Woman Logic

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Guy is lucky, would have been way bigger pain in the ass if that happened after they were married.

May 28 2012 12:52PM

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Downtofilm

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Hahahahah

May 28 2012 1:25PM

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scientist

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May 28 2012 9:15PM

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Bonzalo

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Coming from 9gag and "posted 2 seconds ago". Yeah right...

May 28 2012 9:30PM

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LIL-WAT

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f this is real it's the best thing i have seen. Stupid lady making bad pudding.

May 28 2012 10:48PM

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Goku

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May 29 2012 10:50AM

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CliffyByro

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her tee-totalism is clearly helping her education. some of the best spelling and grammar i've ever seen right there

May 29 2012 10:58AM

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theBearJew

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If i have drugs now are you telling me to focus on the drugs and alcohol I have right now?

May 29 2012 10:59AM

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freestyler540

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not women logic, just typical republican propaganda on drug policy

May 29 2012 12:58PM

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Amadeus.

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gonna tell this one in green text format.

>Been hooking up/fucking this girl.
>Says she doesn't want a legit relationship.
>Invite her to my party.
>She's being really bitchy and not talking to me.
>She starts talking with some other people and completely ignores me.
>I leave party to go chill with people on the beach.
>She gets mad at me because I left her and didn't want to be with her.

wut

May 29 2012 4:46PM

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razors-chaz

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very typical woman logic, says one thing means the other and then blames you for doing what she said in the first place

May 29 2012 5:00PM

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Relish_man

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Remembered this from my previous relationship:

Her: I saw your friend Emile at the marina today, he was looking real sexy.
Me: I didn't need to hear that
Her: Hear what?
Me: That you think my friends are sexy, how do you think that makes me feel?
Her: I'm sorry I didn't mean for it to sound that way
Me: It's okay, you'll know for next time
Her: But now I feel so bad for saying that
Me: It's okay, it's not a big deal, just don't let it happen again
Her: I'm so sorry I feel terrible

...blablabla...

Ended up having to stay past 1am to comfort her because she was so sad that she made me sad when I wasn't even sad.

Shut have just shut the hell up.

May 29 2012 5:31PM

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Bill.Nye

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She obviously DOES want a relationship, she just wants you to want it so much that you'll pursue it even after she turns you down.

May 29 2012 5:32PM

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Amadeus.

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o shit, my bad.

May 29 2012 5:37PM

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Bill.Nye

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Don't pretend you didn't figure that out.

May 29 2012 5:39PM

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Mike-O

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Not entirely true. In situations like these it's a thin line between her wanting something more even though she says otherwise and her just not wanting you in her life as something serious, but still wants to hold on to you as that infamous second place holder a.k.a. between a rock and a friend zone.

Don't give a shit about her, not worth the hassle if it's already this complicated.

May 29 2012 5:42PM

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Bill.Nye

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That is a possibility. Either way, the solution is to blatantly not give a shit about her until she makes it clear which path she's trying to take, which I'll warn you might be never. But don't worry, that girl is pooooiiiiisooonnnnnnnnn.

May 29 2012 5:45PM

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Mr_Bump

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*if you're proud of who you are

May 29 2012 5:53PM

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stickski

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https://www.newschoolers.com/ns/forums/readthread/thread_id/695661/page/1/

May 29 2012 6:07PM

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Bakeshow

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truth

May 29 2012 6:14PM

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bustinthejus

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Should've said something like "Really? Cause I saw *friend name* the other day too, and DAMN she was looking fine!" in a playful manner/in a way that she knew you were just fucking with her... Telling her you don't want to hear her saying your friend is sexy is just showing your insecurities... who cares if she thinks your friend is sexy, she's with you for a reason, right? Leave it to the girls to get upset about you finding her friends attractive, not the other way around...

May 29 2012 8:41PM

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CliffyByro

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also, *i've done well

May 29 2012 8:50PM

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pbandj

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False she's using "good" as a noun rather than an adjective here.

May 29 2012 9:37PM

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mmallender.

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does not apply to everything unfortunately

May 29 2012 10:26PM

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Amadeus.

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lol

May 29 2012 10:27PM

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Mr_Bump

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I love irony

May 29 2012 11:26PM

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Smuffy

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lolol that is a wonderful picture

May 30 2012 4:47AM

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Pool.

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holy woman logic

May 30 2012 6:12PM

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DsMoK3

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The dishwasher is in the kitchen, henceforth thats a woman's domain, henceforth fuck you liz lemon

May 30 2012 6:28PM

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CliffyByro

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ahh okay i read it as "ive done good, and ive done bad" meaning i've done well and i've done badly, ie in terms of performance rather than morals

May 30 2012 6:41PM

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Mike-O

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That's not woman logic, it's a fucking monologue from 30 Rock.

May 30 2012 6:41PM

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Pool.

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i know its from 30 rock, but when a girl posts it to you newsfeed saying thats what she wants in a man too it is

May 30 2012 6:43PM

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howlongcanausern

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lol so insecure

May 30 2012 6:45PM

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Mike-O

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I don't know, I don't think Lemon's description is too farfetched. Being really into cars is pretty lame and strip clubs are pretty fucked and musicals like Rocky Horror are the shitznitz! Beefy arms are easily sought out with a few lifts a day.

I'd marry Liz a.k.a. Tina any fucking day for being a hot, creative son of a bitch.

May 30 2012 6:49PM

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matt.s

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this is some good logic from my sister.

two days ago: "MATT KILL THE BUG ITS IN MY ROOM GROSSSSS"

today, after i killed a moth. "MATT WHY DID YOU KILL THE BUG EW ITS GUTS ARE ALL OVER THE WALL NOW"

May 31 2012 12:02AM

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Anathema

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receive an assignment that requires you interview 5 random people and write down their answers.

my sister comes up to me and starts asking me questions.

i ask "why dont you just fill it out yourself and say you got 5 different people to do it? who's gonna know.."

sister replies "oh. yeah that's way easier."

*slaps forehead*

fucking women. always trying to do shit properly..

May 31 2012 12:08AM

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freestyler540

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May 31 2012 1:49AM

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LIL-WAT

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Well you should have known better Matt..

May 31 2012 2:14AM

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no_steeze

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the worst thing girls ever say is "i don't want to be burdensome by asking you to do so many things. you should just instinctively want to do them to showcase your feelings for me"

makes me rage. me liking you does not enable telepathic powers

May 31 2012 8:14AM

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Bar_Down

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gf: "out of all these girls on this tv show, which one do you think is prettiest." Me: "well i don't think any of them are particularly pretty." She forces me to pick one, which one do i think is prettiest if i had to pick one, so i pick a random one. She then gets mad at me. Woman logic...

May 31 2012 9:21AM

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