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Riding through the park

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status_whitegirl
Posts: 480 - Karma: 12
I honestly don't think I've ever been so agitated in my entire career of freestyle skiing.  Now don't get me wrong, I'm all for learning how to ski, but please don't learn how to ski in my stomping ground, the TERRAIN PARK!  I fucking love sending it off the jumps that lead up to rails (I dont hit rails because I dont want to ruin my ski's, just picked up the ON3P Jeronimo's).  Now every time im air born, some little gaper somehow gets in my way and I wreck! Absolute yardsale almost everytime I hit one of these rail jumps, I'm fed up with it.  Sorry I know this sounds like a rant, but im trying to spread my message to all the beginner skier's on this site because I know the vast majority of this sites members fucking suck at skiing, no offense.


Feb 7 2012 9:55PM
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hippi3773
Posts: 363 - Karma: 274
i know exactly how you feel. I'm an advanced skier outside the park but new too the park and i went to do a 3 without knowing some gapers were having a damn tea party underneath the jump. i almost hit one of them in the face with my skis
Feb 7 2012 10:00PM
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Cab3
Posts: 767 - Karma: 50
This right here should be an indicator that you should have never made this thread.
Feb 7 2012 10:03PM
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status_whitegirl
Posts: 480 - Karma: 12
Damn dude that is scary, I'd never even consider spinning off one of those jumps unless there was madddd powder
Feb 7 2012 10:04PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
OP your troll attempts are horrible.
Feb 7 2012 10:08PM
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hippi3773
Posts: 363 - Karma: 274
oh well this jump like went up 10 ft and sent you higher in the air than farther and they were standing right before the landing
Feb 7 2012 10:08PM
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snowfinder
Posts: 2873 - Karma: 34,165
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Feb 7 2012 10:09PM
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dprice21
Posts: 295 - Karma: 23
super obvious troll is super obvious
Feb 7 2012 10:09PM
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Armada333
Posts: 175 - Karma: 57
sounds like a gaper to me loll no offense
Feb 7 2012 10:09PM
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Armada333
Posts: 175 - Karma: 57
ya okay i can feel the sarcasme now :P
Feb 7 2012 10:11PM
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ChocolateMilk.
Posts: 1129 - Karma: 220
Forsearous?
Feb 7 2012 10:12PM
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bardissono
Posts: 443 - Karma: 213
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Feb 7 2012 10:16PM
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Tyler-49
Posts: 183 - Karma: -1
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Feb 7 2012 10:34PM
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rareison
Posts: 10263 - Karma: 219
shitty troll is shitty
Feb 7 2012 10:45PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
i know how you feel man. last year i 540'd a jump in killington and landed on an asian woman who assumed the landing would be a safe place to stand and take in the sights.
Feb 7 2012 10:48PM
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Parks.
Posts: 5612 - Karma: 1,093
Obvious troll is obvious
Feb 7 2012 10:50PM
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Mister.F
Posts: 1206 - Karma: 169
hahaha i hope youre serious
Feb 7 2012 10:51PM
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ForeverYung
Posts: 8385 - Karma: 2,060
You my friend, are the gaper.
Feb 7 2012 10:54PM
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rubasu
Posts: 185 - Karma: 121
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Feb 7 2012 11:00PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
tonight i di a front 2 out and a kid asked me if that was a 720 or something. never been so proud of myself.
Feb 7 2012 11:07PM
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Blindsurfer
Posts: 2252 - Karma: 2,791
either youre a gaper or the stupidest troll on this site
Feb 7 2012 11:14PM
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Montana_Hoodrat
Posts: 1953 - Karma: 1,481
some people genuinely don't ride rails because of that
Feb 7 2012 11:19PM
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DaveOx
Posts: 303 - Karma: -11
I hate when people don't use the terrain park the way it was intended to be used.... so i can go through the terrain park using the features the way they also weren't intended to be used. LULZ
Feb 7 2012 11:20PM
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Gods_Father
Posts: 1466 - Karma: -284
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Feb 7 2012 11:33PM
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TheGnarwhal
Posts: 871 - Karma: 49
Have you tried peeing in their butts?
Feb 8 2012 10:45AM
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hey-dude-its-me
Posts: 4238 - Karma: 412
ppl who suck this bad at trolling should get permanently banned
Feb 8 2012 10:51AM
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lorax
Posts: 1296 - Karma: 83
Pass that shit.
Feb 8 2012 11:00AM
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Milksteak
Posts: 9948 - Karma: 833
LOLOL
Feb 8 2012 3:55PM
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SpliffyJ
Posts: 778 - Karma: 565
Dont get mad at gapers when you are one.
Feb 8 2012 4:00PM
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status_whitegirl
Posts: 480 - Karma: 12
in what way am I a gaper? Pretty sure the fact the I ride Jeronimo's clarify's my legitimacy
Feb 8 2012 4:07PM
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broto
Posts: 9039 - Karma: 25,662
obvious troll, idiots
Feb 8 2012 4:10PM
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Steezy_P
Posts: 3069 - Karma: 2,350
Weren't you the kid claiming about your multimillion dollar cabin in Aspen that you hated?
Feb 8 2012 4:25PM
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Cahal
Posts: 945 - Karma: 594
can you hit rails...
Feb 8 2012 4:26PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
he has a point.
i said the other day:    if you go through the whole park and dont hit one feature you should get your pass clipped.            
 of course there can be exceptions like filming or sudden injury,  but i dont a reason against this
Feb 8 2012 4:28PM
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rudedog41
Posts: 605 - Karma: 135
good skis =/= good skiier
Feb 8 2012 4:31PM
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DUKES
Posts: 5150 - Karma: 691
bullshit. yeah i myself do not like so called gapers sitting in the landings waiting for their little kids to go off the sides of jumps but still its a ski resort. resort. resort. resort.
Feb 8 2012 5:09PM
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_Mac_n_Steez_
Posts: 259 - Karma: -6
i lost it
Feb 8 2012 5:16PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
if going into the park is only causing problems,   then why do they need to go there?
dont try to tell me they gain some ski experience from the park even if they dont hit the features,  theres nothing they get there that they cannot get somewhere else in the resort.
and if they just want to watch,  then cruise the side or find a place to see where youre not interfering with the people using the park for its purpose.
Feb 8 2012 5:20PM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,222
I hate people who claim to love park but "Don't hit rails coz my skis are new" Buying new skis isn't meant to STOP you from skiing.
Feb 8 2012 8:30PM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5900 - Karma: 3,635
this is your like tenth troll thread dude, cool it
Feb 8 2012 9:21PM
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Flacko
Posts: 1495 - Karma: 788
your legitimacy of being a gaper, only a gaper would base someones skill level on what they own
Feb 8 2012 9:34PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
relevant story:

