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No Fap February

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holy.shep
Posts: 413 - Karma: 24
Seeing as most of NS is 13, this should be a long month. the only rule is that you cannot jerk it.

Jan 31 2012 4:19PM
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coldcuts69
Posts: 3718 - Karma: 1,888
HAH! no.
Mar 1 2012 10:48AM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Congrats to you monthers, but Last winter I went 3 months. Beat that
Mar 1 2012 12:12PM
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Top_5_Worst_NSer
Posts: 257 - Karma: 311
exactly.... i'm just going to fuck bitches.
Mar 1 2012 12:16PM
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ZMILLZ
Posts: 147 - Karma: 248
Little late but im suprised not to see this again! Challenge = Accepted
Feb 4 2013 4:09PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Oh snap
Feb 4 2013 4:12PM
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HWW
Posts: 3084 - Karma: 3,436
according to the bible:
fapping is dirty.

according to the truth:
masturbation decreases your chances of getting prostate cancer later in life and boosts your immune system.
Feb 4 2013 4:21PM
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.tony
Posts: 321 - Karma: 74
more like february fap frenzy
Feb 4 2013 5:21PM
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Dr.Dickless
Posts: 2620 - Karma: 1,392
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its time to crank our dins on this one
Feb 4 2013 5:29PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51645 - Karma: 162,278
You didn't even offer prizes. That's not legit. At least our contest had bunk prizes.


And I've never actually jerked off. It's against my religion. I'm saving myself for marriage.
Feb 4 2013 5:30PM
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uosdwiSrjewoH
Posts: 4220 - Karma: 122
i'm givin it a shot, because i'm actually finding that jerkin it has an effect on my libido and my sex life, making me way lazier than i should be. also just to prove to myself that i actually might have the will power to do it, since i always tell myself i could do it, but in reality i've never gotten close.
Feb 4 2013 5:33PM
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FatWhore
Posts: 2213 - Karma: 1,098
ehhhhhhh
Feb 4 2013 5:34PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51645 - Karma: 162,278
I can get to 2 days no problem. I can get to 3 days pretty easily, I can get to 4 days if I just don't have the time and I'm doing stuff with people. I can get to 5 if something ridiculous happens but that's the farthest I've made it. Just went 4 till last night. Did 5 after my surgery last spring.


It's too bad the old christian forums got pulled donw. There were some money threads. There was a whole section about trying to stop masturbating. Kids were taking about how "they fell" meaning they jerked their little wieners and fell away from god. One kid said he pasted a picture of jesus on the wall in the shower to help him stopped. They had masturbation accountability partners. It was awesome.

I joined it when somebody posted it on phantasy tour and a bunch of wookie phish phans invaded that site. I think I got banned at some point.
Feb 4 2013 5:49PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
2 years straight here i come!
Feb 4 2013 6:05PM
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jfxphoto
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 2,346
Currently single.

Not happening.
Feb 4 2013 6:07PM
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.Forums
Posts: 13 - Karma: 17
nope
Feb 4 2013 6:08PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Lets see who can be the masters of their own domain!!!
Feb 4 2013 6:10PM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
Challenge accepted.
Feb 4 2013 6:14PM
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qeefmasterflex
Posts: 662 - Karma: 1,522
Did she wear a pull-up thong?
Feb 4 2013 6:41PM
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freestyler540
Posts: 13083 - Karma: 18,725
Fuck you for trying not to jack off. Masterbation is proven to extent live over a year, increase sperm quality and feel less stressed. Religious people have so many excuses to let one go.

