"So, you're telling me that we have a script, locations set, storyboards drawn, pre-production in process... but we don't have Jason Bourne or Greengrass in the project any more?"
-Umm, yes, Sir, sorry, Sir!
"Looks like we have to pull the plug then..."
-Sir! Please wait, Sir! We could just... bring in some other actor and director and continue with the project!
"You mean someone else to play Bourne?"
-No, Sir! We could... we could write in a character in place of Bourne... who is
another agent just like Bourne with all his training and cloudy past jibamajab!
"...so it would be a Bourne movie..?"
-YES SIR!
"...based on a Bourne novel..."
-YES SIR!
"...but is not a part of the
Bourne canon..."
-NO SIR!
"...and is actually about some completely random assassin..."
-YES SIR!
"...who will add no new value to the Bourne storyline?"
-YES SIR!
"Then why on Earth would we even greenlight it at this point?!"
-We'll call it.... The Bourne
Legacy.
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Looks OK though.