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No Fap February

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holy.shep
Posts: 413 - Karma: 24
Seeing as most of NS is 13, this should be a long month. the only rule is that you cannot jerk it.

Jan 31 2012 4:19PM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
That sounds fun, oh wait, no it doesn't.
Jan 31 2012 4:19PM
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Aenigma
Posts: 11256 - Karma: 424
Why?

At least in November you get a sweet beard.
Jan 31 2012 4:20PM
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Bonzalo
Posts: 2593 - Karma: 1,812
Not going to lie, no thanks.
Jan 31 2012 4:20PM
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Spinoza
Posts: 12763 - Karma: 3,846
Did 3 weeks once in 2nd year, That's enough for 1 lifetime
Jan 31 2012 4:21PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
i wouldn't make it a week
Jan 31 2012 4:22PM
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Montville57
Posts: 1364 - Karma: 18
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Jan 31 2012 4:23PM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
That is just stupid. Plain stupid.
Jan 31 2012 4:23PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
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Jan 31 2012 4:30PM
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mistaT
Posts: 2336 - Karma: 79
I'm in - my goal is just to get enough ass to not need to fap....or to just stack huge loads in between sex.

Going to get it in
Jan 31 2012 4:40PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
does this count for girls too?
Jan 31 2012 4:51PM
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reverendwrong
Posts: 3145 - Karma: 142
Can we follow it with Masturbate-every-day-March?
Jan 31 2012 4:52PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
When I had a girlfriend I didn't fap for over a month

I just made her fap me

(B4U say why didn't you fuck her...she was 12)
Jan 31 2012 4:52PM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
of course !
Jan 31 2012 4:53PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
This... does sex count?
Jan 31 2012 4:55PM
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Barefootin_Fiend
Posts: 7618 - Karma: 4,727
I can do this. Perks of living with my girl.
Jan 31 2012 4:57PM
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Anathema
Posts: 21048 - Karma: 5,061
fuck it ill fap tonight for like 3 hours and then go as long as i can. i give myself until...... saturday
Jan 31 2012 4:59PM
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[hamnuts]
Posts: 2356 - Karma: 439
yeah I can do this
Jan 31 2012 5:00PM
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37591 - Karma: 122,375
You should of bagged and tagged it while its still ripe.
Jan 31 2012 5:01PM
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
Quick inquiry if you cap on the 29th does it still count as febuary. Cause technically the day doesn't exist every year...
Jan 31 2012 5:03PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
If you make it 28 days what is one more?

It's like rape, if you've raped 7 girls, how much extra jail time will get for one more?


The answer is zero. You will get zero more jail time. Why? I'll let you figure that out. But it really is zero more jail time.
Jan 31 2012 5:08PM
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Hosoi
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it's on
Jan 31 2012 5:08PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
this is getting technical.
Jan 31 2012 5:08PM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
that is totally different
Jan 31 2012 5:15PM
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.Blake.
Posts: 1911 - Karma: 38
Ahh a fellow lover of the best show of all time. +k to you good sir


Jan 31 2012 5:16PM
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ECB
Posts: 6991 - Karma: 622
well yea doing them both in public with one you will get arrested with the other you will get video taped and put on some site (can't post link, don't want ban)
Jan 31 2012 5:17PM
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Ski_ThEast
Posts: 1676 - Karma: 272
you went out with your 12 year old cousin?

and about the 29th, this year is leap year so there is no 29; therefore, only 28 days in February this year.
Jan 31 2012 5:22PM
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holy.shep
Posts: 413 - Karma: 24
of course, its just no schlick february doesnt have the same ring to it
Jan 31 2012 5:30PM
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.AR6rider.
Posts: 15976 - Karma: 8,799
Ahh the perks of having a girlfriend. This should be easy.
Jan 31 2012 5:32PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
I'm in. I need to stop jerking off.
Jan 31 2012 5:43PM
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rigzz
Posts: 1768 - Karma: 147
Having a gf will help going thru that month.
Jan 31 2012 5:44PM
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ABdrummer
Posts: 533 - Karma: 673
Pretty sure you got it backwards. This year is a leap year so we do have the 29th.
Jan 31 2012 5:48PM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
i assume sexy time doesn't count as fapping ?
in which case i'd suggest that all the pink names team up with a blue name in order to both make it to the end off the month ....
The blue names that cannot find a partner will soon find out why they're "blue"

and i call dibs on lindsayjibber !


Jan 31 2012 5:58PM
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Film.
Posts: 2649 - Karma: 2,296
No........
But I shall try.
Jan 31 2012 5:59PM
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Mr.Luke
Posts: 2441 - Karma: 166
this does not include getting head, correct?
Jan 31 2012 6:04PM
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Radio
Posts: 946 - Karma: 12
you may not play the clitar
Jan 31 2012 6:05PM
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Kirklife
Posts: 130 - Karma: 46
Jesus, how dare you
Jan 31 2012 6:06PM
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ORDEAL
Posts: 6386 - Karma: 75
En tus suenos
Jan 31 2012 6:07PM
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DannyHall
Posts: 283 - Karma: 173
This will most likely be how NS's attempt at this will go.
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Jan 31 2012 6:09PM
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SterlingArcher
Posts: 2200 - Karma: 2,456

accepted.

 i can still fuck soo... not a big deal.

god bless drunk chicks at nightclubs.

Jan 31 2012 6:09PM
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shane.t
Posts: 729 - Karma: 364

commencing no fap febuary in 30 seconds.... gotta fap one more time

Jan 31 2012 6:12PM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
This is not possible...
Jan 31 2012 6:13PM
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LivingColour
Posts: 1134 - Karma: 21
does sticking your dick in a warm crescent roll count?
Jan 31 2012 6:17PM
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roddy116
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 7,514
Click for larger image one upped
Jan 31 2012 7:22PM
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*DELETED*
Posts: 1043 - Karma: 938
I am hijacking this thread and it is now "Fap-It February". Begin.
Jan 31 2012 7:45PM
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squibble
Posts: 4569 - Karma: 104
something like 60 days
Jan 31 2012 7:49PM
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WestWoods
Posts: 960 - Karma: 414
Im going to try this. I'll get back to you guys later

Jan 31 2012 7:49PM
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act.resist
Posts: 8875 - Karma: 513
hahahahahahahahha!
Jan 31 2012 7:52PM
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AcidKneeDrop
Posts: 890 - Karma: 279
this... fap for life
Jan 31 2012 9:10PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,390
Might as well get all my fapping in in the next few hours.

It's gonna be a depressing next month!
Jan 31 2012 9:12PM
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