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_alli_
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So tonight, I was heading out on my way to meet my bf, and I got rear-ended. The entire back end of my parent's SUV was crunched, and i might have gotten whiplash (going to the doctors tommorow). So i get home after dealing with the police and everything, and my mom offers to drive me to the theater to meet my bf. So I went to the movie, had fun, took my mind off the crash and everything. We get out of the movie and I see I have two voicemail messages. The first was from my brother telling me to call him when i wanted a ride home, then the second was from my mom. Turns out that not 6 hours after my accident, my mom got a call saying that my brother's car was TOTALED in a hit and run in the parking lot of the bar he was in at the time, thank god he wasnt in the car. So now one car is really badly damaged and cant be driven until it gets fixed, and the other is completely trashed, way beyond repair, (he's still talking to the police, waiting for him to get home) all in the space of 6 hours.


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
Sep 19 2004 2:02AM
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T.L.
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damn thats really weird


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Sep 19 2004 2:05AM
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rynmartn
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wow that really sucks. Im sorry, good luck. my prayers are to ya


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Sep 19 2004 2:18AM
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SteveXs2
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Coming back from a hockey tournament when I was kid we drove off a 40 foot, abnormally steep ditch. My friend broke the side window with his head, i got my neck all scraped up by the seatbelt and the people who fixed our vehicle took my unopened chips / snapple / candy.

Yeah. Sucks about your family's stuff, hit and runs blow.


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Sep 19 2004 2:18AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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you realize your brother was lying to your parents right? Totaled in the parkinglot of a bar. think about that one more time.


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Sep 19 2004 2:27AM
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_alli_
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^ no he wasn't, he came home with a police report.


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
Sep 19 2004 2:29AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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it must be a 500$ car to be able to get totalled in a parkinglot. For those of you who dont know what 'totalled' means. Cost of fixing > value of car.


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Sep 19 2004 2:31AM
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_alli_
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nope, its a 1998 acura integra, perfect condition, not a $500 piece of shit, and it was totaled, can't be fixed.


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
Sep 19 2004 2:34AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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so like was someone driving 80 in a parkinglot and tboned his acura? I mean I was tired the other morning someone slammed on their brakes for no reason and I rear-ended some kid at my college going like 10-15 mph and did absolutley no dmg.


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Sep 19 2004 2:36AM
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_alli_
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how the fuck would I know? the police don't even know exactly what happened, that's kind of the deal with hit and runs, not a lot of information regarding how it happened.


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
Sep 19 2004 2:39AM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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FINE! YOU WIN! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW? JESUS I WAS JUST TRYING TO HELP YOU AND YOU START PMING ME ALL THIS HATE. KEEP IT TO YOURSELF THIS IS A SKIING WEBSITE NOT ONE OF YOUR LITTLE NEO-FEMINIST WEBSITES WHERE YOU CAN HATE ON MEN


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Sep 19 2004 2:42AM
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aggro_sk8
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yeah, mainly cause guys outnumber you 20000 to 1 here, not that we dont mind the company
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Sep 19 2004 7:00AM
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Ahmets_Brother
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damn you people hate alot


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Sep 19 2004 7:43AM
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sorry




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Sep 19 2004 9:21AM
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Itsbackfliptime
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totalling a parked car would be tough to do.

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Sep 19 2004 9:25AM
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i think someone hates your family



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Sep 19 2004 9:28AM
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bitchassphatz
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seriously though, how does a car get TOTALLED in a parking lot......i mean yes hit and undrivable for some crazy reason, but totalled........what did his car look like? where did it get hit? where was he parked? were there cars around his car, if so, was his car the only one hit.....i mean fuckin explain that shit. plus who's goin like 60 mph in a parking lot.....it's making no sesne really. so fill us in on all those questions i asked.


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Sep 19 2004 9:29AM
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thats cool, happy i didnt happen to me



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Sep 19 2004 9:44AM
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Sep 19 2004 10:14AM
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_alli_
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ya, apparently a guy was doing donuts in the lot, slammed into his car, backed up, crashed into a again and drove it into the car parked beside it, then drove away. his car's been towed to some scrapyard, we're waiting to find out if it'll be a complete write-off. and sorry for being snappy, just had a pretty bad night last night.


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
Sep 19 2004 1:39PM
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your icon is the only reason youre forgiven
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I'm conservative, just so you all know.

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Sep 19 2004 1:42PM
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Bangor
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you'd be suprised at the fucking retards that drive like tools in parking lots.

it sounds like the acura is screwed. mabye not totaled, cause i can't see that happening in a parking lot, but it could be very close to it if it got a good hit from a SUV/Truck. and the truck would probably still be fine. ish.
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Sep 19 2004 1:46PM
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SchweitzerSki
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She said it was in the parking lot of a bar, so the person doing donuts was probably drunk. And wow that would suck to have 2 undriveable cars. I've never been in an accident but I fishtailed on the freeway on friday and almost hit a car. Scary scary moment


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Sep 19 2004 1:46PM
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_alli_
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ya, it sucks, we've made a few interesting calls to the insurance companys, we're renting one car today, trying to get a second one as soon as possible, the autobody shop will probably give us a courtesy car.


'hey look guys! For a dollar you can get a free condom!'
- a friend when she saw the condom dispenser in the bathroom

'We could give him milk after filling his epipen with heroin and turn him into a drug addict'
- a guy thinking of ways to get revenge on someone who is deathly allergic to milk
Sep 19 2004 1:51PM
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bummer. it was probably the mafia. i can shoot them for you.. for a price.


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Sep 19 2004 5:25PM
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yeah this weekend was a shitty weekend for my friends too, fri my friend gets his wisdom teeth out, sat my friend gets arrested 50 feet away from me driving to mcdonalds, and he gets charged with possesion, then today my friend rools down a huge fucking rock hill and falls into a river and fucks up his tailbone, nothing bad has happened to me yet but im scared
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Sep 19 2004 5:46PM
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lagwagon
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Wow, your family has two cars? I wish I had one.


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Sep 19 2004 5:47PM
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wow thats harsh



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Sep 19 2004 5:58PM
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