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NS simultaneous poop day

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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 190
WHO: newschoolers members.

WHAT: everybody poops at the same exact time.

WHERE: preferably in a toilet, but i suppose it doesnt have to be. +k if youre wearing ski boots.

WHEN: sunday, february 5th, at 1:00 pm EASTERN TIME (adjust accordingly)

WHY: its a bonding experience.

HOW: start training now, everyday you gotta hold it or push it to get as close to 1:00p as you can, so by the time sunday comes youll be ready to drop at 1:00p exactly.



take pics of the results and post them sunday afternoon.

if you want a reminder, say so in a comment below and i will send you a PM sunday morning or saturday night.
Jan 30 2012 3:30PM
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e_strapp
Posts: 1116 - Karma: 212
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS thousands of fellow poopers worldwide.. congratulations.
Feb 5 2012 1:02PM
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porcupinepower
Posts: 40 - Karma: 10
It has been done, I took pride knowing that around the world a bunch of teenagers were shitting alongside myself. My toilet has never been blessed with such a righteous dump.
Feb 5 2012 1:04PM
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PON3
Posts: 3817 - Karma: 783
I have had diarrhea all day long. I don't think I will be posting pictures since my excrement's are 90% water based.
Feb 5 2012 1:04PM
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trettzilla
Posts: 931 - Karma: 29
it was glorious. i felt as though my butt was bonded to all my fellow poopers in a strange yet beautiful art form.
Feb 5 2012 1:06PM
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gudelo.
Posts: 487 - Karma: 669
Done, sorry no pics
Feb 5 2012 1:08PM
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Saac
Posts: 767 - Karma: 333
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total mud slide
Feb 5 2012 1:09PM
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saskskierftw
Posts: 898 - Karma: 62
I flushed. Felt it would be too fucking weird to post pics of shit......
Feb 5 2012 1:10PM
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Janky
Posts: 1323 - Karma: -100
sucessful day fuck the superbowl, this is the superbowl. ve never felt so bonded on my life.
Feb 5 2012 1:11PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 190
i enjoyed that, i was out at lunch with my parents but i excused myself just in time to make it there.
Feb 5 2012 1:42PM
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Dwight_Schrute
Posts: 579 - Karma: 18
NS tag looks terrible i know, but as you can see the deed is done.

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Feb 5 2012 2:41PM
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ryano
Posts: 4465 - Karma: 1,535
speechless
Feb 5 2012 2:43PM
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Flying~Squirrel
Posts: 6494 - Karma: 190
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Feb 5 2012 2:47PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
It has been done, I took pride knowing that around the world a bunch of teenagers were shitting alongside myself. My toilet has never been blessed with such a righteous dump.
Feb 5 2012 4:56PM
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bnewbs6
Posts: 1919 - Karma: 1,463
NS is so tight. I mean, who else would poo simultaneously and not give a shit (Pun intended) about who knows. 
Feb 6 2012 12:08AM
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Legion
Posts: 1374 - Karma: 29
hahahahahaha what the fuck is going on
Feb 6 2012 12:11AM
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Panda_with_Guns
Posts: 3040 - Karma: 1,620
i feel like i can smell the shit of the guy that took that pic. its nasty smell
Feb 6 2012 12:17AM
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why
Posts: 2064 - Karma: 65
WTF is with this narwhals shit
Feb 6 2012 12:27AM
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
FUCKING GNARWHALS!!
Feb 6 2012 3:02AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 52146 - Karma: 168,471
:)
Feb 28 2012 7:44PM
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,223
Haha why was this ^ brought back up? Does make me smile though....man that gnarhwals shit is annoying!
Feb 28 2012 7:46PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
how did i miss this thread.
Mar 11 2012 1:56PM
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tspanagel
Posts: 440 - Karma: 385
I'm thinking the same thing.
Mar 11 2012 2:40PM
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.Jacob
Posts: 1838 - Karma: 1,160
bump for some good times. and to make some people nights. Can we make this an annual event?
Apr 27 2012 9:41PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
who posted the song
Apr 27 2012 10:26PM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
....monthly event?
Apr 28 2012 2:35AM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,402
this is throwback as fuck
Apr 28 2012 3:18AM
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Dunnah
Posts: 1215 - Karma: 277
.
Apr 28 2012 3:34AM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
Sometimes when its dark i go outside and pretend im a raccoon,

I have on several occasions pooped in the back of unlocked and unattended vehicles. This is a little bit difficult to back up because there seems to be no logic behind this crude act. In actuality there is a strong reason behind the slightly insane act. I was emotionally scarred at a young age when i awoke to a raccoon defecating on my favorite toy in the car seat next to me.
My family had been on vacation for 2 days at the Grand Canyon National Park. On the third day my parents pulled over at a rest stop and stepped out to catch some fresh air. Mere seconds after they had walked the 15 feet to the scenic outlook did the little 'coon crawl up into the back seat. This is when i awoke and saw the raccoon starring me straight in the eye. I started crying and the raccoon was so startled that it moved its bowels....directly onto my favorite Hot Wheels. The Hot Wheels monster truck grave digger replica was now in a pile of feces and i vowed from that day on i would infiltrate the raccoon species until i figured out the reasoning behind the shrewd act of violence and what truly should have started a war on 'coons.