No Jerk January
No Fap February
No Masterbation March
Lent
No Self Sex September
No Touch October
Any other religious holiday
Feb 4 2013 7:58PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Never masturbated in my life. This should be easy.
Feb 4 2013 9:34PM
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Bakeshow
Posts: 585 - Karma: 197
fuck this. already lost
Feb 4 2013 9:37PM
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daannnnieel
Posts: 5163 - Karma: 4,293
already lost.
Feb 4 2013 10:59PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
seeing that post now is embarrassing. i lasted like a week
Feb 4 2013 11:04PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136

Cum on guys just think about gay sex and it's easy
Feb 5 2013 4:10AM
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coolflash8
Posts: 3171 - Karma: 2,048
My gf handles me :)
Feb 5 2013 9:04AM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37393 - Karma: 120,172
I've been doing jizz-free January's. get with the showgram, OP.
Feb 5 2013 12:26PM
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theBearJew
Posts: 10951 - Karma: 15,633
Still going strong.
Feb 5 2013 12:30PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
Last year, had a girlfriend to take care of that, now we broke up and im never going thru this month without fapping, going from a year straight of sex to nothing at all.. i need to find a fuckbuddy.
Feb 5 2013 6:22PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
I see what you did there
Feb 5 2013 6:44PM
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ZMILLZ
Posts: 147 - Karma: 248
Welp Unfortunately I have failed
Feb 6 2013 8:42PM
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Alex.W
Posts: 528 - Karma: 22
I'm 15 days in without fapping so a little bit of a head start. Planning on going 6 months to reset my body hormones because I had a chronic fapping problem. Gave in a few times but this is my longest streak so far.
Feb 6 2013 8:48PM
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Steve-Brown
Posts: 1894 - Karma: 810
joining up....again...
Feb 6 2013 9:06PM
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TheStudioCC
Posts: 2092 - Karma: 366
Haven't fapped in 45 days /CLAIM.
Feb 6 2013 9:08PM
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Chief.
Posts: 276 - Karma: 399
didnt fap it for three weeks after i broke my leg then exploded on my girlfriend /claim
Feb 6 2013 9:13PM
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
http://www.reddit.com/r/nofap


All the more power to ya.
Feb 6 2013 9:16PM
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LiquorLanch
Posts: 1909 - Karma: 1,046
Flap flap flap

Guise am i doin rite
Feb 6 2013 10:30PM
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PJS.
Posts: 11943 - Karma: 895
Lost on first day #winning
Feb 6 2013 10:32PM
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Darth.Maul
Posts: 2472 - Karma: 652
Smooth sailing so far...
Feb 6 2013 10:33PM
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DILLINGER
Posts: 970 - Karma: 1,102
HOLY FUCK I WANT TO EAT THOSE BITCHES WITH A SPOON
Feb 7 2013 5:18PM
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cbj
Posts: 2114 - Karma: 1,136
Yes
Feb 7 2013 7:33PM
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ironic
Posts: 735 - Karma: 104
I don't envy the girl who gets that unpleasant surprise although I really hope that the frequent sex thing works out for you.
Feb 7 2013 7:59PM
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Spagett+
Posts: 3499 - Karma: 14,884
Just wait till you turn 13. You will fap
Feb 7 2013 8:01PM
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ZMILLZ
Posts: 147 - Karma: 248
You get to a point of withdrawal where you get the "Goggles" Suddenly, every female seems attractive. This only gets worse....trust me!
Feb 7 2013 8:02PM
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SwagtasticWalrus
Posts: 1268 - Karma: 184
Im 16. Thanks though.
Feb 8 2013 12:34AM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
self qfe
Feb 8 2013 12:43AM
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AT-AT
Posts: 3281 - Karma: 3,256
My attempt was futile and short lived.
Feb 8 2013 12:46PM
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gusestomp
Posts: 1377 - Karma: 746
lost for the first time today.... damn.
Feb 8 2013 3:45PM
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Stainr
Posts: 1186 - Karma: -1,150
Almost made it 36 hours.
Feb 8 2013 7:12PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
i made it 45 minutes.
Feb 9 2013 10:13PM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51645 - Karma: 162,278
I made it till last night. Woke up naked on the couch down stairs with cinemax on and a crusty spot of splooge on my stomach.

I guess I was sleep jerking.
Feb 9 2013 11:15PM
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