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People dont think when hitting 80 footers
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Ok so i was in dinner the other night and i just sat down with a few friends and this one kid in a dragoon zipper hoodie starts stareing at me. I didnt know him and i never saw him befor and he is giveing me this, come here so i can rape you look. He then says 'i dont get it' and i say 'what' he then ponits at my t-shirt. It was my new 'im a skier' shirt and then trying to be witty says, 'i get it, its so blatnley ovious'. He then says he hates line, becuse they dont make a good all mt ski. I let that slide be beucse i didnt know him and didnt want to make him unconfotable. I leanred he skis on old old 1080s and dont do rail because he dosent want the edges to get dull. He starts talking about how he got a concusion when he was getting he PSI level 1 shit. He siad it was after he took the shit and he was in the park, and he tryed to hit an 80 foot jump. At first i thought he was exageration intill i asked where he was. He said MT snow, and i started to laugh. He went on to say he was going off the side, becuse he saw a kid befor him do it and he thought he lined it up so he wouldnt die. Well he fell on his head, and siad it 'was like a 20 foot drop'. He was then saying on how freeskiers dont view the potrolers and insturters as cool becuse we dont think they can hit jumps.
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classic story of a douchebad. i like it. so did u kick his ass. cause i got yo back
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haha he hates line becasue they dont make good grandma skis...LMAO what a homo
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having skied mt snow a few years now, I don't know about that story, but I will say that hitting their big jump if you don't know what you're doing is a bad move.
It's really awesome they had a huge jump, because there's a bunch of kids in the area that can handle it, and shouldn't have to go out west to find a nice big jump to throw shit on.
But, if you don't feel 100% about it, it's a pretty bad call to hit it. Most people had to sit on their tails into the thing, and even then, I saw at least 3 or 4 people knuckle that jump, and it wasn't pretty.
Landing on the side makes no sense to me, because as far as I remember, the side was never groomed, and frequently was full of death cookies.
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funniest is when they go straight off the top but only go about 20 feet. and just explode on impact. thats sorta smart in a way tho, id prefer to go 20 feet and case than 79 and case or wateva.
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hahahaha, casing sucks no matter what.
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haha, if you get a kick out of watchin 'joey' eat it. come check out sundown on a friday afternoon... you cannot for the life of you talk any sense into these people, or convince them that a 55 foot table is not something you warm up on your 3rd day out for the season on rental skis. its so great.
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its not??? man ive been going at jumping all wrong, no wonder i cant even keep my skis on for 5 seconds.
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haha, i saw some kid break his face once in whistler while i was on catskinner, funny shit
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i hate people that are like that
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Where was this........I think I know that kid.....He sucks...I see a kid a t snow all the time with old blue 1080s that is a instructor...he sucks donkey balls
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i like the guys that are about 30, on rental skis, bluejeans and a baseball hat. These guys go balls to the wall..
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^ yea man, got to love old people trying to be cool. And when they wipe out they laugh becuse they are drunk as hell
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id laugh if the kid with the only 1080s was on NS and saw this id fucking laugh at him and tell him to go die.
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ya, u should prolly talk to guys who hit an 80 ft jump before even thinking about it, and if u fuk up then, at least u actually tried to do it good
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ne one who knows so little about skis and is a pussy around rails should stay away from a 40 footer, much less an 80. i'd pray he went big and landed right on his face at 79 and a half.
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^ i was doing 40's and bigger before i could do rails
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wow, that kid needs a good kick in the shines
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the guys in the jeenes also always it is a rule have dolphin jackets on.. like the 80's style ones. they remind me of nepolean
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wow andy sounds like youre meeting some uhhhh cool people
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^^ ya, i did the biggest jump at my mtn which was like 40 or 50 ft before i even attempted sliding a box
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instructors suck. they are glorified babysitters!
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instructors suck. they are glorified babysitters
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i had acouple really bad cases on 3s last yr at the hemlock comp and at the whistler spring park trying to clear that gap/hip/rail jump they had. thought i had the speed dialed for that one. guess not. for both i bounce from the knukle to flat ground that was the worse wind knoking out of me ive ever had
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the worst wind knocking incident i ever had was when i climbes out on a branch hanging out @ least 20 ft from the ground.needless to say, it broke and i took a short nap.
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^ Mine was riding elevation, reached the end of the 2 by 8, and front wheel fell off, fell foward and got the end of the board just underneath ribs. Felt like I was gonna die lol.
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yea man i can't stand kids like that. there are so many in our sport. talkers will get shot down eventually. if you aren't that great, don't deny it, that just prolongs your own progression. say you suck and that will fuel you to do better.
however don't even say you suck in bed, that's nothing to be modest about. girls will put back on theirs pants and walk out.
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i find it easier not to think to much when lining up something big, but mt. snows last two jumps arent really anything out of the ordinary
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umm did you ride there last year? The last jump wasn't 'out of the ordinary'. The 2nd last was split into a left and right side. The left side was kinda big, but not ridiculous. The right side fluctuated from like 70-100 feet throughout the season. I'd say that's a little out of the ordinary for the region.
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haha 40ft. is way out of the ordinary at our mountain.
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cork worm how the rainbow rail at snow?
you hit it?
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