Replying to Funny Story...

So this morning i started world war 3 with my parents, and i ended up getting kicked out of my house because they''re bastards, but i, being as celver as i am, have taken control of the basement for the time being, and have set up my tent in there backyard, They won't call the cops, what the fuck could they do...? I'm Squating my parents backyard, this is an Official Stand off...

To top it off, i told my dad to suck my dick,

then my Mom blurted out, 'You have Herpies'....

I've never laughed harder, keep in mined what religion my parents are....

(i don't have herpies)...
live by the N.E.R.D