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Day off from school. What to do?

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Haellgren
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Day off from school at friday. What to do?
Jan 23 2012 2:31PM
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GrabsForFun
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What to do? Obvious... Ski, fap or smoke
Jan 24 2012 2:27PM
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Mike-O
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Welllll... Today is your Lucky Day! 777!

It just so happens that we received your down payment on the stripper pole fortification, so we went ahead, pushed some paper around, and voilá! Our lovely hearty meal stripperina has a sister, who is also available in the now 3-in-1 Value Price package and who is ALSO a stripper! Say goodbye to abstinence and wave your lonely penis goodbye, as the train to Bonerville is departing, choo-choo!

Her inclusion will only set you back the extra handling fee of 1,99 euros, but we are ready to waiver that if it is a bother!

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They also like to huddle together to get plastered on Sunday afternoons in Children's Playparks, so it will be reminiscent of also running a zoo! Good practice for handling actual gorillas, as well.

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Jan 24 2012 2:36PM
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Jane6
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you are my hero
Jan 24 2012 2:41PM
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Janky
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H
G
I
get H

Jan 24 2012 2:45PM
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Mike-O
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*enters Superman flight pose, still somehow fails*
Jan 24 2012 2:53PM
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ski93
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I have today off.

wake up at 8
get all the shit you need to do done
go on computer and look up stuff that interests you for a couple of hours
fap X50


that's all I got so far
Jan 24 2012 2:55PM
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Bateman
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gnartron and link ruined a descent thread.
Jan 24 2012 3:02PM
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saskskierftw
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looks something like this?

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Jan 24 2012 7:39PM
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SkiTheYeast
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Anyone else fing it funny that the first 3 post were all about fapping in 3seconds
Jan 24 2012 7:54PM
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Haellgren
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NO.
Jan 25 2012 12:40AM
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Tree60
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Sigged the fuck outta that.
Jan 25 2012 1:32AM
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Haellgren
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:D
Jan 26 2012 9:47AM
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daskis
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Uh I don't know... maybe SKI
Jan 26 2012 10:52AM
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Haellgren
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thats what im going to do. BALLSACK!
Jan 26 2012 3:12PM
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HoneyBadger
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procrastibate
Jan 26 2012 4:54PM
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Njens.
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Jan 26 2012 5:16PM
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BROSEIDON
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lost it
Jan 26 2012 6:12PM
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GeneralT
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why fap? you are all 12 that play tetrisfriends. go out and get you a lady and get that punani
Jan 26 2012 6:42PM
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jewFro
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Ski or get drunk. Or both.
Jan 26 2012 7:17PM
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Haellgren
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Filming "Day in life - Kebabmannen"
Jan 27 2012 1:49AM
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Haellgren
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Yessh
Jan 27 2012 2:59AM
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Mike-O
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I'm deeply sorry and I regret to inform you that "Olga" a.k.a "Model Rhinocerus Type nr. 748" is no longer available for purchase. A wealthy gentleman, whose name shall remain disclosed in our books, stormed in, having seen this thread and had instantly fallen for the ham-faced pterodactyl. He demanded to acquire her at any cost, causing us to have to srop the 3-in-1 offer indefinitely.

We do not judge our clients, but this is awkward even to us.

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We suspect he might be a cannibal, though, which would explain a lot.

So just remember, don't hesitate to masturbate, but buy a woman instead.
Jan 27 2012 5:12PM
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Haellgren
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Thread sarts with school, Ends with fat hookers
Jan 28 2012 3:40AM
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Jane6
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^ the circle of life
Jan 28 2012 4:29AM
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Haellgren
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Ö
Jan 28 2012 1:44PM
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ORDEAL
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Oh shit 2 days off. What oh what will you do? Mail brides only take up a few hours
Jan 28 2012 3:48PM
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Haellgren
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Not if you want a bride.
Jan 29 2012 3:42AM
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