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Craigskis
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So this morning i started world war 3 with my parents, and i ended up getting kicked out of my house because they''re bastards, but i, being as celver as i am, have taken control of the basement for the time being, and have set up my tent in there backyard, They won't call the cops, what the fuck could they do...? I'm Squating my parents backyard, this is an Official Stand off...

To top it off, i told my dad to suck my dick,

then my Mom blurted out, 'You have Herpies'....

I've never laughed harder, keep in mined what religion my parents are....

(i don't have herpies)...
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Sep 16 2004 11:50AM
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.scott.
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wow, that is not something i would be proud of. just doesn't sound very smart to me. and congrats on having herpes, that's great.
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Sep 16 2004 11:54AM
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Craigskis
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my life can't get any worst,

besides, i was shocked my mother said that,

i found it funny as hell,
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Sep 16 2004 12:01PM
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$$SPINNERS$$
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its only funny as long as you don't actually have herpies.
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Sep 16 2004 12:16PM
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SkiBumDreams
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how bout the back story you had to do something to get kicked out of your house
Sep 16 2004 12:20PM
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Ice-Is-Scary
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your in your basement and you have a tent in your backyard? So are you on the internet int he basement or in the backyard?


God is an American.
Sep 16 2004 12:44PM
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aggro_sk8
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congrats c.faller, you win the 'dick of the week award'. how bout having some respect for the lady whos womb you came out of. and no matter how crappy you think they are, theyve put their lives aside, cause they love you.

lets put it this way, be lucky im not your dad, cause i would rain hell on your head if you ever told me to suck it
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Sep 16 2004 12:52PM
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SchweitzerSki
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oh my lord. let him tell his stories jesus. They're funny stories. It's not happening to you and he's a big boy, he can do what he wants. Funny story I liked it.
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Sep 16 2004 12:59PM
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Craigskis
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The missinaries are on there way, the stand off continues....

My parents freaked out, because i let a homeless friend move in without asking them, they kicked him out, and then they turned on me,

i don't respect my father, i love him, but no respect...
and my mother i treat like shit, but she over steped her boundaries... big time, she searched my room for drugs this morning, and the only reason i'm in ottawa is to try and quit my drug habits.... life is harsh, deal with it...

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Sep 16 2004 1:29PM
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SkiUnit03
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haha, waht did you do to get kicked out? keep us posted




r u sayin we r being censored by da goverment?
fuck pussy dick suckin lips
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Sep 16 2004 1:34PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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just because they gave birth to you doesn't mean that you need to show respect to them. if they beat you and shit, would you respect them? dont say your stupid shit until you know the story. just because your home life is perfect doesn't mean everyone elses is.
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Sep 16 2004 1:34PM
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ride4frnt
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^took the words right out of my mouth...
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Sep 16 2004 1:39PM
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aggro_sk8
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^you screwed up dude. she never stepped over the line. you proved that you cant be trusted. deal with it. if you really want help with drugs, let her keep you accountable. youre the dick you who stepped over the line by doing drugs.

oh, yeah, sure you love your dad. love always comes with respect. respect doesnt always come with love. if i said that my dad would have decked me. some of my friends have done similar things in the past. they said something like that. they screwed up huge. their dad hit em, they got up, he hit em. then suggested they not stand up. if your gonna claim to be an adult, then take an adult punishment. just be glad your dad isnt that harsh
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

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Rollers of NS unite!!!
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I'm conservative, just so you all know.

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Sep 16 2004 1:39PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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you have no idea where he comes from, or what his home life is like, so you can't say anything.
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Sep 16 2004 1:42PM
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strode
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yeah dude that was really fucking ''celver'' of you



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Sep 16 2004 1:45PM
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aggro_sk8
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im not stupid, if he's moving back home, im guessing it was voluntary. and if they were abusive, he wouldnt go home, even if he needed to.

he's just mad his parents are helping him quit drugs by searching his room. it seems harsh, but by doing drugs, he's lost all accountability. he should appreciate the help. if he has nothing to hide, then he shouldnt go off the deep end. unless they did find something, and he 'forgot' to add that

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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172


Sep 16 2004 1:51PM
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proZach
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a homeless guy?? how old are you.