Fast forward a few years and i am now a freshman in high school who has a somewhat difficult time with the ladies mainly due to the fact that 3 days i week i came to the middle school dressed as and painted as a raccoon. I vowed that the the start of high school was a whole new opportunity, one i would take advantage of.
This worked out great until the third monday of my freshman year. I was going to use the bathroom and everything was cool....until i saw it. Someone or something hat defecated in the corner of the toilet stall. I couldn't handle the pressure of the flashback and i slumped up against the side if the stall and slowly slid to the floor on all fours. When i hit the ground my right hand squished into the still war feces on the floor and i instantly knew that this was not human feces but was infact the work of a shrewd 'coon, one that had come back to hunt me.
I ran screaming from the boys room, right past the front doors and out into the teachers parking lot. I was still dizzy drom nearly passing out in the bathroom and alll i could see were 'coons everywhere, in the trees, the bushes, the grass, EVERYWHERE!
I started frantically pulling on the car door handels to try and escape the wretched beasts and finally found a jeep with the door unlocked. I jumped into the backseat and passed out from the fear. I awoke to a terrible smell, i hat passed my bowels all over the interior of the jeep.
I had become the enemy. This was the first day of the rest of my life as a raccoon.

Sometimes i will eat trash right out of the trash receptacle. i will cover my self in fish oil if i can find any. You maY think this is strange but the fish oil is simply to mask my natural human scent. This is more a form of protection from other natural predators.
Apr 28 2012 3:42AM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,402
0/10 did not read, too long. F--- poor communication, slow shipping. Buyers Beware!!!! F--
Apr 28 2012 3:55AM
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CrotchKiller
Posts: 9037 - Karma: 6,943
you really should read it, its a product of me being high on oxy and bored on NS
Apr 28 2012 3:58AM
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Mr.Turtle
Posts: 3690 - Karma: 96
idk but I love it
Apr 28 2012 4:11AM
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5908 - Karma: 3,732
lol what
Apr 28 2012 9:14AM
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Petey.
Posts: 5736 - Karma: 4,890
I wonder if Bishop ever reads threads like this and just doesn't log in for a while afterwards because he's ashamed of us
Apr 28 2012 9:38AM
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
alas I already had you at 10/10
Apr 28 2012 10:40AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
this is an act of bonding in the ns community, nothing to be ashamed of. LETS SET UP OUR NEXT DATE, SOMETIME IN MID MAY?
Apr 28 2012 10:44AM
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SacZiplock
Posts: 2405 - Karma: 513
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Apr 28 2012 11:53AM
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Phil-X-
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Sorry if i came off like I actually marked your karma down to 0/10, was just playin
Apr 28 2012 8:54PM
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BIll.Lumbergh
Posts: 128 - Karma: 12
i got to poop in about 5 minutes. who's with me?
Apr 28 2012 8:57PM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
i finished my poop at around nine o clock et, did you? if so omg. pics to follow
Apr 28 2012 9:10PM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
How has this been overlooked?!
Apr 29 2012 12:02AM
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roddy116
Posts: 10648 - Karma: 7,665
i took like 3 legit sized dumps today
Apr 29 2012 12:04AM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
Double Post.
I, Ted Battesh, Announce you, Dwight_Schrute, winner of Pooperunknown I.

That is all.
Apr 29 2012 12:04AM
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tBatt
Posts: 9632 - Karma: 580
Triple post.
He didn't wipe.

You've been disqualified from Pooperunknown.
Apr 29 2012 12:05AM
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bangarangmules
Posts: 5065 - Karma: 84
What the hell, I literally shit like 3-5 times a day. How did I miss this shit? I'm all for the annual poop. Feel so left out.
Apr 29 2012 12:11AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
here it is, with proof that i didn't just get it from google
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Apr 29 2012 1:14AM
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whoa-dere
Posts: 10596 - Karma: 7,105
well?
Apr 29 2012 4:15PM
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.RYAN66
Posts: 5381 - Karma: 231
We need to do this again sometime.
May 1 2012 2:17PM
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sugar~glider
Posts: 142 - Karma: 13
definitely an annual event. feb 5 2013, mark the date.
May 1 2012 2:18PM
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,402
Whos down for round 2?
Jun 26 2012 5:00PM
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maynaiseman
Posts: 1088 - Karma: 129
SGO
Jun 26 2012 5:02PM
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