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Woman Logic

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Tonic
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Jan 21 2012 10:55AM
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JzD.
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God this thread makes me happy
May 17 2012 9:05AM
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Huck_Norris
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Sorry Cosmo, I only fuck fritters. 
May 17 2012 9:23AM
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Huck_Norris
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Sorry for the double post, but WHAT CALORIE TACKLING UBERHEIFER CAME UP WITH THIS?  If you can't even suck a dick without working glazed pastries into the mix, you're a fat fuck and you need help. 

May 17 2012 9:27AM
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timmi
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Say what you will. That doughnut is making me hungry.
May 17 2012 9:52AM
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EC-Skier
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i liked this one:

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After my boyfriend proves hes right

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i like it because i do this haha
May 17 2012 10:15AM
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pbandj
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you're never right..... and if you are prepare for shit storm
May 17 2012 3:06PM
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EC-Skier
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never said there wasnt a shit storm haha
May 17 2012 3:14PM
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Batman.
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this is pretty much true. i remember reading one that said to use a vibrator on a guys balls.... so fucking random. and seriously, bringing donuts into the bedroom? i can imagine how hilarious it would be for that to go down

Le derpina "Hey babe, have you ever thought about having a threesome?"
Le derp "FUCK YEAH"

5 minutes later


Le derp "Uhhh.. this isn't exactly what i had in mind..."
Le derpina "Oh.. Cosmo told me to try it."
May 17 2012 10:49PM
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Relish_man
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LE LE LE LE LE LE LE GTFO
May 17 2012 11:14PM
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Pool.
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exactly what i was thinking
May 17 2012 11:16PM
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Toasty.
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you're icon is boss
May 17 2012 11:18PM
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Pool.
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and same to you

its annoying tho cuz some kid already icon jacked me
May 17 2012 11:22PM
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ShredMasterPlus
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I honestly don't know why everyone's hating on the doughnut. I've honestly always wanted to do that who cares if your dicks got icing on it take a fuckin shower for once ya grease balls.
May 17 2012 11:28PM
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Anathema
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that donut idea is pretty funny. too bad my cock is too thick to fit..

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May 18 2012 12:22AM
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CrotchKiller
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you one classy mo fo Maverick
May 18 2012 12:31AM
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Campeador
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copy that goose




May 18 2012 1:15AM
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EC-Skier
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i agree with toasty
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May 18 2012 8:21AM
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SassySloth
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May 19 2012 8:50AM
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CliffyByro
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i literally just came here to post that lol
May 19 2012 8:52AM
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95959
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jesus that dude's pathetic haha
May 19 2012 9:02AM
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geteducated
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hopeless
May 19 2012 11:24AM
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May 19 2012 11:39AM
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CliffyByro
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*headdesk*
May 19 2012 11:44AM
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EC-Skier
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i really hope this is a troll
May 19 2012 11:45AM
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feihlination
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May 19 2012 2:11PM
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Bill.Nye
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But..... I've always been told that no means no.....
May 19 2012 2:14PM
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geteducated
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damned if you do and damned if you don't
May 19 2012 2:16PM
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theBearJew
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May 19 2012 6:13PM
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theBearJew
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UPDATE. She deleted the last comment hahaha

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May 19 2012 6:23PM
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Bill.Nye
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>Only dates assholes
>"all guys must be assholes"
May 19 2012 6:55PM
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shintastic48
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Womans Logic at the max with this post.
May 19 2012 7:02PM
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May 19 2012 7:20PM
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shintastic48
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I believe this was posted on the last page by another member.
May 19 2012 7:35PM
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Bread.
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It took me a week but I finally got through this whole thread and holy fark its so $$$
May 19 2012 8:54PM
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Thugly-Gnarskins
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threads for later reads
May 19 2012 9:08PM
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pbandj
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IMO that's his fail for being to stupid to realize that she's trying to say no gently, she knows exactly what he means.

fucking sick of all the friendzone bull shit logic in here, it's not woman logic, it's your little ego getting crushed.
May 19 2012 9:26PM
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miroz
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threads. this is the perfect end to a good day.
May 19 2012 9:59PM
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Guard_Puma
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Also who asks that question via text? Unless you're drunk looking for a late night booty call.
May 19 2012 10:14PM
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razors-chaz
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Kids who spend their whole lives on facebook an attached to their smartphones and have forgotten how to acctually speak to people. If that is a drunk late night booty call thats not how to go about it.
May 20 2012 1:09AM
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Jane6
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haha I do think this is a fake tatoo, haha, but my friend's sister (bimbo) just uploaded this, and I wouldnt be surprised if it actually was real.

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May 20 2012 3:10PM
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CrotchKiller
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thats a man arm
May 20 2012 3:22PM
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james6345789
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It's so sad and so true. That man needs a hug.
May 20 2012 3:29PM
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Jane6
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no its not


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May 20 2012 3:32PM
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Bill.Nye
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That's clearly a photo of 2 men
May 20 2012 3:50PM
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james6345789
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.
May 20 2012 4:17PM
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pbandj
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no he needs to grow a fucking pair.
May 20 2012 7:38PM
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Toasty.
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Im slightly turned on, yet disgusted at the same time
May 20 2012 11:52PM
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EricaMN.
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May 20 2012 11:54PM
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DUKES
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you like girlymen........dude this may be a problem when we become roomates. i dont want no trannys in mah house. no sir we only takes the females
May 20 2012 11:54PM
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phreshpow
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CLEARLY
May 21 2012 4:28AM
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