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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
So i broke up with my gf like 3 weeks ago and about two weeks ago she got a new bf. This past friday i got really really drunk and aparently had sex with my ex. I wouldnt care but she told him and now he wants to fight me. I had sex with one of his gf's in the past which caused their breakup so he hates me. I honestly could care less because he is a tool but i wanna hear what you guys think i should do. Im on my phone so i cant show a pic of him but it is needed for this thread so i will give a police style mental sketch: about 5'5" lots of acne, long blonde skater hair. Only wears monster clothing, white skinny jeans, osiris shoes, rides a spray painted shitty bmx bike.
Feb 8 2012 11:25PM
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sweatshirt
Posts: 1357 - Karma: 483
not sure if serious
Feb 8 2012 11:26PM
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array.
Posts: 2439 - Karma: 202
so your like 17?
Feb 8 2012 11:27PM
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Saac
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pics are a necessity hahahah. tell the kid she wasnt good and he can keep her. unless you do have feelings for her.
Feb 8 2012 11:27PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
thanks for the input
Feb 8 2012 11:27PM
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TheStamos
Posts: 9311 - Karma: 910
Kinda confused.... Jerry Springer?   fight him...
Feb 8 2012 11:27PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
I dont see what the problem is here, youre obviously full of win.
Feb 8 2012 11:28PM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
ahhh shit 5'5? fuck it your screwed...
Feb 8 2012 11:28PM
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ski_ENDUB
Posts: 2535 - Karma: 86
and you're scared of fighting him? here's what you do, sucker punch him and tape him to a chair and then bang his gf/your ex while he watches, that should resolve and past present or future problems. seriously though, the guy wears white skinny jeans, what are you afraid of
Feb 8 2012 11:29PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
He sounds like a bitch, punch him in the face and maybe his zits will pop and the pain will be unbeaaaaaaaaarable and you'll win by default? or he could be a badass and drop you.
Feb 8 2012 11:30PM
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californiagrown
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uhhh correct me if im wrong, but his girlfriends cheated on him right? you never cheated on him? why is he mad at you? you didnt enter into an agreement with him that you couldnt fuck anyone else. those girls did.

apologize and move on. ask him why he wants to fight you not his GF? does he not understand that it takes two people to fuck?
Feb 8 2012 11:30PM
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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
maybe ishould get with his sister
Feb 8 2012 11:31PM
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1337
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pics of said sister
Feb 8 2012 11:32PM
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blackmamba.
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5'5'', wears skinny jeans and wants to fight you? bro, my sister could take this cat out. be the bigger man and decline his delusional request. if he calls you a pussy or whatever 14 year olds say these days. be like you are what you eat and promptly knock his ass out (but let him swing first aka self-defense).
Feb 8 2012 11:33PM
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goonsquad08
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this is critical.

as well of pics of the dude, he sounds like a complete tool

Feb 8 2012 11:37PM
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rareison
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Uh oh, gotta keep an eye out for those 5'5 greasy stoner hipster poor kids.
Feb 8 2012 11:40PM
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CassiusClay
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You come across as a dick and the other preteen comes across as a tool. Honestly, if I were him I'd try to kick your ass. Be ready for anything.
Feb 8 2012 11:42PM
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El.Guapo
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Feb 8 2012 11:43PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Is this guy that is now dating your ex, the guy your (then) girlfriend went to a movie with and you decided to stay home and make a thread about it?


Feb 8 2012 11:45PM
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penguiin
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oh hell ya man! this is a golden opportunity
Feb 8 2012 11:45PM
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OssargYormada
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you know what will get him real good?
Feb 8 2012 11:47PM
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El.Guapo
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no she ended up not going so we went to a movie a couple days later
Feb 8 2012 11:47PM
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OssargYormada
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bang his mom
Feb 8 2012 11:47PM
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Park_Ranger
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i would.
Feb 8 2012 11:47PM
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El.Guapo
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im not going to pee in his butt
Feb 8 2012 11:48PM
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mr.houston
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go for it.



inb4 2nd page
Feb 8 2012 11:49PM
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POW-WOW
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When he is right there, just yell "I wanna jerk you off!" If you are creepy and persistent enough, he will go away. +K to the first person to tell me what this is from.
Feb 8 2012 11:50PM
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mathmansam
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Cassius Clay wouldn't try to kick your ass, he for sure would.
Feb 8 2012 11:50PM
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El.Guapo
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theres a party friday. so i will get with his sister to assert my dominance as the alpha msle so he will leave me alone. sound good?
Feb 8 2012 11:51PM
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Moosen
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BANG HIS SISTER!!!! OR MOM!
Feb 8 2012 11:53PM
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WestWoods
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Sounds like you guys have had problems for awhile, nothings worse then drama. Just fight. win or lose with guys after you fight the beef should be squashed haha Good luck!
Feb 8 2012 11:54PM
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marsh.
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go for the sister.
Feb 8 2012 11:54PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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You can tell this girl can handle a dick properly. I'd let her touch my penis, unless she is under 18 in that case I wouldn't let her touch my penis. I'd say "no, that's illegal."
Feb 8 2012 11:55PM
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rareison
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Damn go for the sister
Feb 8 2012 11:56PM
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El.Guapo
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sig'd haha
Feb 8 2012 11:58PM
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blackmamba.
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judging by the eyebrows on this girl, she's trouble. proceed with extreme caution.
Feb 8 2012 11:59PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
positives of sister:

pros: penis gets happy.

cons: acquire mortal enemy for life, potentially start blood feud between families culminating in a mass suicide.



I'd do it.
Feb 9 2012 12:00AM
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penguiin
Posts: 1444 - Karma: 561
this man knows what he is talking about
Feb 9 2012 12:02AM
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Alex.W
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Sister+Mom+Ex Foursome.


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Feb 9 2012 12:03AM
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las.
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derp
Feb 9 2012 12:06AM
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bdarb207
Posts: 3057 - Karma: 438
you fucked a chick. How is it your problem if his girlfriend is a hoodrat. haha do work man
Feb 9 2012 12:17AM
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Aidan-G
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So you fucked the girl who broke up with you for not going to the movies with her?
Feb 9 2012 12:18AM
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@skiinmitch
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pics of said ex.
Feb 9 2012 12:19AM
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DurrrLapz
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Id say ur livin the life right there
Feb 9 2012 12:19AM
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Skiing.Nz
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Blue Mountain State haha love that show.

And I will tell you the best fighting technique,

Step One: Get on your running shoes

Step Two: Kick him in the balls

Step Three: Run

Three easy steps to a flawless victory!
Feb 9 2012 12:21AM
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LivinOuttaBounZ
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Rape him.
Feb 9 2012 12:24AM
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EricaMN.
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this could be good.
Feb 9 2012 12:24AM
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DurrrLapz
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Holy shit this is the best tv show ever
Feb 9 2012 12:25AM
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sweatshirt
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asking for advice on the internet.. lawl
Feb 9 2012 12:26AM
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I.B
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Just gonna take a seat.
Feb 9 2012 12:28AM
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