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The opposite of sluts on facebook...

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daskis
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Are people who post statuses like this:
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So annoying.
And then he continues on to say that sex before marriage being wrong is NOT his opinion, it is fact, and blah blah blah. Shut up. I don't post statuses about how much I love sex, so how about you don't post statuses about how wrong you think sex is. And almost every day, he posts a status about how bad everything is in this world and how the Church is the only right thing in this world.
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Troy.
Posts: 5070 - Karma: 12,550
He accidentally that entire thing.
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
What?
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k-rob
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he sounds like a dumbass, yes. so uh, don't be friends with him? or do what i do and just keep everyone's statuses from showing up on your news feed so you don't have to read their stupid opinions.
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Aidan-G
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The whole thing
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Ronald_Ray.Gun
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just delete him?
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.AR6rider.
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I know a guy like this. He's studying theology and wants to become a priest or something. Every single fucking Facebook post he makes is about Jesus and god, and how the world is full of sinners and he's trying to help and blah blah fucking blah. I'd unfriend him, but I see him fairly regularly since he went to high school with most of my friends, so that would be awkward...but holy shit his posts are annoying.
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daskis
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Hahah I know I can delete him, but I just thought his statuses were pretty ridiculous and this popped up on my newsfeed so I thought I'd share... jeez guys!
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Jib-Ninja
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Too smart didnt understand LULZ
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.AR6rider.
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Daniel H
This chapel is in my house and on days off I get to spend time with God in this place at its most radiant state. How blessed am I?
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His most recent post.
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GayWolf420
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He's really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.
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e_strapp
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my theology professor last semester (college required course blah blah blah).. anyways, he is about mid to late 50's and i noticed a ring on his finger on the first day. tried to find the type of ring he was wearing on the internet because it was unlike any ring ive seen before and because i was curious to see if this guy was married or not since all he did was talk about being a priest and how he is all religious and everything. turns out it was a motherfucking purity ring. WTF. this guy is weird and i am so glad i do not ever have him as a professor EVER again
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maynaiseman
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This kid on my friendlist....

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every single fucking status is like that
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Dunnah
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too much information?
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356

LOLOLOL hahaha can we just reflect on how that couples first kiss is not a kiss, but literally attacking eating each others' faces?
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icon1234
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Dude how are you still subscribed to him. Reading that shit makes me want to gouge my eyeballs out.
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DIX~
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daskis
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Guys I'm reposting this for emphasis... One of the funniest things I've seen:
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maynaiseman
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You don't know the half of it, it's literally every single fucking status. He used to go to my school, and i'm not sure why I'm still friends with him.
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yeahno
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Uncle.Badness
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penis
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.frenchy
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Michael Maniscalco
‎4th in XGAMES Big Air right behind my boy Charlie Dayton!
I'm beyond stoked for him right now, If only I would have landed the dub 12 I may have been able to podium. Like · · 25 minutes ago ·
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      Liam James McKinley thats so awesome man! i know youve been having some rough times but you can see the light at the end of the tunnel now! youre gonna make it through this man! we all believe in you and were sooo proud!
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      Michael Maniscalco Thanks, LJ!
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LittleFoot
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sounds like a shitty soap opera. OP you should stop worrying so much about other peoples lives
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yuck
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the fuck did you do?
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Heart
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i literally cringed watching that. i think abstinence is iffy enough, but not kissing until marriage? come on now
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JzD.
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Yes...no? Taco?
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snowdon
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I will never delete those people. If I did that, I'd have no one to facebook fight with.

Also, when I do get fed up with those religious nuts, I just start reading their statuses in a sarcastic voice in my head. Fixes all problems.
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GayWolf420
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You're just jelly my boy charles got 3rd in big air, hater.
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JIBpsy^^
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I am friends with this literally gay freshman on Facebook (i have no problems with gays just this fucker) and every single post is about how ragingly gay he is and he dresses in like purple tight pants and like rainbow belts and shit and has a diamond stud belly button ring. He is just so god damn self righteous about the whole thing and advertises it like its a fucking handbag or something. anywho his facebook statuses send me into a fit of murderous rage but that murderous rage is somewhat entertaining so i keep him as a friend. I am guessing this is the reason OP has this fuck as a friend.
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james6345789
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Gay pple gross me out, how can pple be gay thats just gross wrong and stupid, i dont really like gay pple
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this is him haha
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.frenchy
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yezzur, b.
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james6345789
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holy shit mega fail right here. I would take a screen shot but that's too much work
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B-runge
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ns should make a rule called "you cant post anything from your facebook"

seriously it seems like a good idea but sit back and realize no one gives a flying fuck

un friend him
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daskis
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Hahah, yes, his statuses do provide a strange kind of entertainment for me. I posted it for entertainment, not to complain... I realize I can unfriend him guys, but thanks for your advice.
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Ronald_Ray.Gun
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ya your right i thought that the OP was mad about what they were posting and not laughing at them... my brother has a friend on facebook kind of like the kid you described, he does those stupid edited pictured with song lyrics and he does model poses in them... so fucking funny
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daskis
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I'm laughing and making fun of it, not complaining, thus the video I posted.
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Amadeus.
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omfg, is that real?
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daskis
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Hahahahh yessss, funniest show ever.
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ThaLorax
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WRONG. Not enough information.
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CaptainSlow
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That's uhhhhh... Nice?
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Caspaaa
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THE WHOLE THING DAMNIT.
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shane.t
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the religous freaks fucking piss me off
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klayer_9
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OP delete your facebook.
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Uah
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more like.. fish diaries
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Flacko
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haha
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theBearJew
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only watched cause you reposted it. that was not a kiss, it was two suction cups battling for primal suction.
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Spinoza
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Not a problem of you just unsubscribe.
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CRiP
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PM me
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ffunkydank
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ahaha that guy seems like a dipshit
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*Bird
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Mr.Sloth
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Oh this thread...
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