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Tonic
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Jan 21 2012 10:55AM
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SKIINGISEASY
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So this girl and I have been best friends for like a year now, she set me up with my now ex and is a fucking chill ass woman. She also had a boyfriend that she has been dating for two years while we were best friends. So I break up with my ex, and start hanging out with her a lot. As one can guess I fell for her. I told her that I liked her, but I knew she loved her boyfriend, so I decided to stop hanging out with her/talking to her to get rid of my feelings for her. After about three days of not talking she starts texting me, I miss you so fucking much rawr rawr rawr. She tells me things aren't working out between her and her bf. So we start talking about something more serious, then like a week later she goes back to her boyfriend. This same thing happened like three times, she would keep going back to him. But alas I would not give for I was destined to get her poon-tang (actually really wanted a nice relationship with her, poon-tang is just a plus). They "break-up" again and we hang out and start to kissing a few days later I'm knuckle deep in poon-tang, and she is gagging on my cock (actually not gagging, she has no gag reflex). So everything was good, but then she starting getting called a whore and went back to her boyfriend. Im pissed off of course, but what can I do? At least I got a blowjob.
Nov 23 2012 1:10AM
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Anathema
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girl expects you to warm her up and turn her on, make the first move so you guys can get busy.

but then as soon as you actually try that, you're a dick for just wanting sex.



dafuk.


if i don't, you tell me i should have and you were waiting for it, but if i do you say back off buddy.


/headshake
Nov 23 2012 1:14AM
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LoathesRaisins
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You coulda just said that without all of the other crap.
Nov 23 2012 1:20AM
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Nov 23 2012 1:29AM
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Caspaaa
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yes like what the fuck. and even worse is when you get her all warmed up/turned on and she expects you to do all the work.


i fucking hate girls that don't really get into sex... like girls who just lay there/aren't into doing tons of positions and stuff. fuck that. (no pun intended) its not like i'm doing something wrong either cause they've told their friends afterwards that it was good sex.... they're just not creative or passionate i guess.
Nov 23 2012 6:28PM
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Bar_Down
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Wooww for real, that shit is ridiculous.
Nov 23 2012 7:29PM
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Wompuscat
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PUSSY!! Shoulda just gone for it all! Dafuq were you doing?
Nov 23 2012 7:39PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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This girl is such a shitty fucking person. Holy shit. Like fuck you so hard. This is funny because I have an ex that was just like this.

She would ask "Why are you so nice to Kellie? like you flirt with her all the time."

"What are you talking about? she is my friend of course I'm nice I wouldn't call it flirting"

"First thing you said to her tonight was 'kellie you look great tonight!'"

"Uhhhhhhhhhhh are you fucking kidding me? that's called being polite, not to mention I say that to most girls when I go out. Who doesn't want to hear that they look nice?"

Seriously. Fuck girls like this, I am a polite individual, I enjoy being nice. Girls can be so dumb.
Nov 23 2012 7:41PM
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deleted5
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i agree with you but i would never say another girl looks good in front of my GF.
Nov 23 2012 7:43PM
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Z-Juice
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hahahahaha

this thread is one of the best on NS too.
Nov 23 2012 7:44PM
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Bar_Down
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Ya for real. Most girls would be upset about that I think.
Nov 23 2012 7:44PM
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Wulfty
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Threads for later
Nov 25 2012 11:55PM
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ween
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Just going to put these right here...

Dec 11 2012 4:41PM
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theBearJew
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LOL second one was great.
Dec 11 2012 4:43PM
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bdarb207
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"you look nice tonight" is a fairly benign comment. It's not like damn or looking good or something. If a girl can't handle that she's way too immature. If you're not complimenting your own girl that would probably look bad ha.
Dec 11 2012 5:00PM
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Mr_Bump
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Dec 12 2012 5:04PM
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EC-Skier
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this is awesome haha
Dec 14 2012 10:28AM
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Peach.
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hahahahahaha.
Dec 14 2012 10:32AM
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gurneykid
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This thread needs bumpage. Guess I should contribute....this girl is being a hoe cuz even though I'm not that interested in her she will always bail on my...unless she just got dumped. Then all she wants to do is hang out with me. Like wtf. Hoe.
Jan 6 2013 11:45PM
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EC-Skier
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Jan 12 2013 11:08AM
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doyle.
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this has probably been posted already seeing has this thread is 67 pages but i thought it was funny
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Jan 16 2013 1:00AM
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Pancake_Fucker
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Bro, like, she said hey with two Ys in it.
She wants the D.
FALSE!
Jan 16 2013 1:08AM
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white+wolf
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rage


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Jan 28 2013 10:00PM
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Abu_Hajaar
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Holy shit those made me beyond angry.
Jan 29 2013 3:14PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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Thank you. Literally if a girl can't handle me complimenting a friend then she can fuck right off.
Jan 29 2013 3:17PM
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JakeAssBeatClap
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What a dumb whore. Call the cops on her and report it
that would be fucking awesome. She is committing a crime in most states

