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El.Guapo
Posts: 2139 - Karma: 3,173
I have never personally participated in these but are there any funny stories? Sorry if repost
Feb 6 2012 6:40PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
inb4 tanner halls penis
Feb 6 2012 6:41PM
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FLBP
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 310
Thought I was sending it to Molly, turns out I actually sent it to Mom.
Feb 6 2012 6:41PM
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GORILLA.
Posts: 1112 - Karma: 70
you like shemale horsedick?

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Feb 6 2012 6:44PM
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Benji.
Posts: 1146 - Karma: 88
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Feb 6 2012 6:53PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
I just had an intense mental battle over whether to open this thread. Breathed a sigh of relief when it was just text. I like where this thread is going.
Feb 6 2012 6:55PM
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Abc567def
Posts: 8756 - Karma: 801
forgot wide angle lens. Only got picture of half of my dick
Feb 6 2012 6:56PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
hahahahaha
Feb 6 2012 7:03PM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
haha this. but id rather not be a felon
Feb 6 2012 7:04PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
hahahaahahahahahhaahahahah
Feb 6 2012 7:10PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10634 - Karma: 7,490
same lol
Feb 6 2012 7:15PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
I will never participate in this. Im too afraid of a Weiner-gate situation.
Feb 6 2012 7:18PM
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armadaski44
Posts: 481 - Karma: 15
[/IMG]http://jump.izzoiz.com/2011/12/want-to-see-pro-skier-tanner-hall-naked-hes-packing-a-big-pole/
Feb 6 2012 7:22PM
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Jthoms
Posts: 201 - Karma: 13
Kid at my school made a fake facebook account pretending to be an attractive female and he convinced this freshman to send him pictures of his dick then he sent it out to as many people as possible.
pretty messed up if you ask me.

Feb 6 2012 7:23PM
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armadaski44
Posts: 481 - Karma: 15
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Feb 6 2012 7:24PM
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armadaski44
Posts: 481 - Karma: 15
embeding images is difficult while your drunk..../claim
Feb 6 2012 7:25PM
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garrettwiz
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nice try
Feb 6 2012 7:25PM
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no_steeze
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never sent a picture but i've shown it over skype plenty of times. too much can go wrong via phone or email

a friend of mine sent a picture of his dick to a random "girl" on myspace when he was in 7th grade. chances of that "girl" being a 50 year old man: 86%
Feb 6 2012 7:38PM
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gnarshrelpt
Posts: 572 - Karma: 15
a kid i went to high school with lost his phone with a bunch of dick pics on it and the person who found it sent them to his entire contact list hahaha
Feb 6 2012 7:41PM
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Jthoms
Posts: 201 - Karma: 13
similar story.
kid found a phone with some dirty pics on it(not sure if dick) and sent them to the contacts mom and dad
Feb 6 2012 7:43PM
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skithesprings
Posts: 9086 - Karma: 1,349
because you can't just screen cap during skype?

come on, I have a whole folder of titties from dumb girls in high school.
Feb 6 2012 7:44PM
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Spinoza
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Feb 6 2012 7:57PM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 237
i may or may not have sent dick picks to a girl i was dating once, but i got some very nice things as well just saying.






































disclaimer: not saying i did do this, but im not saying im not. just that i dont think i would do it in the future.
Feb 6 2012 8:02PM
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soulskier
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Feb 6 2012 8:22PM
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alexat955
Posts: 2732 - Karma: 112
anyone one here watch blue mountain state?
Feb 6 2012 8:24PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
Does anyone know if the Tanner hall ones are actually real?
Feb 6 2012 8:26PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
Posts: 11989 - Karma: 12,264
the pot leaf tattoo looked pretty real
Feb 6 2012 8:37PM
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BlackCupid
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I watched the whole show in like 6 days. Loved it.
Feb 6 2012 8:38PM
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.brian
Posts: 1710 - Karma: 233
Probably one of the funniest episodes. I immediately thought about it when I read the thread title too.
Feb 6 2012 8:42PM
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AlwaysDisagrees
Posts: 248 - Karma: 39
I hope this works. If not, http://www.spike.com/full-episodes/12xt2y/blue-mountain-state-dic-pics-season-3-ep-302


Feb 6 2012 8:46PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,446
"Nipple, Dick, Pussy, Butthole'
"wait whos butthole?"
Feb 6 2012 8:46PM
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,446
Sadly, this is a remake of my life.

