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Tonic
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crieschl
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2.5 years ago would have made her a freshmen then.. there's usually a pretty significant change in the way people act between that period.
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Guard_Puma
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I've been here, and god is it shitty. Spent almost two years working on it, but I finally gave up and now have a lovely girlfriend, so all's well that ends well, I guess!
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theblackrod
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you sir. are winning.
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Caspaaa
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"things weren't working so we broke up, but i still love you and i do want to get back together with you"

me - "then why are you dating someone else?"

"cause i had to get over things between us"

me - you mean so you could move on from me and get rid of your feelings for me?

"no i just needed some time to think without a boyfriend"



also she's pulled this line a few times -

me - "so if you still have feelings for me then why are you with him and why don't you dump him and try things with me again?"

"cause i'm too busy for something like that"




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LOLZ. it's okay this is why i fucked your best friend.
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razors-chaz
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Im sorry but however amazing that girl is, she is retarded. Tell her to get to fuck! Dont put up with games.
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.Hugo.
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Winning
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Caspaaa
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oh believe me i know

at first i really wanted her back but after finding out that she's been lying to me this whole time even while we were dating and after her saying things like i posted it's just become a huge game

which is okay with me now because i don't plan on getting back together with her and there are far better girls in the picture now as well
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Gapper_gene
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Goku
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Joebin
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Your ex sit stupid. Dont waste your time on stupid people. Your life will be much better.
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theBearJew
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I just don't understand....
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Stickity
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lololol
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applejuice.
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Huh?
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Culture+
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"here let me dump you three time's after you buy me shit and be nice to me and also im gonna lie about being a virgin and fuck two idiots instead haha being a girl is sooo harddd"
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Aaaron.
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my head hurts
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Mr_Bump
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stickski
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chivalry when they like it; sexism when they don't.
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theBearJew
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Watching the USA v Costa Rica game with my GF at her place on Friday (Crazy snow game in Denver)... Roommate walks in and asks,

"Are you guys watching hockey... why are there so many players on the field?"
"No its USA v Costa Rica"
"I was wondering why the rink was so big..."
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ndye
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SO WHY YOU MAKE STATUS IN THAT CASE?

this girl has bitched about everything i could ever imagine. Burns any bridge she can, parents are yelling at her i believe over a prior thing where she was trying to run away or somethingt? shes 17
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jmasterp
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Hahahaha
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Tinga
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thats out of control.

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theBearJew
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Call her out on the next one.. If she give the whole "Not looking for attention" bullshit, be like why post a status? Tell her to write it in Word and keep it away from everyone.
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S.Ki
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Time to bump this gem of a thread

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Campeador
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KennyD
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I dont understand why some girls go lesbian just to date a chick who is more manly than most guys
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KennyD
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Guard_Puma
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theBearJew
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that worked..
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RimJobber
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If I post pictures like this, NS will respect me


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Corin
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^wat
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mmallender.
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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/744781/page/4/
12 years ago
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Goku
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Look at an ellie.rasta thread
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GayWolf420
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I'd kick my kids ass if they tried that shit.
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Corin
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haha managed to have a look before the thread was deleted, and it was a fuckload of wat
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Goku
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Slurpsicle.
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a few weeks ago I met this awesome girl and she was at first "intimidated" by me and was amazed that I even talked to her. Now, come today, I'm fighting to keep her in my life and she is messing with my head by not being honest about her feelings and leaving me in the dark every day. Girls, I am astounded by your ability to be able to flip a relationship into a relationshit by just snapping your fingers and making me go from having all the power to zero using something as simple as one phrase in a text message.
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Guard_Puma
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haha yeah major fail, my bad.

Facebook post by girl:
"Just got asked out by a total stranger. Lol weirdo..."

Isn't that how it usually works in the adult world?
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CliffyByro
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would you walk up to a girl in the street who you've never met/ seen in your life and ask her on a date?
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Guard_Puma
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Yeah. *Sees an attractive girl and decides to nut up and talk to her*
"Hi, [find an icebreaker, insert chit chat here]. Listen, I've gotta run actually, but I 've really enjoyed talking with you, would you like to get some coffee or a bite to eat sometime?"
Am I a weirdo?
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Caspaaa
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in todays society pretty much...


that shit doesn't happen anymore. it sucks. sometimes i'll tell random girls that they're pretty or gorgeous or whatever though for fun. first of all, they almost always smile. second of all, if it's a sincere compliment then why not. chances are you'll never see that person ever again but chances are you also just made their day.
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CliffyByro
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yeah thats what i was getting at. i don't think you'd be a weirdo, however the majority of girls just wouldn't go for it these days
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Huck_Norris
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My go-to was messing with girls. They're so used to dudes kissing their ass that the effect of someone giving them shit is pretty hilarious. To pull it off, you have to start with a compliment, then lead into it with a joking rip.

i.e."I really like your hair... *sigh* Real shame about those shoes though"

she will inevitable be all "HEY! What's wrong with these shoes" and then if you're funny enough and quick enough you can always make it hilarious like "Well technically nothing, my grandma loves hers too, they really help her bunions" or something and she will inevitable try to convince you that the shoes are indeed awesome when you couldn't care less about the damn shoes you're just busting balls because flirting is so passe.

I guess I'm trying to say that every guy tries pickup lines, so maybe don't try it like every guy does.
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GayWolf420
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Playing mind games with them is Lolz. I like the way you operate, sir.
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CliffyByro
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Haha no i get that, im saying you're walking down the street and stop an attractive girl in her tracks and ask her on a date. nothing else said, just walk up to her and ask her, completely seriously and expectantly, if she'll go out with you. she'll think you're joking but once she realise you're serious she'll either think you're a weirdo or if you're insanely lucky she'll say yes
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no_steeze
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when looking at latin roots in biology, testosterone means "man-maker" and estrogen means "crazy-maker"
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mmallender.
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AGOF
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pretty sure it cant be rape if shes asking you to rape her
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BrewskiJr
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Caspaaa
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it's like the media portrayed example of guy walks up to random girl he thinks is beautiful and kisses her passionately for like 5 minutes.


would never work in real life even if the girl thought you were attractive as well.
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CliffyByro
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yeah exactly. would be nice though

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