. Although Henrik supposedly died in his home of old age, no one had ever seen the body of Henrik. Some say he still roams the night in search of the one bong, for he knew it could never truly be destroyed.
