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if you had to choose:

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Jacob_W
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would you rather have a 2' dick or a 16' dick?
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Sep 18 2004 4:50AM
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bigdoubler125805y
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well first of all, i think you meant to say 2' or 16' penis. my opinion is that i'd choose the two incher, cause size really doesn't matter. The vagina adjusts to the size of the penis (unless they're a dirty slut who's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway) so i would choose the smaller one because 16' is huge.
Sep 18 2004 8:17AM
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danbrown
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yeah 16 would be uncomfortable, you would have to tape that up during sports

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Sep 18 2004 8:19AM
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westcoaststyle
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plus, sex sucks unless you can go balls deep
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then i let it run for awhile, just because i can.
Sep 18 2004 8:36AM
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SkiUnit03
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yeah two. 16 is just frightening



My friend\'s and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard
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r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
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Sep 18 2004 8:40AM
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Bob_Loblaw
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itd be fun to freak girls out with the 16 incher. id take that one.
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Sep 18 2004 10:07AM
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Jacob_W
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what about if you had to choose between wearing a pink shirt with the text 'assfuck' in limegreen over the chest for the rest of your life, you couldnt take it off even while sleeping or having sex etc, and you couldnt cover it with anything,OR, having some marmalade under your nose for the rest of your life?
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Sep 18 2004 1:13PM
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mommy
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^ id take both, with the two incher in my ear and the 16er down my throat.
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Sep 18 2004 1:18PM
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WIfreeskier
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i'd take the 16 incher, could be fun. lol. just stick it in her ass, then go balls deep.
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no doubt, sit back on the couch, pants down, rubber on, set to turn that ass out. Laid the bitch out, then i put it in her mouth, pulled out, nutted on a towel, then passed out.
Sep 18 2004 1:19PM
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1212j5j5
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id take the 16, then just cut 4 or 5 inches off..


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Sep 18 2004 1:23PM
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strode
Posts: 7549 - Karma: 14
depends on the circumference



-Strode



Only in my sweetest dreams do my streams lack troubled waters, shallow pools full of shallow fools...
Sep 18 2004 1:23PM
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BigRich
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^yeah maybe you could fold that shit in half AHAHAHA
Sep 18 2004 2:06PM
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jtski
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mommys post was funny. yes



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Sep 18 2004 2:34PM
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nothanks
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mommy said it............16incher i guess....but it would be huge and get in the way....while two inches you would be made fun of and people wouldnt know that u could have had a huge uncomfortable one...



-let people do what they want, ski how you want, make whoever you want your role model its your choice
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Sep 18 2004 3:49PM
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hotchiklover
Posts: 156 - Karma: 10
stupid question! would you rather have 2meters long arms or a chicken head! you're fag!
Sep 18 2004 4:08PM
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Jacob_W
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^I'd go with the arms, man you could steeze everything out, and reach stuff other people cant reach. wow.
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Sep 18 2004 4:13PM
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aggro_sk8
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i concur
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Sep 18 2004 4:16PM
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hotchiklover
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would you rather have a pig face or puke mouses everytime you speak?
Sep 18 2004 4:17PM
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Jacob_W
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a pig face would be hilarious
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Sep 18 2004 4:21PM
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aggro_sk8
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^^ would you rather be a disrespected newbie posting shit posts noone knows, or a respected member making intelligent posts?
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172


Sep 18 2004 4:23PM
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hotchiklover
Posts: 156 - Karma: 10
would you rather have one wing instead of your right arm, or have a snake instead of your left arm?
Sep 18 2004 4:23PM
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rightcoastskier
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snake arm

ok
Sep 18 2004 4:27PM
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hotchiklover
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easy to answer, but WHY?
Sep 18 2004 4:34PM
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asac
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2' or 6'...wwjd.





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Sep 18 2004 4:41PM
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Naturalbornskier
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aggro sk8 likes men






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Sep 18 2004 5:10PM
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Ahmets_Brother
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wwjd? ahahhahaha


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Sep 18 2004 5:10PM
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poor@$$skibum
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i'd vote fer da 16 incher, cause if a bitch makes fun of you, you could whip it out and slap her cross the face. ever get slapped and had a hand mark on ya? how about a huge dick mark?


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Sep 18 2004 5:14PM
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aggro_sk8
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^^^what the hell was that for?
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172


Sep 18 2004 5:16PM
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scofield
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yay for mushroom slaps

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Exodus Headwear.. 'movement of the people'
Sep 18 2004 5:17PM
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proZach
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and donkey punches.



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Sep 18 2004 7:59PM
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Jordan_B
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id take the 16' how many chicks would want to see who could deep throat it






Sep 19 2004 12:24AM
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T.L.
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16' then were a speedo to the beach to make all the dudes uncomfortable and leave. and then the gurls come flocking like birds


sleeping disorders are so trendy!
Sep 19 2004 12:47AM
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caleBCaleb
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like 5 girls could jerk you off at once and there wouldnt be any arguments between them
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'hey Lois, give Chris a break. I mean no TV? So he failed a class...its not like he felt up his cousin in the garage that Thanksgiving when I was 19.' -Peter Griffen
Sep 19 2004 2:13AM
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