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Yo Fuck swimming.

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SpaghettiWizard
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for real. i look like an eight year old boy
Jan 27 2012 11:36PM
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Amadeus.
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you look like an 8 year old boy because of swimming?
Jan 27 2012 11:38PM
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TheBlueMtSkier
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I learned to swim at a very young age.
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Seriously though, just move your hands horizontally across the water back and forth with your fingers closed and palms open. Also kick your feet back and forth within like a 20 degree pivot.

Take it from there!
Jan 27 2012 11:38PM
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WestWoods
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Jan 27 2012 11:44PM
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iFlip
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Jan 28 2012 12:01AM
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Janky
Posts: 1323 - Karma: -100
i lost
Jan 28 2012 12:04AM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
Man don't worry about it. Water does strange things to all men. The trick is don't show people it for a little while after.
Jan 28 2012 12:07AM
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DopeDiecuts
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Every swimming test I've ever had to do, I've passed without using my arms or legs. I remember in highschool we had to tread water for 5 minutes to go on some camping trip for outdoor ed., like 25% of people failed. I just took deep breathes and floated at the top and relaxed.
Jan 28 2012 12:13AM
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Mr.Luke
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My friends I believe he is talking about shrinkage.
Jan 28 2012 12:15AM
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soulskier
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haha
Jan 28 2012 12:15AM
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Njens.
Posts: 1688 - Karma: 46
cervix surprise
Jan 28 2012 12:16AM
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TheBlueMtSkier
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Treading water =/= floating. How did they pass you?
Jan 28 2012 12:20AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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i can swim like a god damn fish. i could swim before I could walk. i waterski 6-7 days a week from april -October, and do a lot of scuba diving. been skiing my whole life and diving for 18 years. for one of my scuba certifications i had to tread water for a certain length of time with my hands above my head. holy shit that is tiring. i'm positively buoyant though, so with a deep breath a float pretty well.
Jan 28 2012 12:25AM
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Dunnah
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cool. story. bro.
Jan 28 2012 1:14AM
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garrettwiz
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Jan 28 2012 2:08AM
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