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Excuse for getting in trouble at school!!! help me

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defthreats
Posts: 28 - Karma: 8
oi cants

im on me last warning at school otherwise i get expelled and today i did something really fargin stupid

i was taking a piss in the toilets and me mate threw some paper towels or someshit at me over the cubicle and then i was like oi what the fuck cunts and opened the door while still holding me johnson with the other hand and still pissing and the some prefect saw me and told on me for pissing on the ground

now i have to see the head of senior school and i have been on me last strike for ages and noow im fucked



I NEED A DEECE EXCUSE


CMON KEEEENTS
Jan 31 2012 11:55PM
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rudager
Posts: 11335 - Karma: 4,624
What's the point?

After reading that, it sounds like school is a lost cause for you.
Maybe try elementary school again
Jan 31 2012 11:56PM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
This has got to be a troll. No one can be that stupid
Jan 31 2012 11:57PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Yup. Or just use the Marauders Map to sneak around school and do something awesome so dumbledore lets you off the hook cus you stopped a troll or something.
Jan 31 2012 11:58PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439

Polyjuice potion**

Jan 31 2012 11:58PM
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collinder
Posts: 738 - Karma: 34
I sense a troll in the dungeon
Jan 31 2012 11:58PM
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Amadeus.
Posts: 3050 - Karma: 382
tell them something fell on you or was accidentally tossed over and you got startled and turned around.
Feb 1 2012 12:04AM
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MicroMix
Posts: 297 - Karma: 48
Well before you start thinking of an excuse, I'd say start talking like a normal fucking person.
Feb 1 2012 12:15AM
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EricaMN.
Posts: 2704 - Karma: 347
stopped here
Feb 1 2012 12:18AM
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seti44
Posts: 52 - Karma: 32
i don't understand the dialect
Feb 1 2012 1:23AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
nobody can be this dumb
must be troll
check profile
best tricks: niggerflip
Feb 1 2012 1:26AM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,240
bloody hell mate when the fuck have you been? on holiday i 'spose!
Feb 1 2012 1:29AM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
Eat Dick you foreign, illiterate NSG troll FUCK!
Feb 1 2012 1:41AM
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squawshredder
Posts: 129 - Karma: 15
tell them an alligator crawled out of the toilet
Feb 1 2012 1:44AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
AUSTRIA?!

GDAY MATE

LETS PUT ANOTHA...... SHRIMP ON THA BARBIE
Feb 1 2012 1:45AM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
'ell you might es well zay you waz sippwinng on a cupe of teeee and ooo spilllet it allll owvwaaa the gwound!
Feb 1 2012 1:46AM
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sherwood4099
Posts: 1173 - Karma: 22
Can't supply your own excuse then you deserve to get deep sixed
Feb 1 2012 1:46AM
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derpina
Posts: 2186 - Karma: 55
10/10 for almost every comment in here. lmao I LOVE YOU NS!
Feb 1 2012 1:50AM
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Cufe.
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 262
Tell them that your dick is too big to fit in the urinal so you needed to store it in the prefects mouth
Feb 1 2012 1:55AM
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Powderhauser
Posts: 546 - Karma: 38
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Feb 1 2012 2:07AM
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iSmokeweed
Posts: 4793 - Karma: 1,370
this is like real life summer hieghts high.
Feb 1 2012 2:13AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
damn, he changed it. i assure you i didn't make up that trick
Feb 1 2012 2:17AM
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Chali2na
Posts: 219 - Karma: 11
Oi kents Got a yew bewty idea im gonna quit school and go and the doll u get like 200 bucks a week for doing shit all Eshayy adlay
Feb 1 2012 3:24AM
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AGOF
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 3,602
does anyone understand this^?
its amazing
Feb 1 2012 3:46AM
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Aidan-G
Posts: 9415 - Karma: 10,861
Chali2na. Same icon, same profile pic. His favorite trick is n***erflip
Feb 1 2012 3:51AM
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Skiing.Nz
Posts: 279 - Karma: 49
Translation for people who don't speak retarded New Zelander/ Australian

" Hey cunts

I have a great idea, I'm going to stop going to school and go on the benefit and get 200 dollars a week for doing nothing except being a lazy fuck wit."

(last bit just means nothing/ do not understand)

Hope this helps you and most normal speaking people around the world.
Feb 1 2012 4:47AM
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porcupinepower
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
Highschool is so great.
Feb 1 2012 11:16AM
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CluckaChuck
Posts: 1541 - Karma: 734
I had so much fun reading that haha
Feb 1 2012 11:18AM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
oi remembah whan oi wus in middle school
Feb 1 2012 11:32AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8591 - Karma: 8,600
Life doesn't have a remote, so stand up and change it yourself.
Feb 1 2012 11:34AM
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Hughes
Posts: 1023 - Karma: 940
......think about it......
Feb 1 2012 11:46AM
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MountainManDan
Posts: 305 - Karma: 297

I think you mean Australia...

Same shit, different letters.

Feb 1 2012 11:46AM
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comeatmebro
Posts: 10720 - Karma: 66
We got no food, no jobs... our PETS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!



lolol^ at not knowing the best movie ever created
Feb 1 2012 1:25PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
facepalm.jpg
Feb 1 2012 2:35PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
BOLLOCKS!
Feb 1 2012 2:48PM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
ElGato is defthreats' alias???!
Feb 1 2012 2:49PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 192
isnt that the trick bobby brown threw to win xgames?
Feb 1 2012 2:49PM
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EastCoast.
Posts: 1888 - Karma: 406
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Feb 1 2012 2:50PM
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loomis
Posts: 945 - Karma: 176
say you missed the toilet.
Feb 1 2012 5:06PM
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Amadeus.
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Feb 1 2012 9:40PM
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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
what the fuck.



also i am laughing my ass off after reading this thread, dont know why
Feb 1 2012 9:49PM
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daskis
Posts: 1828 - Karma: 356
That is really disturbing...
Good artist, gross image.
Feb 1 2012 11:22PM
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[evan]
Posts: 5628 - Karma: 117
Obvious troll, anybody remember this?

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Feb 1 2012 11:32PM
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