So this dude, im gonna say 40 years old, has no idea how to stop or do anything but go strait down a hill, He goes fast as hell down about half way down the park, then he fails to dodge a rail, goes off the kicker gets about 20 feet of air, and lands strait on his back. We go to see if hes alright, and all he can say is "DID YOU VIDEOTAPE THAT?", gets up and skis off
Feb 8 2012 9:46PM
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nine50seven
Posts: 576 - Karma: 686
just bc u hav nice skis does not mean ur good i hav got many comments on how i hav nice stuff and i suck
Feb 8 2012 10:11PM
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steezology101
Posts: 200 - Karma: 12
Lost so hard. but still, obvious troll is obvious.
Feb 8 2012 10:24PM
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Johnson00
Posts: 202 - Karma: 172
this
Feb 8 2012 10:42PM
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smeeze
Posts: 879 - Karma: 126
Troll attempt is futile
Feb 8 2012 10:44PM
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Master_Debater
Posts: 1211 - Karma: 225
This kid i know has Volkl chopsticks, Marker Dukes, And Full tilt booter, and he still sucks dick at skiing, therefore your argument is invalid.
Feb 9 2012 10:48AM
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GavinW
Posts: 574 - Karma: 89
I know how you feel man. The other day at my moutains park, some guy conviniently comes through the park with his little kid who barely knows how to ski and literally stops on the lip of the jump trying to get his kid to ski faster. It was ridiculous. Parents should be smarter than that and not teach their kids to ski in the park i mean seriously
Feb 9 2012 10:52AM
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ndye
Posts: 3756 - Karma: 7,094
It's weird because i generally get mad at people like you. Sending it off the "jumps" that lead up to rails.
Feb 9 2012 11:08AM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
you don't tranny find? sounds like you dont have a lot of fun skiing. I do that alllll the time! its so much fun! rails are lame any ways why go slow when you can haul ass and jump a little kicker 20 ft and catch some tranny down below.

Its what I do.
Feb 9 2012 11:23AM
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