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Sayings like awesome possum!

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tomahawk
Posts: 2006 - Karma: 53
lets hear them.

peace out girl scout
Feb 7 2012 12:33AM
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NickelPennyDime
Posts: 248 - Karma: 38
doesnt rhyme but "if a frog could fly it wouldnt bump its ass a hoppin"
Feb 7 2012 1:09AM
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537
I have never heard this in my whole life.
Feb 7 2012 1:11AM
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eastcoastplanker
Posts: 964 - Karma: 70
im too drunk to taste this chicken


amidoinitright?
Feb 7 2012 1:12AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
so fly like a g6
Feb 7 2012 1:12AM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Later, gator.
See ya in a while, crocodile.


Feb 7 2012 1:18AM
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Rafiki
Posts: 3858 - Karma: 2,251
correction:
see ya later masturbator!
in a while, pedophile!
Feb 7 2012 1:25AM
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Chunter
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beef wellington.
Feb 7 2012 1:29AM
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ski93
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 84
aha I used to say "awesome possum" all the time. Back in high school there was a teacher who made us mark each others essays. He told us to leave a constructive comment so that is what I usually put.
Feb 7 2012 1:31AM
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harveydowns
Posts: 260 - Karma: 31
spunk on a skunk.

fuck a duck.

omg, i just shat on a bat.

oorangutang poontang.
Feb 7 2012 7:11AM
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hoodratz47
Posts: 12020 - Karma: 9,475
i'm audi 5000

catch you later alagator

in a while crocodile



Feb 7 2012 7:13AM
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.Tom.
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 910
Awesome possum doesn't rhyme at all in an English accent :'(.
Feb 7 2012 7:23AM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
cool beans
Feb 7 2012 7:26AM
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.Tom.
Posts: 1176 - Karma: 910
Cool beans?
Feb 7 2012 7:27AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Gag me with a spoon
Feb 7 2012 8:45AM
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kevmac
Posts: 347 - Karma: 1,172

are you playing possum on me?

want me to give you a good old country ass whooping?

want me to open a 55 gallon drum of whoop ass?

stop doing the dishes and turn around

Feb 7 2012 8:48AM
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NTPJ
Posts: 173 - Karma: 8
this
Feb 7 2012 11:06AM
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ataraxia
Posts: 903 - Karma: 117
Feb 7 2012 11:10AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
It doesn't really rhyme without one either, AWE and PAH don't rhyme. To make it rhyme you'd have have an Australian accent, so it would sound like: AWE-sum PAW-sum
Feb 7 2012 11:24AM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
whats the plan, stan?

what the deal, Lucille?

finagle a bagel

Feb 7 2012 11:29AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
Are you hip potato chip? Got the hint peppermint?
Feb 7 2012 11:32AM
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thenightman
Posts: 766 - Karma: 132
toes magoats.

Feb 7 2012 11:58AM
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WakaShocka
Posts: 640 - Karma: 111
fist me
Feb 7 2012 2:02PM
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Joebin
Posts: 1664 - Karma: 867
Bees knees

Cats pajamas

All I can really think of right now...
Feb 7 2012 2:11PM
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ForrestW
Posts: 451 - Karma: 56
roger that ranger rick
Feb 7 2012 2:28PM
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Mike-O
Posts: 14593 - Karma: 1,089
More cushion for the pushin'!
Feb 7 2012 2:29PM
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Lansfield
Posts: 2708 - Karma: 321
Many lulz we'r had in this thread
Feb 7 2012 4:12PM
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stupendous-man
Posts: 8637 - Karma: 13,293
Don't be silly, wrap your willy

Don't be a fool, wrap your tool
Feb 7 2012 4:17PM
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Masta_Baka
Posts: 649 - Karma: 162
silly sally

Negative nancy

Sober sally

Dont let your meat loaf

dont sweat the petty things, dont pet the sweaty things
Feb 7 2012 4:25PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
When in doubt, shroud your spout
Don't make a mistake, cover your snake
Shelter your jerky then nab that turkey
Sock that wanger before you bang her
Cover your fiddle before you diddle her middle
Balloon your baboon before you search for poon
Feb 7 2012 4:27PM
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CheddarJack
Posts: 5203 - Karma: 7,380
Fo shizzle my nizzle
Feb 7 2012 4:27PM
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CRiP
Posts: 1323 - Karma: 482
haha me and my friends actually say that. also "im audi 5000"
Feb 7 2012 4:29PM
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2_fadez
Posts: 7780 - Karma: 4,183
DON'T BE A SUCH A NIG NOG
Feb 7 2012 4:37PM
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DADDYlongLEGS
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drunk as a skunk

Feb 7 2012 4:38PM
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Big.L
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Snug as a bug in my drug rug
Feb 7 2012 4:45PM
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iSmokeweed
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okey smokey artichokie!!
Feb 7 2012 4:47PM
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ski93
Posts: 1280 - Karma: 84
pfft it rhymes when I say it
Feb 7 2012 5:13PM
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Alexander_Keith
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Weak sauce boss

Feb 7 2012 5:20PM
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