Jan 29 2013 3:22PM
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cheezeNbacon
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^^^^^^^ makes me want to hit a bitch
Jan 29 2013 3:30PM
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HWW
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i guess you could share...?
Jan 29 2013 3:42PM
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mmallender.
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or dont, let her eliminate herself and her stupidity from the gene pool
Jan 29 2013 3:45PM
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GingaNinja
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Family guy speaks the truth. Ladies, take notes.
Jan 29 2013 4:19PM
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*TURBONERD*
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Share 'em with me, dear Thomas?
Jan 30 2013 1:43AM
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GayWolf420
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But for real, all that "it's nothing" bullshit ladies pull when they're rustled does not fly with me. Either put your big girl pants on and let's talk this out or I'm dippin.
Jan 30 2013 2:48AM
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shorty_T
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Three weeks ago I was at the hospital saying goodbye to my mom who had just passed away unexpectedly when I get a call from my only "friend" that knew. I answer ans she starts complaining about her boyfriend. She tells me her life sucks and that she deserves blah blah blah... botch, my mom just died, I don't want to Ger your shitty boyfriend drama right now. She proceeded to be mad at me for 2 days because I didn't console her..... stupid girls.
Jan 30 2013 9:17AM
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*TURBONERD*
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Jan 30 2013 10:36AM
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Caspaaa
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i'm sorry for your loss
Jan 30 2013 10:55AM
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Mr_Bump
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not just woman logic, this sums up the ridiculous sense of entitlement kids have these days. rage rage rage
Jan 30 2013 4:56PM
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CliffyByro
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this is a very overused meme but seriously

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Jan 30 2013 6:23PM
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Kooky_Lukey
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i feel like this video belongs in this thread...


Jan 30 2013 10:26PM
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stickski
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how have I never seen these videos before... this guy sounds like a more awesome version of myself!
Jan 30 2013 10:33PM
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doyle.
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hahah I love this guy's videos!
Feb 1 2013 5:27PM
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altawest
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I bet the one on the right has some flappy sounding farts
Feb 1 2013 5:47PM
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Dr_Gonzo
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haha
Feb 1 2013 5:56PM
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prometheusprime
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Hahaha, you can tell that guy is a friendzone master who never gets laid. But, he does make solid points.
Feb 1 2013 6:03PM
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HWW
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not sure if this is a repost
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Feb 1 2013 6:16PM
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Z-Juice
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This may or may not be a good "woman logic" story.

Alright so a couple years ago I met this girl that is extremely pretty and is probably the nicest girl I have ever met (just a great all around personality too). I sort of liked her for some time just because her looks and personality were so appealing to me.

Anyways, it's about 2.5 years later and she acts completely different. She parties constantly and I heard she gets shit-faced every single party she goes too. I was at a party over the summer that she was at and she was super drunk, letting guys she didn't even know touch her all over and kiss her. I couldn't take it anymore, I was about to pull her out of the house and ask her what the hell she was doing, but because I don't know her that well I just left the party in a fit of rage. I was super pissed off and confused.

Now, she (a junior in high school) is dating the perhaps the biggest douchebag in our school (a senior). He is a complete asshole to a lot of kids, interrupts and disrespects the teacher 24/7, and just has the general cocky laxbro attitude.

It's a real shame that this sweet and innocent girl has changed so much. The best part is that her personality hasn't really changed that much itself, but that makes it even more frustrating that she is dating this guy (I could be wrong on her personality though considering I am not in touch with her at all anymore). It has been so difficult to watch this amazing girl take the path of the average high school "popular" girl.
Where's the logic?

sparknotes: most incredible girl I have ever met becomes routine girl that goes for the classic douchebag
Feb 1 2013 7:39PM
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Z-Juice
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That's so bad on multiple levels.
Feb 1 2013 7:56PM
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proZach
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^ yeah, dude's mom sounds like a Cunt with a capital C. and his sister isn't going to grow up any different...
Feb 1 2013 8:10PM
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Mr_Bump
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yeah, happens, its upsetting. truth is though, you wouldn't care if she was ugly

Feb 2 2013 9:42AM
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taylornicky
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I've been in this situation but reversed. I had this friends with benefits relationship not wanting anything more than just sexual pleasure. The guy was the one who started liking me and telling me that he wants to date. So what your saying isn't the case all the time. Now I'm stuck in this situation where this guy wants more and I just wanted a friend with benefits. But girls still are the worst. Inb4 full of myself. I'm not.
Feb 2 2013 11:35AM
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Tinga
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I hope you have told him you don't want to date and have since stopped having a physical relationship now that you know.
Feb 2 2013 11:53AM
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