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Hipster Jokes Thread

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I'll start:

How did the Hipster remodel his basement?

He hired someone you've probably never heard of to work in the underground.

Post em, have lulz, ????, profit
Feb 9 2012 10:40AM
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Mike-O
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Threads like these are too mainstream.
Feb 9 2012 10:42AM
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Bateman
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i made this thread before it was cool.
Feb 9 2012 10:44AM
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Why do hipsters only swim in tributaries?

They're not mainstream
Feb 9 2012 10:45AM
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razors-chaz
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why did the hipster burn their tongue?


becuase they tried to drink their fair trade, organic, green tea before it was cool
Feb 9 2012 11:01AM
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feihlination
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i got a really good joke that you guys prolly have never heard of
Feb 9 2012 11:04AM
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Jane6
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so a hipster walks into a bar and says "this place sucks, its only full of hipsters".
Feb 9 2012 11:57AM
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MFM
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ugh i had like the fifth view, too many views now this thread is lame.
Feb 9 2012 12:03PM
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Drail
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have you heard the latest hipster joke?







YOU HAVEN'T?
Feb 9 2012 12:07PM
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Spinoza
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I have a good one, but you guys won't get it
Feb 9 2012 12:11PM
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theGreat_Guin
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kick a hipster down the stairs. look who's tumbling now.
Feb 9 2012 12:13PM
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Clark_Griswold
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hahhahahahahhaha
Feb 9 2012 3:49PM
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wreck.yoself
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If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, will a hipster will buy the soundtrack?
Feb 9 2012 3:55PM
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TheTristanator
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BUMP?
Apr 20 2012 1:18AM
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EricaMN.
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not bad
Apr 20 2012 1:20AM
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rareison
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I would say this really good joke I know, but none of you have probably heard it
Apr 20 2012 1:25AM
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bayarea8
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I was hungry before it was a game



Apr 20 2012 1:28AM
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rareison
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a hipster would be tumbling before you kicked him down the stairs
Apr 20 2012 1:37AM
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captainslack
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Apr 20 2012 11:06AM
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jibmeisterflex
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Inb4 this thread becomes mainstream
Apr 20 2012 11:13AM
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Willard
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Gonna grab a seat right&#*!&&&$((@&! here
Apr 20 2012 11:13AM
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Lansfield
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Damn all my hipster jokes have already been said. I liked skallex before he was mainstream /clammy
Apr 20 2012 12:17PM
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Jane6
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May 26 2012 7:43AM
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NinetyFour
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I lol'ed.
May 26 2012 10:02AM
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Lucas
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Oh lawd
May 26 2012 11:41AM
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