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Lol...
phone convos with my friends are the best. It's like the more you like someone, the worse it gets.
Me: sup mang?
Friend: Nothig, suckin dicks for crack like always and contemplating suicide.
Me: Oh yeah I figured as much since you're such a fucking cumguzzler, well when you finish getting bukkake'd don't kill yourself just yet, there are some homeless dudes over here that look like they could use a blowie.
Friend: Sick, you think they have crack too?
Me: Absolutely but you better hurry, somebody's gonna blow a 5 day load and you're gonna miss out on another homeless glazing under the bridge.
Friend: Aiight, I'll be right over.
TRANSLATION
Me: sup mang?
Friend: Chillin.
Me: Same, come by and we'll rip tubes.
Friend: Aiight, I'll be right over.