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NS simultaneous poop day

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Flying~Squirrel
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WHO: newschoolers members.

WHAT: everybody poops at the same exact time.

WHERE: preferably in a toilet, but i suppose it doesnt have to be. +k if youre wearing ski boots.

WHEN: sunday, february 5th, at 1:00 pm EASTERN TIME (adjust accordingly)

WHY: its a bonding experience.

HOW: start training now, everyday you gotta hold it or push it to get as close to 1:00p as you can, so by the time sunday comes youll be ready to drop at 1:00p exactly.



take pics of the results and post them sunday afternoon.

if you want a reminder, say so in a comment below and i will send you a PM sunday morning or saturday night.
13 years ago
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,402
DO IT RORO. DO IT.
















feel free to tag me too,






so i can add her as a friend and stalk hard..
13 years ago
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navierSTOKED
Posts: 858 - Karma: 33
Going to be an early (or late) one for us Mones, 5am AEDT.  I don't know if I can poop that early but I will god damn try.
13 years ago
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,237
Haha im in Canada, so i'm sweet! You gotta hold down the fort for the Aussies though! I believe in you.
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,237
Alright NS, This is for you!

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roro_1302
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just realised we're going to have to go into the village cause we've only got one toilet here and I don't want to poop in the sink.
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
I like this new pinkname
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,402
You have easily become my favorite person in the world.
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Lucas
Posts: 4882 - Karma: 1,597
Thread has so many fu
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Lucas
Posts: 4882 - Karma: 1,597
Funny things
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
Found you on facebook. Too awkward to friend request:/
13 years ago
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,237
Hahaha i think there might be a backfire to uploading that picture. Go for it!
13 years ago
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,398
Dem sexi pants.
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k-fred
Posts: 5363 - Karma: 1,598
doing it for shur
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
ITS FRENCHY
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,398
Ahaha yea dude, finally back!
13 years ago
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Bateman
Posts: 8593 - Karma: 8,600
ahhaha, your tabs are hilarious. "mac, how to screenshot" etc.
13 years ago
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
I'm down for pooperation!!  I came into this thread skeptical...  came out a fan

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SpaghettiWizard
Posts: 2825 - Karma: 166
Remind me!
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,156
You should turn it into a contest.



Pooperunknown I
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254

lol at showing her email and facebook

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GayWolf420
Posts: 37976 - Karma: 128,214
I was going to send you a friend request but I got nervous and shit myself.
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,348
ill be at work, shitting on my bosses private toilet cause shes on vacation.
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BmoChop
Posts: 2071 - Karma: 96
why has this not been T-hall rage faced yet?


and i literally just died reading this thread. I'm totally down if I'm not skiing.....I hate pooping in ski boots.
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Finnbear
Posts: 375 - Karma: 4
It's good practice!
13 years ago
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roro_1302
Posts: 6 - Karma: 10
ahaha, that's hilarious, good pick up bro!!!
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,237
OH my god. I am so embarrassed
1. because i had to google how to screen shot
2. coz everyone now knows my e-mail.
3. everyone now knows my facebook.


DAMN IT NS. Who am i kidding...how can i stay mad at you?
13 years ago
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,398
Oh look, the girl that got frenchy banned for a month....

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GayWolf420
Posts: 37976 - Karma: 128,214
Easy there, F.
13 years ago
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LAME.
Posts: 5795 - Karma: 2,446
Its funny because no one would ever send you a friend request.
13 years ago
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J.M
Posts: 2854 - Karma: 254
baaaa-zing!
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
anyone else laugh at the "we need Australians to fill a number of positions" thing on the right?  Perhaps I have been watching too much beavis and butthead...   who am I kidding there is no too much beavis and butthead..
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Willgum
Posts: 3254 - Karma: 3,066
Referring to shitting, but GOTEM ANYWAYS!
13 years ago
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Finnbear
Posts: 375 - Karma: 4
You got yourself banned. I didnt care about what you posted. I laughed. The mods did what they did. Calm your tits.
13 years ago
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Finnbear
Posts: 375 - Karma: 4
And I give -3 fucks.
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GayWolf420
Posts: 37976 - Karma: 128,214
Well you should. Sex appeal is everything.
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Randy_Quench
Posts: 5447 - Karma: 4,348
and i rate you a -3 gross
13 years ago
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Lé.Skiing
Posts: 10035 - Karma: 8,128
how can you give a negative of something?  isn't that considered taking?
13 years ago
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Finnbear
Posts: 375 - Karma: 4
Maybe... I was going for more: i REALLY dont care.
13 years ago
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,402
^Youre ruining this thread, im sorry but i have to ask you to leave immediately. Youll ruin all the pooperation ive poot into to this.
13 years ago
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Finnbear
Posts: 375 - Karma: 4
I didnt ruin it. the people shitting on me did. so tell them to stop not me. I was just explaining my self. SORRY.
13 years ago
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,398
lol shitting... I get it.

No but really, leave please. You're making the thread crappy, save that for poop-day.
13 years ago
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SteezyasPie
Posts: 1160 - Karma: 15
Mones, you're a champion.

I am a proud participant in Pooperation 2012
13 years ago
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NSwidow
Posts: 888 - Karma: 3,237
BAHAHAHAAAA! Well poot.

And SteezyAsPie, get on board! The more the merrier...Or...the more the pooier? 
That was terrible..i apologize.
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,402
Its ok, because we like you.
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broto
Posts: 9040 - Karma: 25,671
IMAGINE GOING IN THE LODGE AT A POPULAR NS HANGOUT LIKE BRECK TO POOP AND FINDING DOZENS OF OTHER NS'ERS THERE, WAITING TO DESTROY BRECKS TOILETS. LOLZ WOULD BE HAD. CAPS LOCK. FUCK.
13 years ago
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Ski_Alot
Posts: 5918 - Karma: 3,823
dear lord
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Phil-X-
Posts: 7205 - Karma: 14,402
He hes gonna be taking part in it too
13 years ago
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SketchyMike
Posts: 539 - Karma: 71
inb4 Finnbear wins poop contest by a landslide
13 years ago
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Janky
Posts: 1323 - Karma: -100
yes, once again ill quote this shit like errrbody else
13 years ago
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E__
Posts: 5751 - Karma: 4,636
Hahaha, but yes I am definitely participooting in this, even if it's at 2 p.m and I'm in the middle of my hockey game.
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