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My Dog Keeps Ring-and-Running Me.

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tBatt
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So my mom leaves for work about about an hour before I wake up. When she does, our dog walks over to my room and scratches on my door. I usually lay in bed waiting for it to stop, but it doesn't stop.

I would suspect that he wants to come into my room and sleep with me because I'm so warm and comforting. Me, being the gentleman I am, open the door and invite him into my room.

Instead of coming in, he just looks at me and runs away. The fucker is essentially ring-and-running me. Except I don't have a doorbell to ring, so he just scratches it.

What the hell do I do?

here is a picture of him in a munchkins box.
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Feb 5 2012 10:52PM
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.AR6rider.
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Leave your door open?
Feb 5 2012 10:55PM
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californiagrown
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leave your door cracked dumbass.


or drop kick him out the window. a little rat-dog like that should have never been bred.
Feb 5 2012 10:56PM
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midwestpowhunter
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Do what any respectable person does when they get ding dong ditched.. Chase that fucker w an aluminum baseball bat screaming
Feb 6 2012 10:57AM
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Blurst
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Best option for sure
Feb 6 2012 10:58AM
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Huck_Norris
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just be glad he can't flaming bag of poo you. 

But really...  Put it in the microwave and get a fucking guinea pig to replace it, they'll never notice. 

Feb 6 2012 10:59AM
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bdarb207
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first you can stop calling it a dog and go from there.
Feb 6 2012 11:03AM
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pat_in_the_hat
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Why did you let it get out of your purse?
Feb 6 2012 11:20AM
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derbski
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He probably wants you to let him out to go take a shit. I just took my morning dump, and I know that if I had to rely on anybody in this thread, myself included, to wake up and open the door so I could go shit, I would be obnoxious too.
Feb 6 2012 11:22AM
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tBatt
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I have a picture of him in a microwave somewhere actually.

Killing him isn't an option. The dog I actually liked died a few days after Christmas. This is the only one left. My mom would be pissed.
Feb 7 2012 10:43PM
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clive_bixby
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Try walking him in the morning. I walk my border collie for 20 mins and he is ready to go back to bed
Feb 7 2012 10:50PM
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northeast
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 next time he pulls this bullshit, stomp that motherfucker.
Feb 7 2012 10:52PM
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dunkaroos
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Feb 7 2012 10:55PM
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RickAstley
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Feb 7 2012 10:58PM
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Abc567def
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close the muchkins box?
Feb 7 2012 11:05PM
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Clark_Griswold
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don't know why but i lost so hard imagining OP putting that little rat dog in the microwave ahah k+ sir

Feb 7 2012 11:14PM
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SSteezle
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that's fucked up dude
Feb 7 2012 11:22PM
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[hamnuts]
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He's so cute he just wants options, leave it cracked open a bit. He's such a cutie!
Feb 7 2012 11:43PM
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Spinoza
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+1
Feb 7 2012 11:47PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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ding dong ditch?

why's the dog in a munchkin box.
Feb 7 2012 11:49PM
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Amadeus.
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You should of just "accidentally" "ate" him while he was in the munchkins box.
Feb 8 2012 12:02AM
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squibble
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that dog knows what its doing. next time throw your pillow at it, when you run out of pillows start throwing stuff
Feb 8 2012 12:10AM
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tBatt
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The problem is that I'm supposed to be sleeping. Walking him =/= sleeping.

Feb 8 2012 12:27AM
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