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Guy taking a shit on the chairlift

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Benj.
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OK so on sunday night I was in the chairlift at Mont Avila when i saw something falling down from the chairlift in front of me, so I thought the guy dropped his cell phone or something but then i saw that the guy had his pants dropped and he was litteraly pooping. I was completely confused. Have you guys ever saw something like this?
Jan 31 2012 12:58PM
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seward
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yes. it was me
Jan 31 2012 1:00PM
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Flying~Squirrel
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how? there is no hole in the chairlift.








but there should be
Jan 31 2012 1:01PM
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Randy_Quench
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I dont like bologna sandwiches unless they have mustard on them.
Jan 31 2012 1:04PM
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TACO-DOG.exe
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gross
Jan 31 2012 1:05PM
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Benj.
Posts: 568 - Karma: 269
there is a space between the seat and the back and he managed to do this...
Jan 31 2012 1:05PM
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Mike-O
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I like how the related articles are Shit Skiers Say and The Chairlift Diaries.
Jan 31 2012 1:06PM
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JibbaTheHutt
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YES!
Jan 31 2012 1:08PM
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1337
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hahaha I noticed this too
Jan 31 2012 1:08PM
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Mike-O
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I guess it means it was Speedman.

Jan 31 2012 1:09PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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I was on a run at vail and was on one of their catwalks and i was looking down and there was this yellow line and i immediately recognized it as pee then As i looked up my eyes followed the trail and there was a dude snowboarding and pissing at the same time, i saw his cock and everything, i just looked at him square in the eye and he just shrugged his shoulders. He was probably from texas. Fucking texans.
Jan 31 2012 1:10PM
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Mr.Gaga
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well that's fucked-up
Jan 31 2012 1:21PM
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Anathema
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its like the time i was in the bathtub and got a crazy cramp in my stomach and couldn't even move and just had to shit right there. couldn't even make it to the toilet. i just pooed and mashed it down the drain.

when you gotta go, you gotta go.
Jan 31 2012 1:24PM
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[hamnuts]
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oh dear god.

Jan 31 2012 1:24PM
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.SillyGoose
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pooping on lift is new aerials
Jan 31 2012 1:25PM
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Mike-O
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I don't think this has ever been more appropriate.

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Jan 31 2012 1:28PM
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plaplapla
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whudda boss
Jan 31 2012 1:28PM
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VD.
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who does that?!??!?
Jan 31 2012 1:38PM
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SKETCHY_D
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does a pope shit in his hat?
Jan 31 2012 3:15PM
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207
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hahaha thats fucking awesome
Jan 31 2012 3:17PM
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GORILLA.
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that's one of the funniest things ive ever heard.

i bet he had a friend filming from a distance
Jan 31 2012 3:19PM
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michelle
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the waffle stomp
Jan 31 2012 3:22PM
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DIX~
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Jan 31 2012 3:27PM
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BikeMlatt69
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marsland was there, it was probably him
Jan 31 2012 3:28PM
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.R-Lohin
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Lost in the middle of a dead silent English class
Jan 31 2012 3:29PM
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Lé.Skiing
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hahahaha would be funny if someone just started playing chocolate rain on a stereo as soon as the guy started shitting...  good story though made me lol
Jan 31 2012 3:32PM
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k-fred
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like this?
Jan 31 2012 3:44PM
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GORILLA.
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holy fuck.

and OP please tell me there was a run underneath where he was shitting?

Jan 31 2012 3:46PM
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Benj.
Posts: 568 - Karma: 269
yeah Avila is a small mountain and he pooped on what i would call the principal run. And some people skied right on it.
Jan 31 2012 11:22PM
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Davy.Crockett
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picture relevant
Jan 31 2012 11:25PM
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DannyHall
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lol'd when i read the title, this is funny as hell.
Jan 31 2012 11:26PM
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JeremyB
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Some innovation we have right there happening at Avila !!! stoked xD
Jan 31 2012 11:37PM
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derpina
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I am laughing SO hard and I hope every bit of this is true.


THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART... OR BUTT.
Jan 31 2012 11:39PM
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Peter.
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i heard it was marsland



is that joke still funny?
Jan 31 2012 11:42PM
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Steve-Brown
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this is disgusting but absolutely hilarious
Jan 31 2012 11:51PM
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BmoChop
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haha i lost it on my silent 2nd floor while everyone else is sleeping.
Feb 1 2012 12:22AM
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blackmamba.
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pics or it didn't happen
Feb 1 2012 12:24AM
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Mr.Gaga
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Some one may have fell and litterally ''eat shit''
Feb 1 2012 12:26AM
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ganja_enthusiast
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i lost while taking a dab an wasted like .3 of some fire c02 wax...but totally worth it
Feb 1 2012 12:29AM
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ganja_enthusiast
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i lost while taking a dab an wasted like .3 of some fire c02 wax...but totally worth it
Feb 1 2012 12:29AM
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ganja_enthusiast
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i lost while taking a dab an wasted like .3 of some fire c02 wax...but totally worth it
Feb 1 2012 12:29AM
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Dyar
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I barfed.
Feb 1 2012 12:42AM
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Benj.
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I lol'd
Feb 1 2012 9:21AM
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Benj.
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Oh sir i swear it did happen... but who's expecting something like that?
Feb 1 2012 9:24AM
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marsh.
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i have one question. whenever i poop i pee right before blah blah i will spare you the details. but did this guy like pee off the chairlift beforehand??
Feb 1 2012 9:35AM
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IanAvery-Leaf
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lol @ chocolate rain
Feb 1 2012 9:52AM
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CluckaChuck
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hahahahahahaha thats legendary man
Feb 1 2012 9:56AM
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saxon
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LOL at mont avila, figures haha.
Feb 1 2012 9:56AM
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ORDEAL
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90% of vail is texans/NJ'ers
Feb 1 2012 10:00AM
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OssargYormada
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same...
Feb 1 2012 10:05AM
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StreetsOfRage
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lol
Feb 1 2012 10:14AM
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