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Sep 16 2004 1:51PM
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Bob_Loblaw
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everybody has personal space they dont like invaded. your room is one of them. it doesnt matter if he has nothing to hide. What they did makes you assume that they still feel that he's doin drugs, and that is the worst insult to a recovering addict. more often than not when that happens they go and use drugs again. dont try to argue with me about this, ive been through it and learned it in rehab.
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Sep 16 2004 1:55PM
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punk_rider
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is it possible to suck more than you do?
Sep 16 2004 1:57PM
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h3ofilms
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so your living in a tent in your backyard with herpes? hahahaha...at least its now IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER
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Sep 16 2004 2:05PM
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LittleDevil720
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hahahaha thats pretty funny
Sep 17 2004 12:09PM
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Astomp
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so you do have herpies? that story is pretty cool though i like it.


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Sep 17 2004 12:37PM
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rynmartn
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damn you suck


yay skiing

Sep 17 2004 1:31PM
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PFD
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Yea, assholes, i have Herpies!!! And i can't afford Valtrex,

I've been threw alot over the past few days, no one knows the kind a shit i go threw on a daily basis....except my friends, i have about 5...

I'm still looking for a publisher... and i'm thinking of making a movie called 'Faller Goes To Hollywood', no one can stop me but myself....and my frozen bank accountts...

I could raise the biggest Stink in history, if i chose too, i'd prefer not... thanks... anyways, my personal army is set up.... and i'm about to attack russia...
hohoho...

Anyways, My parents have let me back in the house, but i don't use there computer anymore.... I go to a public Library now, and it sucks....

I've Written 2 movie scripts, by hand, and there dope as fuck, oh, i'm getting a copy right lawyer too, before some dickhead jacks my idea.s

It's not a question of if i'm going to make a Million dollars...
it's a question of how soon,

For anyone that knows me, thanks for your 'Help'

and to those that Ignore me... (Freeze Magazine)

Sorry to break this to you, God is actually a North American...
Hohoho...

watch the Empire, i will build.....

Did i mention, i hate The American Dream?

Watch me...

hohoho

and i'm seeing a theripest for anger mangenment,

I haven't done Blow in over a Month, I want to get married to the most amazing girl i've never met,

and if anyone has a problem with that....

Blow me-

'Everry time i write a ryhme... Ppl think it's a crime to tell em what's on my mine....' -Eminem...

C-ya

P.s. if i can get in the Open, I plan on Winning...
I'm much more of a punk than Shane Palmer...& Cusson put together...

hohoho...

WW$ watch out....!

pps... Mr. Levin, i wasn't kidding when i offered you a job... You blew your interveiw...


Sep 18 2004 5:22PM
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aggro_sk8
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^...what....the...hell...?...?...?...
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'Really, I gotta say that I'm glad you exist, 'cause if there wasn't there'd be noone to make fun of and diss.'

Solider in the NS ARMY
Rollers of NS unite!!!
603 for life
I'm conservative, just so you all know.

Member Number: 5172


Sep 18 2004 5:26PM
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Craigskis
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^^^ Watch me...


live by the N.E.R.D
Sep 18 2004 5:43PM
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SchweitzerSki
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why is aggro_sk8 so hatefull towards him? It's good you are living back in our house. And I'm probably gonna buy the damn stories when they come out. They're entertaining.
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Sep 18 2004 5:47PM
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drastic_
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god speed C.Falller, you are a very entertaing member and i hope everythinh works out fot the best and you make the dopest movie i ever seen!




crack kills, herb heals- Bob Marley
Sep 18 2004 5:58PM
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gnay
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what did u do to get kicked out
Sep 18 2004 11:01PM
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sim
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I dont know the full story here, but if you think you are cool cause you disrespect your parents and tell them to eat it or whatever, you have a lot of growing up to do. Family is the most important thing you can have. They are what you can bank on when everything else goes to shit. But if entertaining stories are worth more to you than the people that might actually really care about you then so be it. It's definetly worth it.


signatures are for pussies
Sep 19 2004 3:19AM
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