Feb 6 2012 8:47PM
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Mr.DarthVader
Posts: 1322 - Karma: 556
hahaha i came in here to post that

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Feb 6 2012 9:01PM
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skitheWest.
Posts: 2304 - Karma: 1,276
hahahahahahahah
Feb 6 2012 9:03PM
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nakedfun
Posts: 291 - Karma: 1,263
This weird guy who really liked me sent me a dick pic when i was in my film class, my computer was hooked up to a projector and and i blasted up on my screen in front for around 200 students. I laughed sooo hard.
Nov 28 2012 12:02AM
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bigdaddybrie
Posts: 56 - Karma: 48
lol'd hard as hell
Nov 28 2012 12:29AM
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Round-Four
Posts: 1073 - Karma: 174
which is funny because my sister's name is molly
Nov 28 2012 12:37AM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
A guy in my school sent dick picks on a private message on facebook to a couple of girls. A girl who was obsessed with said guy, hacked his account, changed the password, and continued to set the funniest one as his profile picture.

I'm probably never going to send a picture of my genitals to any female ever over messages.
Nov 28 2012 2:01AM
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HenniferLopez
Posts: 1319 - Karma: 136
That is epic. I would have shit my pants in embarrassment thought.
Nov 28 2012 2:14AM
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Dr.Dickless
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but seriously you should post up
Nov 28 2012 2:18AM
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MANDER
Posts: 4017 - Karma: 2,038
snapchat is your friend.
Nov 28 2012 2:37AM
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PeppermillReno
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I got a good one. (Back when I was younger and did dumb shit.)

We were on our way to a Festival and my buddy decides he needs an oil change for a 2 hr car ride. So at Jiffy Lube I go take a dump while its being changed. On top of the tp holder is a Nextel Phone (the beep beep walkie talkie ones for younger kids who don't remember life 6 or 7 years ago.) I grab it and open it up and its a funny ass picture of a black guy shooting a gun.

So I took the phone since it was mad funny to show my boys in the car.

Anyways we look at his pictures and he has one of his dick.

20 minutes later the kid driving gets a call from his dad saying the police just called him and he better return the phone within an hour. So we go back to jiffy lube. And of course I am the one who has to walk over and give the guy his phone back. But before I did it I changed the background pick to the one of his dick.
Nov 28 2012 2:49AM
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Phatt
Posts: 351 - Karma: 99
1. Get iphone
2. get snapchat
3. take dick picks
4. ???
5. profit

snapchat covers most problems with sending dick pics, you can choose how long the other person can see the photo for from 1-10 seconds then its gone, not even you can see it again
Nov 28 2012 3:09AM
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KrazyistKarl
Posts: 1725 - Karma: 599
while at the bar I showed my buddy a picture(not a dick) and had to pass it passed a laddy friend, when my buddy got it he accidentally went back a few photos right to a picture of my dick, so he immediately put the phone down to the bar and slid it back to me, and it stopped right in front of her. She was pleasantly surprised and pretended to look away.
Nov 28 2012 7:38AM
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Huck_Norris
Posts: 11487 - Karma: 18,627
Wait so you guys are scared of people seeing your dick? Fuck, I used to send it knowing she'd show her friends and thus my chances of banging them after we broke up increases AT LEAST threefold.
Nov 28 2012 8:03AM
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NotGhood
Posts: 2809 - Karma: 1,255
I feel like a guys dick pic getting sent around had way less repercussions that a girls tit pic.
Nov 28 2012 8:39AM
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Cotter
Posts: 2546 - Karma: 849
I was chilling with a couple of my friends at condo in QC this summer, so were all laughing and one guy pulls out his phone and says "this girl is a huge slut and I heard if you send her dick pics she'll immediatley reply with tit pics" so my buddy gets her number and proceeds to take a pic of his cock and sends it. I guess she wasnt having the greatest of nights as when she recieved the picture she texted the first guy "What the fuck, some guy just sent me a picture of his dick and I'm tired of people thinking I'm a slut blah blah blah." So he replied "lol send pics back" she wasnt so pleased with this reply as she said "No this is exactly what I'm talking about. Nobody respects me" she starts talking about cutting herself and shit like that. So the guy who sent the picture starts regretting his decision so we continue off just talking and having a good time. About 45min later she texts the guy who sent her the picture and said "If you don't tell me who you are I'll bring this to the cops" so we start laughing at him. He's shitting himself because he thinks he will get charged for sexual harassment and possibly other charges. He texted her back apologizing and saying he wasnt himself that night and he was with friends so he wasnt thinking straight. She accepted the apology but she still she wanted his name incase it happened again so he gave her his middle name and mothers maiden name. She eventually found out that it was my friend who provided the number so its very awkward between them now. My apologies for wall if text I'm on mobile.
Nov 28 2012 9:13AM
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Dragonite.
Posts: 1657 - Karma: 431
100% this. I myself have sent one to a girl I have a thing with. I usually just send them to her via. snapchat for 10 seconds. If she wants to save it, 10 seconds is more than enough to screenshot.
Nov 28 2012 9:25AM
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CheddarJack
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Threads for when not on mobile
Nov 28 2012 9:33AM
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seward
Posts: 5233 - Karma: 2,174
exxxxactly.
Nov 28 2012 10:05AM
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