here are some of mine that i need to tell you guys:
If you were a single mom, would your son grow up to be justin bieber?
When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
There is no extra penny. The first phrase, which should be "put your 2 cents worth in," has someone making a comment with an arbitrary value of 2 cents while the second is an offer for one's thoughts with another arbitary value established. the two are unrelated and rarely, if ever, is any money exchanged.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
Can you cry under water?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
