Replying to Hospital drugs

So i've been really sick for like the past month and realistically im way to lazy to see a doctor. So today i get off my ass and start drivin aorund lookin for a clinic thats open. I can't even find a fuckin clinic, co im pissed. After like half an hour i finally find one so i go in there. The doctor says that i have somehting serious and that i should go to the hosrpital, im like what the fuck? So i go there and when i get there I cant swallow anything and i can barely breath. So i dont have to wait in the lengthy waiting rooms in our FREE Canadian hospitals. So they give me like 6 different drugs. The firsth three were through like intervenous and one of them came out of the fridge so it made like my whole arm cold like brain freeze. It was fuckin cool. Then they wanted to give me a needle in the butt for pain. I was like fuck that shit! So they gave me liquid codin. That shit fucks you up good. It's like having the concentration level of being high, so like 0, but also the light headedness of being drunk. What a cool fuckin drug, i wish it was like weed and you couldn't OD on it, i would tkae it every day, but since it isnt like weed and if you did take it lots you would die, im not going to.
That was a long pointless story, anyone else ever take some fucked up hospital drugs?
I am a Ski Pimp, thats all that needs to be said.