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Shit Canadians Say, Eh?

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NAIRB
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Jan 25 2012 6:34PM
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NinetyFour
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Ok, I do say alot of this stuff but.... we are not all retarded in Canada. And seriously, these "Shit _____ Say" are WAY overplayed!
Jan 25 2012 6:37PM
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NAIRB
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I'm Canadian too buddy and yes I agree these are over the top but I found it funny so thought I might share.
Jan 25 2012 6:40PM
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LDV
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Not gonna lie, I have put maple syrup on everything I ate for one meal.
Jan 25 2012 6:40PM
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Spinoza
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wow that was pretty accurate. 


also:

Jan 25 2012 6:41PM
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Funnel
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That video in the OP started pissing me off. Couldn't stand that fucker.
Jan 25 2012 7:35PM
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Kreech
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Shit skiers say was funny though...
Jan 25 2012 7:40PM
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act.resist
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some canadians came into my work one day and asked for a "double double" got it right away. win
Jan 25 2012 7:43PM
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BenWest
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some of the "shit___say" is witty and intelligent and well thought out, some of them are the easiest most obvious things you could say. This was pretty unoriginal. However, while it bugs me when people think Canadians talk like this, I ACTUALLY met a guy that talked like that a couple weeks ago, he was from the Ottawa Valley, don't know exactly what town, but I was having a conversation with him and I was pretty much just sitting there in amazement, stunned that there was actually some people that talked like this.
Jan 25 2012 7:44PM
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gotti
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that was pretty on point. I met a kid from michigan who talked exactly like this.

funny as hell. An he said at least half those things verbatim. Best part was "oooooohhhh... a squirrel"
Jan 25 2012 7:51PM
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1337
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OHH A MOOOOOOOOOSE
Jan 25 2012 7:53PM
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abathinggrape
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and where exactly do you work?
Jan 25 2012 8:00PM
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act.resist
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well i used to work a mcdonalds but i quit

Jan 25 2012 8:05PM
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Anathema
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might do us more justice if it wasn't some goofy kid with a lisp, but i get it. kind of funny i guess.
Jan 25 2012 8:08PM
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E.C.
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canada fuck yeah
Jan 25 2012 8:08PM
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k-fred
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should've show this

Click for larger image

fuck yeah!
Jan 25 2012 8:11PM
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Ski_ThEast
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somebody should do a shit newschoolers say
Jan 25 2012 8:14PM
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Tortid
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this
Jan 25 2012 8:16PM
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skitheWest.
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why do people think its so cold in canada...
Jan 25 2012 8:17PM
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k-fred
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im from quebec -_- lol
Jan 25 2012 8:17PM
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Justin.B
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ahahah spot on
Jan 25 2012 8:19PM
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Trojan~Man
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lol i Always got rock a piss.
Jan 25 2012 8:27PM
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T.CORC
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"why you saying soda, its pronounced pop" hahahahahah
Jan 25 2012 8:33PM
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Banane.
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No
Jan 25 2012 8:38PM
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Lé.Skiing
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I'm from BC and I usually say drain my lizard take a leak or take a piss.  there's also how do you spell relief? P-I-S-S...  The most canandian thing I say is eh, and I kinda say it a lot.    I find it funny when people try and make fun of Canadians it's always mainly about canadians on the east coast the get the stereo types from.  If I ever say aboot its usually for a good laugh..  good find though thanks for sharing
Jan 26 2012 5:04AM
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Puzzled
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Fuck no. Man look at that ballin ass milk bourgeois holder, we maintain our milk with the pimp status here in Qc too.
Jan 26 2012 5:52AM
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annex_
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it was only a matter of time before this was made
Jan 26 2012 5:29PM
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EricaMN.
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i heard this waaay too often in banff.
Jan 26 2012 5:32PM
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dreadyboy
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When he said have you heard that nickelback song I was pissed off, then he said it was garbage, that is true
Jan 26 2012 8:02PM
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collinder
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Most of the things he says are pretty accurate but his accent is way off
Jan 26 2012 8:07PM
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*monsterskier*
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lol really funny


MOOOOOSEEE!


and was that a newfie accent?
Jan 26 2012 8:19PM
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GayWolf420
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These videos are kind of getting old and lame.
Jan 26 2012 8:28PM
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squibble
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i think its an east of the rockies

i loled. noofies talk like that
Jan 26 2012 8:34PM
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*Bird
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milk bags are the shit
Jan 26 2012 8:52PM
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k-fred
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thats for shur!
Jan 27 2012 10:14AM
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GORILLA.
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those were all pretty true but i watched like 15 seconds cause of his retarded voice and outfit.

ive never heard any canadian pronounce things like house "hoose" and shit like that. but then again, ive never been to the maritimes.
Jan 27 2012 10:24AM
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shibby
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I liked it because it was pretty damn accurate, minus the accent.
Jan 27 2012 10:26AM
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bo0b
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Go to Newfoundland. And yeah I'm Canadian, and I say sorry soo much.. Haha at least that's not really a bad thing.
Jan 27 2012 10:30AM
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