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Riding through the park

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status_whitegirl
Posts: 480 - Karma: 12
I honestly don't think I've ever been so agitated in my entire career of freestyle skiing.  Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for learning how to ski, but please don't learn how to ski in my stomping ground, the TERRAIN PARK!  I fucking love sending it off the jumps that lead up to rails (I dont hit rails because I dont want to ruin my ski's, just picked up the ON3P Jeronimo's).  Now every time im air born, some little gaper somehow gets in my way and I wreck! Absolute yardsale almost everytime I hit one of these rail jumps, I'm fed up with it.  Sorry I know this sounds like a rant, but im trying to spread my message to all the beginner skier's on this site because I know the vast majority of this sites members fucking suck at skiing, no offense.


Feb 7 2012 9:55PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
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You didn't tell me you were a lifeguard!
Feb 9 2012 11:27AM
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cheener12
Posts: 2881 - Karma: 5,884
His name is Aspen wealth......
Feb 9 2012 9:59PM
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manutdsaol
Posts: 906 - Karma: 56
I knew I had you at 10/10 for a reason
Feb 9 2012 9:59PM
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Lolocaust.
Posts: 1716 - Karma: 512
Straight up, shut the fuck up. In a previous thread you bitched about how your new house in Breck or Key was too small and shit. "I dont hit rails because I dont want to ruin my ski's" Niqqa are you fucking stupid? Why dont you quit being a bitch and look around before you hit something.

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Feb 10 2012 2:08AM
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That_One_Dude
Posts: 1050 - Karma: 760
Holy fuck this
Feb 10 2012 2:27AM
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r1z1a
Posts: 26 - Karma: 14
OP i suggest if u really wanna troll, ride up to the lip of every jump and smash them up first thing in the morning... but be careful there will be an angry mob of people chasing you throughout the mountain (use the single lift line to increase distance or somebody gona get hurt real bad..and im sure you know who that somebody is)
Feb 10 2012 6:57AM
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Hughes
Posts: 1023 - Karma: 940
'My entire career of freestyle skiing'
'I don't hit rails because i don't want to ruin my skis'

Leave. Now.

Feb 10 2012 7:28AM
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Dr.Gnar
Posts: 896 - Karma: 197
Those "jumps" are for rails, get the fuck outta my way you fucking gaper.
Feb 10 2012 8:04AM
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r1z1a
Posts: 26 - Karma: 14
dont tell him that, let him try that way there will less problems for others in the future
Feb 10 2012 8:27AM
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skiRay
Posts: 7558 - Karma: 926
right. if you don't hit the rails then get off, it applies to everyone
Feb 10 2012 3:36PM
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paprikapringles
Posts: 106 - Karma: 44
hahaha, definatly the solution to the problem!
Feb 10 2012 4:16PM
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parkski08
Posts: 96 - Karma: 6
I love how he says he hits the side jumps not actual jumps not rails but the side jumps fail...
Feb 10 2012 4:20PM
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status_whitegirl
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Feb 10 2012 4:32PM
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midwestpowhunter
Posts: 2198 - Karma: 189

OHHHHH i see you are that gaper that gets a pair of skis from the interwebz for xmas and now thinks hes a park rider. i bet you are also the same guy that gets pissed when someone rides over your skis in the lift line. Expecting to keep your skis perfect is like trying to take a shit and then being pissed that you have to wipe. if you arent wrecking skis every couple years you arent cut out for the park son. they are just skis. regardless of how well you treat them their value will be negligably different next year bc that value will be less than half of what ur parents paid for em for xmas. oh and basing legitimacy on skis.....hahahahahha i know guys that ride clapped out 7 year old rossi scratches that throw down. nice skis mean you have money or that someone you know does. in no way is it an idicator of your level of skill or legitimacy as a park rider. If so im goin out and buying a new pair erry year cuz then ill be so ill in the park!

Feb 10 2012 5:00PM
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Dr.Gnar
Posts: 896 - Karma: 197
You just let mr. Gaper Troll run all over you.
Feb 10 2012 5:26PM
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saskskierftw
Posts: 898 - Karma: 62
This. But I lost it at "an absolute yardsale when I crash" lulz, that's a good one.
Feb 10 2012 11:06PM
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ZGR
Posts: 187 - Karma: 26
This is true.
Feb 10 2012 11:32PM
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ZGR
Posts: 187 - Karma: 26
Fo tha treeeeeees
Feb 10 2012 11:33PM
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Backyard.Skier
Posts: 5397 - Karma: 1,497
LOL
Feb 10 2012 11:46PM
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Yorio
Posts: 127 - Karma: 39
even tho this is an obvious troll i still loled
Feb 11 2012 11:52AM
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bermbuster49
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spideys 4 lyfe
Feb 11 2012 12:03PM
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VD.
Posts: 4054 - Karma: 4,565
what a lad
Feb 11 2012 1:09PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,748
troll.

Or OP is a huge gaper. Yeaahhh......just hardcore park skiing sending it huuuuge off of massive rail booters...pretty X-Treme OP. Damn gapers gettin' in the way of my gapin'.
Feb 11 2012 1:13PM
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VD.
Posts: 4054 - Karma: 4,565
I just would have lied and said yeh ...  that kid probably went back to middle school the next day and told all his friends that there's this guy at his local hill that does front 720s out ... lol
Feb 11 2012 1:14PM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,748
hahahaha.....no, kids say shit like that because they're shook money and they don't want to be teased. Unless of course you're talking about a non-park ski.
Feb 11 2012 1:15PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,720
most pussy thing ever said
Feb 11 2012 1:16PM
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
yes hentai
Feb 11 2012 1:18PM
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ZGR
Posts: 187 - Karma: 26
Ha the fuck?
Feb 11 2012 8:15PM
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Dlud
Posts: 938 - Karma: 544
win
Feb 11 2012 9:58PM
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meowmo
Posts: 319 - Karma: -102
i would just like to say that having a tea party under a jump is extremely dangerous and i've never seen anyone do that
Feb 11 2012 10:27PM
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