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Woman Logic

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Tonic
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Jan 21 2012 10:55AM
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Guard_Puma
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh my god.
Oct 10 2012 11:37PM
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Da_Buddha
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Oct 10 2012 11:43PM
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status_whitegirl
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this is the kind of shit that motivates me to work my ass off in college so I can land a sweet job and acquire a smokin wife, MONEY CAN BUY YOU LOVE
Oct 10 2012 11:44PM
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.Hugo.
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And then she divorces you and takes it all. That is exactly what a girl who marries you for your money will do, because she doesn't actually love you.
Oct 10 2012 11:47PM
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mmallender.
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youre a fucking moron
Oct 11 2012 2:36AM
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geteducated
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i'd rather have a mediocre looking wife that loves me than a hot as shit one that feels her love is a reciprocal obligation measured by the worth of the material items i bestow on her.
Oct 11 2012 8:13AM
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theBearJew
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this, that kids got retarded man logic and doesnt fully understand woman logic. They will do all that they can to just take it from you

Theres plenty of sources in this thread talking about it.
Oct 11 2012 9:01AM
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Downtofilm
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Now to ask you this, would you give up snow to have 150 years of that?
Oct 12 2012 1:52AM
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WikiWiki
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It depends, just for dat booty nah, but if say for instance it was my wife/true and only love then hell yeah.

but lets be real here my true love is going to be fine with me skiing/ possibly a skier



Oct 12 2012 1:16PM
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Bar_Down
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Exchange between my girlfriend and I last night:

GF: "Would you ever date a chubby girl?"
Me: (In the middle of doing homework/not really paying attention) "What? I dunno..."
GF: "Wow, you're supposed to say: 'no because you're the only one i'd ever date...'"

Later on in the night, she's still mad

Me: "Why are you mad exactly?"
GF: "Fuck you, you said you wanted to date other girls."







LOL WUT????
Oct 12 2012 3:46PM
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Ski_the_east01
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so fast it would make your head spin...both of those are grade A prime pieces
Oct 12 2012 3:50PM
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theBearJew
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My girlfriend asked me what she was a 1-10. I always say nice things to her compliments, corny shit sometimes, and I always get called gay. She gives me shit everytime I try to say something nice. So when she asked me this, I knew it was coming because we were talking about how guys rate girls, I had mentally prepared an answer. I said 8. If i said 10 I get made fun of, and I actually do think shes a 10. 9 is still being made fun of territory so I said 8. Then she got mad at me for calling her an 8. Had you not called me gay 10 times for saying nice shit to you I would have said 10.
Oct 12 2012 4:01PM
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ironic
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Perfect answer:

I think that using a rating scale is degrading, therefore I can't assign you a specific number. Would you mind if, instead, I tell you some of the reasons why you're amazing/ why I'm dating you.
Oct 12 2012 10:57PM
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sack
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it's a trap! if you said no, she probably would've said "so if i got fat, you would break up with me."
seems like some people look for reasons to be angry.
Oct 13 2012 12:25PM
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stickski
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exactly. the "if i got fat" line was where I was expecting his story to go.. can't win sometimes

Oct 13 2012 1:54PM
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Relish_man
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Your first respond is where it all went to shit. You should've smiled, then said ''Well I'm dating one right now, aren't I?'', then winked, and then you whip out your dick and bounce it on her forehead.
Oct 13 2012 1:59PM
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AGOF
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100% this
Oct 13 2012 5:28PM
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skithesprings
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Dude, I'm pretty desperate for some snow too... It's been a long summer.
Oct 13 2012 5:46PM
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Kretzschmar
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proud to say i have escaped the friend zone after 2 years and i am now dating that girl.
Oct 16 2012 12:42AM
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Kretzschmar
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proud to say i have escaped the friend zone after 1.5 years and i am now dating that girl.
Oct 16 2012 12:44AM
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crieschl
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Congrats! ^^


Women logic on deer crossings

Oct 16 2012 6:19PM
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Ac31stuff
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^hahahahahahahahahahahahaah she has got to be trolling
Oct 18 2012 6:55PM
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FBGM
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LOL
Oct 18 2012 7:33PM
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Supergyro
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Local radio station/listened to that live. /claim
Oct 19 2012 9:39AM
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theBearJew
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Congrats!!! I had like a 45 min conversation with a friend of mine about how her best friend is in the friendzone. She didn't believe me at the end of it all.

Started out she was just talking about him (ive never met him) and I started asking questions and each one pointed to friend zone. I just dont think women understand that they do it. She said if he wanted out he would just do something but since he doesnt hes not in the friend zone. However he tried to and she said she valued the friendship....
Oct 19 2012 11:09AM
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Barefootin_Fiend
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this has got to be one of the funnier things I've heard all week!!
Oct 19 2012 11:32AM
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Rialb
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This just popped up on my timeline

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Oct 22 2012 6:54PM
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theBearJew
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I like the way you did this. Executed well good sir.
Oct 22 2012 7:03PM
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Kreech
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That's not woman logic, that's just her being an idiot/being bad at editing.
Oct 22 2012 7:21PM
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FleeceJohnson
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THAT WAS AMAZING
Oct 24 2012 3:18PM
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562056961108
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How is this not NS's cover page right now?

dat asssss....
Oct 24 2012 3:38PM
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theabortionator
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Met a lovely girl over the weekend. In addition to being a bitch, she was pretty dumb.

This girl was bitching about how she couldn't sleep in a car. Fell asleep with a cig, burned her shirt, we threw the cig out and she sort of woke up and fell back asleep. Woke up lit another cig. This was a repeated process. Later we stopped at a rest area because she had to pee. It was one of the rest areas with the crossover. She ended up on the other side of the thruway. We thought she fell asleep in the bathroom, looking for her calling her, nothing. Finally get a call from her and she says she's by the gas pumps where we were getting gas. Drive back over and shes not there. Of course she's on the other side of the place. When she finally got over to the car she was pissed because her boyfriends wasn't thrilled about everything that had happened so far. My friend had gotten in front to co pilot. She was bitching about how her back hurt and she couldn't sleep in the back. Of course instantly fell asleep after, then woke up lit a cig and fell asleep with it. I swear I saved this chick from burning herself at least 5 times. Also she was pissed at her boyfriend so she said she didn't have his cigs and hid them under the passenger seat. One time I woke her up to keep her from burning herself, she started bitching that she had to pee. Her bf was like, you just peed. Find out that she never actually peed, she just wandered aimlessly around. Then she was crying because we basically left her there. Then she got pissed because her boyfriend wouldn't give her a cig. He was like, you just had one. She was all I haven't had a cig for hours.(even though she smoked about 10 an hour and fell asleep with each one, some she never took a drag off, and a couple that she dropped or broke. Then I saved her a couple times in a row. I took her cig and threw it out the window. She freaked out about why I took her cig. I told her she kept falling asleep with them and she was wasting them anyway. "No I wasn't asleep, I can't sleep in cars" Bitch, you were sleeping. You fell asleep a bunch of times and only woke up because we didn't want you to burn yourself anymore. I don't remember what she said but it was something dickish. Then I just said whatever, go burn yourself some more. During the trip the driver was blasting music to tune her out. I felt bad for him. He had another 6 hours coming up with just her when we got out.


Idk. Not really good at dealing with people like that. When you try to help em and they're like that, fuck em.



tl;dr


Sparknotes: Chcik couldn't sleep in cars but managed to fall asleep and burn herself with a cig every 10 minutes, get lost at a rest area, and generally make the trip blow.
Oct 24 2012 7:33PM
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Iraq_Lobster
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true true
Oct 24 2012 8:15PM
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crieschl
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That pisses me off just reading it..
Oct 24 2012 8:24PM
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Willgum
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^ Was she on drugs or is that the way she normally acts? Seems wayyy out of it haha
Oct 24 2012 8:47PM
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gwhitey
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People like that should get poo on their head
Oct 25 2012 10:51AM
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5oup5teeze
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Lawyered.

Quality thread
Oct 25 2012 11:45AM
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zues
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one does not just simply get ouf of the friend zone.



i havn't had a g/f for a while. I think it's because I'm an asshole (ex gf told me that) so I have begun to restructure my life. so far its working out. maturity is helping
Oct 25 2012 1:13PM
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scrublife
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I LOVE this thread
Oct 25 2012 2:08PM
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Kretzschmar
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and since it doesnt count without pictures here ya go NS.

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Oct 25 2012 2:27PM
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zues
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girls don't look like that in wisconsin. good try though
Oct 25 2012 2:32PM
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Kretzschmar
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i wouldnt lie to my bros and the few hoes of NS. shes the real deal, straight outta wiscompton.
Oct 25 2012 2:42PM
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Alistair.
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Best thread ever hahahahahahah
Oct 25 2012 2:56PM
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Bumblesteeze
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Congratulations, she's a real beauty!
Oct 25 2012 2:57PM
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Kretzschmar
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no doubt, definitely been blessed being able to date her.
Oct 25 2012 3:00PM
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zues
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YEA she's pretty hot. i had a hot girlfriend once but then i fucked it up because i'm an idiot. moral of the story don't be an idiot. Other moral of the story, its fun to have one night stands. Final moral of the story keep your hot girlfriend and don't be an idiot.
Oct 25 2012 3:25PM
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Basement.
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have you blasted one on her face yet?
Oct 25 2012 3:28PM
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theabortionator
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I mean everyone did some drugs over the weekend, but she wasn't on anything since the morning at least and this was mid to late evening. She hadn't done shit in the car other than be awesome. I think maybe she needed to be on meds or something. Idk.


When she bitched at me then gave me the "No I wasn't. I'm a big girl I can take care of myself". I'm trying to keep you from lighting on fire and you're being a bitch to me, awesome.

Also always wondered how so many people fall asleep with cigs and light themselves/houses on fire. Now I know. I mean I watched this girl fall asleep with at least 8 or 9 cigs in a short amount of time.


Oh well. At least it got me home. After that it took me 3 and a half hours to limp my car within 100 miles. But even sitting there letting it cool down forever was sooooo peaceful. Then the tow truck drive was the absolute man. One of those guys that's pumped as fuck about his job and just smiling all the time.

That girl though. I hope her bf stayed sane enough to make it home. He did a little molly at one point to stay awake/not hate his life as much. I can't blame him.
Oct 25 2012 4:02PM
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doyle.
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hahahahahah
Oct 25 2012 5:04PM
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theabortionator
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Want me to punt her in the snatch for you?
Oct 25 2012 5:14PM
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